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Would you bang the avatar above you?

If i was truly desperate, yeah I would fuck the coffee mug with every flavor. I would put on a condom though for safety.
 
Probably not, unless the avatar is secretly two hot chicks in a trench coat. Or one, I'm not picky, numbers-wise.
 
With a sledgehammer. I do wonder what zebra meat will taste like when you cook it.
 
I'm positive that we can find better clothes for your avatar in my closet, if you're up for a ride.
 
I couldn't even see a tardigrade with my naked eyes dude. Banging one is not possible in anyway, shape or form for me.
 
Breath odour is important, a Doctor tht canonically pours boiling water into (assumed) his mouth at 3am... isn't very reassuring. Please practice proper tooth care.

That aside, less worries about injury than with a larger man, please take good care of me.

Apologies in advance for lack of pettable animal features. Perhaps I could pass myself off as an Aegir?
 
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