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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    See, now, she looks about my speed.

    ... Also, I'm a duck. Consent is nice and all, but totally unnecessary.
     
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  2. Velk

    Velk Brok3n1s

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    I’d fuck a duck, but not the dick duck.
     
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  3. Phen0m20

    Phen0m20 Not too sore, are you?

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    You fatter me, tho I'm more into argonians myself.

    And consent? Bah, Karasuba doesn't know the meaning of the word.
     
  4. Velk

    Velk Brok3n1s

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    No, Karasuba is too... Karasuba for my tastes.
     
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  5. llat-2

    llat-2 Verified Smooth Criminal

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    I'd need to know what I am getting into, so for now I am leaning towards a no.
     
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  6. Phen0m20

    Phen0m20 Not too sore, are you?

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    You say that like you'd have a choice. Heh heh
     
  7. llat-2

    llat-2 Verified Smooth Criminal

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    Your avatar is already dead.

    Edit: just in case it is not clear that is a hell no.
     
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  8. Phen0m20

    Phen0m20 Not too sore, are you?

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    Given its context she's actually never felt more alive
     
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  9. Dubious

    Dubious Versed in the lewd.

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    In the wise words of Sun Tzu, probably - "To stick ones dick in crazy is to know defeat eternally."
     
  10. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    No.

    I might, however, seduce her mother.
     
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  11. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Why is it always the duck? I don’t want to fuck the duck
     
  12. Renko

    Renko Look closer ~☆

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    Well, hello there miss!

    :D
     
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  13. Velk

    Velk Brok3n1s

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    Troll-Face waifu for life!
     
  14. Koup

    Koup Local Tactical Equipment Enjoyer

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    You on the other hand is an automatic yes!

    Cute. Wouldn't know if to headpat or cuddle.

    Must find out what Doctor's face is!
     
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  15. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Yes, I would bang the farm(?) girl :D
     
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  16. llat-2

    llat-2 Verified Smooth Criminal

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    Eh... Sure, why not?
     
  17. Just a gilgamesh

    Just a gilgamesh keeper of lewd truths

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    No, I am not fucking a brick shit house, if they were a girl or a femboy, yes, but not a masculine man, not gay.
     
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  18. Velk

    Velk Brok3n1s

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    Pass, not into pretty boys.
     
  19. Nefarious

    Nefarious Lover of OP 'Trashy' Isekai

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    I'm not into dudes but would it even fit?

    You know what I should just stop thinking. Pass.
     
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  20. Shadowstep12

    Shadowstep12 Paladin of the holy church of lewd

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    Looks like a fun time yeah
     
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  21. shinighoul6

    shinighoul6 Versed in the lewd.

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    Creeper Waifu?
    Yes please.
     
  22. Mistodon

    Mistodon Invading the city of Alexandria

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    Why am I suddenly getting alerts from this thread I haven't visited for over a year?

    Eh... I'm not into dudes... does the ammonite give good head? /s
     
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  23. Shadowfire626

    Shadowfire626 Tiger of the Burning Mountain

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    ABSOLUTELY NOT!
     
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  24. Koup

    Koup Local Tactical Equipment Enjoyer

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    No. I don't wanna get burned!
     
  25. Shadowstep12

    Shadowstep12 Paladin of the holy church of lewd

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    Insect monster thing is a plus I guess here comes the eggs

    Damn posts just showing up hey a cute girl? I'm dowm
     
  26. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Connoisseur.

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    *blinks*

    Is she legal or not?

    Can't tell if loli or bad perspective.

    But assuming she's mature, yeah, I'd blow creeper-chan's world.
     
  27. Evilhippy

    Evilhippy The Cum Lord

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    One Punch Man...does that equate to One Thrust Man?

    Cause, I gotta say, an orgasm a thrust, even if it's from some odd bald guy...I'd give that a go even if I ended up drooling on the floor.
     
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  28. Shadowstep12

    Shadowstep12 Paladin of the holy church of lewd

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    i am down to motor boat
     
  29. D'waawwu

    D'waawwu Versed in the lewd.

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    Not into Loli frog people so no
     
  30. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Not gonna bang the smol splodey one.

    Edit:
    Fox girls are on the table, however. Yes.