Would you bang the avatar above you?

[kahna1234]

i'm up for anything, c'mere little ducky~

 

[Andre Chaos]

Looks really dangerous, like soul eating dangerous. But good looks, hmm...

Ok, I'll pass.

 

[Echoes]

Yes, I wonder what our offspring would look like.

 

[Velk]

Here we are again. Yes.

 

[Nefarious]

Maybe....is it a woman under all that clothing?

 

[NumberSix]

I mean, I am not exactly into girls with 6 packs, but sure.

 

[Vault166]

Sorry but dick ain't on my menu.

 

[24caratcoal]

Sure, why not? Well, if she's of age, anyway…

 

[Nefarious]

Is that....FUBUKISWAAAAN~ Yeeeeessss!

 

[Wild Transient]

Rome wants the above 3 for "tourist" purposes.

 

[TanaNari]

*Puts on Visigoth costume*

 

[Mistodon]

It isn't gay if we're 5 feet apart and I'm filming that spiral freak of nature that God gave you spring up like a daisy so that I can post it on social media to watch imaginary numbers go up for that sweet dopamine hit.

 

[Echoes]

- just so you know, this monster is categorized as undead apparently. So unless you happen to be a necrophiliac and possess the stomach of a vulture's, that course of action might be ill advised.

Big difference between rotting and fermenting.

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Oh, well if I can't make love I'll just have to make war.

Though thinking about it, if I incinerated it I could mix the ashes with my food or with fertilizer so I could eventually eat its fruit...

 

[24caratcoal]

Oh, well if I can't make love I'll just have to make war.

Though thinking about it, if I incinerated it I could mix the ashes with my food or with fertilizer so I could eventually eat its fruit...

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Headpats and a bedtime story, all the usual. Good meal too, if she's hungry.

 

[Nefarious]

FUBUKI-SWAAAAAAN~ Come to me!

 

[Vault166]

Gimme those abs.

 

[24caratcoal]

Yes to both.

Edit:
Hell, yes to all three. I chose Fubuki in a bunny suit for a reason

 

[Wild Transient]

UMU desires the Fubunny for "lunch".

 

[Echoes]

Well, you know what they say "when in Rome, do the Romans"

 

[Dubious]

Would have shared shit sleeping schedules with.

 

[Lance crasher]

I want to fuck the keyhole on her forehead

 

[PJCG]

I can't tell what you are. I think your a dude? Or a mummy? Anyways, both those options don't interest me. So no.

 

[InfiniteChaosRai]

No

 

[TanaNari]

She doesn't look like she's giving me a choice in the matter.

I'm not complaining.

 

[TomatoPotato]

We meet again duck. The answer is no though.
Can ducks even eat potatoes?

 

[TanaNari]

Can ducks even eat potatoes?

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Don't see why not. Pretty opportunistic omnivores, not much a human can eat that a duck can't, or vice-versa. Complete with cannibalism.

Other scientific facts: Tomatoes are fruits.

Fruits are, effectively, the uterus of plants.

Enjoy your next salsa.

 

[Andre Chaos]

I think, I am good without cartoon duck. Maybe as a dinner? Would this be considered cannibalism? Otherwise, pass.​

 

[John_Oakman]

Not into reenacting Mr. Hands, but fantasy version.

 

[Mistodon]

I'd rather not get reverse-isekai'd, thanks.

 

[Andre Chaos]

Finally, some good eldritch alien abomination! Hug this pretty thing, and then smash.