Would you bang the avatar above you?

[Koup]

Not my type I'm afraid.

 

[TanaNari]

She looks psychotic.

Exactly my type.

Unfortunately.

 

[FTR2017]

She looks psychotic.

Exactly my type.

Unfortunately.

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Hmmhmm! A duck is fine too!

 

[Highlord]

With both barrels.

 

[FTR2017]

With both barrels.

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Only if enough makeup is applied over the helmet.

And a wig.

 

[Koup]

I'd vote for ya!

 

[FTR2017]

I'd vote for ya!

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An axe won't dent my tentacle wood!

 

[Newborn_Cretin]

Only if my mind gets broken by the end of the mateing I do not want to be aware of whatever ends up using my body as an incubator from the act.

But yeah I'd vote for good old eldritch party at least they're honest.

 

[Hotuko]

I.... have no idea what that avatar of Newborn's is. I feel like saying no is the safest option.

 

[24caratcoal]

yes

 

[Koup]

Ye.

 

[Newborn_Cretin]

I'd do an axe swing girl, crazy girl sex is usually stereotyped as wild so yeh.

I.... have no idea what that avatar of Newborn's is. I feel like saying no is the safest option.

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Whaaaaaat? But look at that cute mouth and adorable eyes how can you say no. I've got feelings too.

 

[FTR2017]

I'd do an axe swing girl, crazy girl sex is usually stereotyped as wild so yeh.



Whaaaaaat? But look at that cute mouth and adorable eyes how can you say no. I've got feelings too.

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I agree. You're cute.

You'd look cuter chained to my bedpost.

 

[24caratcoal]

Do explosives count?

 

[TanaNari]

Do explosives count?

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Would explosives work?

Probably... I mean, last time ol' Thuly was taken out by getting rammed with a sailing vessel in a scene I'm certain they stole for The Little Mermaid... modern warships pack a helluva lot more punch than some improvised wooden battering ram.


Or, admittedly, the ramming I'd give Raven. Not for lack of trying, mind, but 'spirit willing, flesh strictly inferior to building-sized guns'.

 

[Sublime]

I'd rather not to be honest.... not into ducks unless they're also cute Japanese vtubers.

 

[Questionable_Quester]

This is fine.

 

[24caratcoal]

Negative. While cute, pat the little boy on the head and send him on his way.

 

[RiceHot]

Maybe.

 

[Questionable_Quester]

I might fuck a book, but not one that's on fire.

 

[InfiniteChaosRai]

Nah, Im pretty sure Sora is below the age of 18. I mean, if aged up, Sure, but otherwise no.

 

[TanaNari]

Doesn't look like I'm gonna get much choice in the matter.

Oh well, may as well enjoy it.

 

[Hotuko]

Yes, yes I would. Don't know what state the duck will be in after, but.

 

[InfiniteChaosRai]

Honestly it depends on what she's like. If she likes hand holding, that's too lewd for me, no thanks.

 

[Deltron3030]

Oh dear God.

 

[Koup]

Not a chance.

 

[InfiniteChaosRai]

not a fan of yandere thank you... Also what is it with everyone thinking so poorly of me? This is discrimination, I'll have you know Im a perfect switch

 

[Guardian Box]

I'll have you know Im a perfect switch

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You are a perfect match for me then.

Can't wait to play the new Zelda on your body, manually.

 

[Sublime]

Oh hell no, nope nope nope, not at all.

 

[24caratcoal]

Nope. I do not fuck children, nor do I fuck in house fires. Doing both at once is all of the nope.