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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

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  1. Winged One

    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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    Not into necrophilia.
     
    Winged One, May 28, 2021
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  2. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    how bout we do a little trollin as a date hm?


    also what do you mean necrophilia I'll have you know buckethead likes his chicken alive and choked
     
    Lance crasher, May 28, 2021
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  3. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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    Hot Sauce Taster, is your avatar male or female? Because whoever they, they’re crazy and I dig it.
     
    Autocorruptor, May 28, 2021
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  4. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    ...Sadly she's a lesbian basically. :(
     
    OverReactionGuy, May 28, 2021
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  5. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    he's male and he sometimes stop playing the guitar mid concert to play with rubber chicken if i remember correctly
    i like that smug expression so yes
     
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    Lance crasher, May 28, 2021
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  6. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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    Sorry, not into guys. Tits or GTFO.
     
    Autocorruptor, May 28, 2021
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  7. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I'm pretty sure she passes the Harkness test, but... would she pass the 'not setting me on fire for trying' test?
     
    TanaNari, May 28, 2021
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  8. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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    Lets just go with “yes.”

    I’m not into guys, so your avatar will have to retain his virginity.
     
    Autocorruptor, May 28, 2021
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  9. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    yeah no beastiality is not my thing
     
    Lance crasher, May 28, 2021
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  10. ScriptGenius12

    ScriptGenius12 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    The armor stays on, it’s more immersive that way
     
    ScriptGenius12, May 29, 2021
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  11. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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    Yes. Please. She looks like a frikkin badass.
    Fair enough.
     
    Autocorruptor, May 29, 2021
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  12. ScriptGenius12

    ScriptGenius12 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    If fox can go human form sure
     
    ScriptGenius12, May 29, 2021
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  13. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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    Actually, its a wolf. And no, she can’t go human form afaik.
     
    Autocorruptor, May 29, 2021
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  14. Bear_Mint

    Bear_Mint The LewdBringer. The Breast Observer.

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    Ammy is too much of a good girl to bang, so no thanks.
     
    Bear_Mint, May 29, 2021
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  15. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    "you shall not defile me woman! for i have JESUUUUUUUUS!!!"

    in other words no unless she likes to start by being friends first and will led to wholesome relationship that will also led to GENUINE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP!
     
    Lance crasher, May 29, 2021
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  16. Fironsep

    Fironsep Getting some practice in, huh?

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    Nope. Not into him unless he changes the mask.
     
    Fironsep, May 29, 2021
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  17. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    i like the eyes


    also the mask stay on my dear friend
     
    Lance crasher, May 29, 2021
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  18. Zaztra Vandesh

    Zaztra Vandesh Versed in the lewd.

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    The one above me scared me to the point my little Zaztra wont stand
     
    Zaztra Vandesh, Jun 4, 2021
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  19. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    don't worry he can pull of a sick solo so he wouldn't be scared
     
    Lance crasher, Jun 4, 2021
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  20. Jedi_Tounges

    Jedi_Tounges Know what you're doing yet?

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    Oh, no. Definitely not.
     
    Jedi_Tounges, Aug 5, 2021
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  21. The Froggy Ninja

    The Froggy Ninja The Blade Will Never Die

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    I'm not entirely sure how I even would.
     
    The Froggy Ninja, Aug 5, 2021
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  22. abyssmal_kismet

    abyssmal_kismet Experienced.

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    Is that Doc Scratch? If so, heck no. Guy is an asshole of the highest degree.
     
    abyssmal_kismet, Aug 5, 2021
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  23. The Sandman

    The Sandman Versed in the lewd.

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    If they have the right bits, sure.
     
    The Sandman, Aug 5, 2021
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  24. da3monh0st3d

    da3monh0st3d Эскапист

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    Sure why not?
     
    da3monh0st3d, Aug 5, 2021
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  25. Shadowstep12

    Shadowstep12 Paladin of the holy church of lewd

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    totally
     
    Shadowstep12, Aug 5, 2021
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  26. Arc-on-Fire

    Arc-on-Fire I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Only if you don't explode.
     
    Arc-on-Fire, Aug 5, 2021
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  27. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I'mma need to check to see if legal, first.
     
    TanaNari, Aug 5, 2021
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  28. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    .... once again, no. I will not fuck a duck.
     
    24caratcoal, Aug 5, 2021
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  29. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    To the tune of 'Row row row your boat':

    Fuck fuck fuck a duck
    Screw a kangaroo
    Bang an orangutan
    It's an orgy at the zoo!


    Also: yes. So long as I can avoid getting the shovel talk from her father. He strikes me as the type who'd follow through. And also wouldn't bother with the talking first.
     
    TanaNari, Aug 5, 2021
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  30. Judgement

    Judgement The Fiend

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    I could take 10 ducks at once
     
    Judgement, Aug 6, 2021
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