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You are your Avatar

Scenario 1: I have a gun arm. This...might be difficult to explain. And also maintenance on the arm and leg is going to be a bitch.

Scenario 2: If it's at the exact moment I cropped my avatar from, she's currently surrounded by villains, one of which is an asshole. I'm probably going to be panicking, and things aren't going to turn out too well for me. Actually, eh, they'd probably just take it in stride and walk away disappointed; they did just poke a psychopath in her psychosis, after all.

In a more general sense, if I get dropped into her body, I am not picking up her lifestyle. I'm not exactly sure what I would do, though. Tempted to just drop by the main character's house to see the reaction.
 
For both Scenarios:

"A light that shines in the darkness, a wanderer who answer the cries for salvation from the downtrodden! I am a true Gentleman!"
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Scenario 1: It is IRL.
So I'm suddenly a female angel?

Well, that's certainly not going to help my programming job since the office I'm working is isn't that big. Not to mention that moving from floor to floor with the elevator will be even more awkward.

On the other hand... I'll be able to fly, and have a pretty perfect body (Though a female one). Being able to fly will really reduce the time it takes me to get to my the train/work, and the enhanced body will ensure that I live longer (If not simply being immortal).

Holy magic would also be quite nice, and if Melodiana has some healing spells I could solve some problems my friends/members of my family have.

Scenario 2: You are your avatar in its setting.
I'm going to be so lost, and will probably do something that will make the other angels quite pissed at me.
 
Now what if...we were our avatars in the person above/below (whichever the collective preferred)'s setting?
 
Above:
1) I am now a two-headed eagle. Fucking great.
2) I am the Byzantine Empire....somehow. Fuck me.

Below:
1) I am, apparently, a "Dragonborn", as seen in D&D's 4th Edition.
2) I'm fucked.
 
Now what if...we were our avatars in the person above/below (whichever the collective preferred)'s setting?
Okay, rechecking my initial post.

ABOVE: Magical girl in.... That looks like a Banksy image. Given that the setting for that is 'real life' I'm just going to assume I end up in London. Which will be much the same as my previous real life strategy only much harder given that I'm now in a foreign country with no ID, so getting home will be difficult. Still, as an immortal magical girl with a magical money stipend, I'm not going to be hurting too badly. It will be significantly worse for my family than the vanilla 'real life' scenario though..

BELOW: Magical gravity girl in what looks like.... some kind of giant mecha/superhero hybrid setting? Probably do well and fit right in, scare the bejesus out of a lot of the local color by eschewing getting into a robot and just wrecking things herself. Frankly, one of the better settings I could have been dropped into, considering magic is probably OCP, and the setting relies on giant robots - which have engineering limits and probably don't respond well to having their weight suddenly multiply. Plus immortality is kinda OP.
 
1. Woof woof.
2. Pant pant.

xO No but seriously, how ridiculously happy does that dog look? And so friendly! Would be an easy, joy filled and stress free life if shorter than anyone would like.
Merry Christmas
 
Scenario 1: It is IRL.

Suddenly becoming Diablo and Imperius from the Diablo franchise will be a bit hard to explain to everyone I know, including the government, who will have a few questions for the giant demonic creature sitting in the ruins of my house, and the teleporting asshole with a spear and glowing... tentacle... things? Are those supposed to be wings? Also, it will probably be hard to feed my internet addiction with those big meaty fingers that may or may not be hot enough to melt the keyboard at any given point in time.

On the other hand, immortality and literally being in two places at once is nice.

Plan A: Immediately nope out of there and figure out how to convince everyone of my actual identity. Openly mock the Westboro Baptist Church when they inevitably picket. (Or do they just do homosexuals?)

Plan B: A Demon Lord (Lady? What gender is the Prime Evil anyway?) and an Archangel walk into a bar...

Scenario 2: You are your avatar in its setting.

So. Diablo (the Prime Evil version from Diablo 3) and Imperius make up over half of the cosmic power in the setting - and Diablo also has the advantage of being the consistent BBEG in a franchise with sequels, and is therefore functionally protagonist-proof.

Plan A: Immediately nope out of there, figure out how to recreate the Worldstone, and create a copy of Earth. Earth being destroyed/lost/abandoned/nonexistent in sci-fi and/or fantasy is a pet peeve of mine.

Plan B: A Demon Lord (Lady? What gender is the Prime Evil anyway?) and an Archangel walk into a tavern...
 
Prinz Eugen, huh.

Scenario 1: Freak out over being a Kanmusu, then go kill some pirates or join the military.
Scenario 2: cling to Bismarck, kill Abyssals, be adorable Imouto for Bismarck despite being a heavy cruiser and she a battleship. Just like canon really.
 
This time, a human-ish incubator.

Scenario 1: This will be awkward. But hopefully I'll have access to Incubator technology! And wish-granting power. But, well, witches. So let's avoid that.

I wonder, will I be able to become a hivemind?

Also, let's avoid people that has watched PMMM.

Scenario 2: Do all incubators look like girls now, or is it only Nekraa? Either way, let's hope that they don't take interest in me.

... I'm doomed.
 
1: On the one hand I now have magic, on the other hand even I don't know my own gender and I drew this myself!

2: I wonder what it says about me as a creator that I only regret making a character who's species is supernaturally delicious and nutritious only after being force to be one...
 
1: On the one hand I now have magic, on the other hand even I don't know my own gender and I drew this myself!

2: I wonder what it says about me as a creator that I only regret making a character who's species is supernaturally delicious and nutritious only after being force to be one...

Delicious smell. Gao gao.
 
1: On the one hand I now have magic, on the other hand even I don't know my own gender and I drew this myself!

2: I wonder what it says about me as a creator that I only regret making a character who's species is supernaturally delicious and nutritious only after being force to be one...
...Supernaturally delicious...
Chocolate elf?
 
I'm Shirley Yeager, now

1.) urge to visit Chuck Yeager rising.
2.) time to not actually know what I am doing, and still manage to do it.
 
Hmm~
For the first; I wonder give squirrelly drew this body up would that make him my father as Rochelle? And would that make our hypothetical relationship more or less incestuous? More importantly which would be hotter?

For the second; I would ignore the voices in my head since that has not helped Rochelle in forever. Then aim for the Harem end aru!
 
So… of my three avatars, the giant, floating, mildly phallic, jellyfish monster certainly isn't the worst to be turned into, but not the best either. God-Demon of Fertility, the Harvest, and Destructive Rampages isn't too bad a schtick to be stuck as.

1) Any possibility of living a normal life is shot to hell, since I am now a giant, flying super-kaiju, but I could probably make things work out. I might try to get in contact with scientists and engineers to help me build some device that would turn the ability to "punch physics until it cries" into infinite energy, and use that as a source of income. Then, I don't know, spend the vast wealth by donating it to SCIENCE? Oh, and buy a computer that I'd be able to use and just dick around on the internet all day, like a I do now.

2) Being one of the strongest beings in the setting, orders of magnitude stronger than the next tier of superpowers, I don't really have to worry about much beyond my "peers." Nor do I have reason to deal with the 'plot,' unless I felt like it. So, I'd probably just force the universe to scale up until a small dog is the size of me, and follow some random practioner around like an overly-tentacled, over-powered magical girl's mascot. For the reactions mostly. And whenever I inevitably get summoned, I'd either pull an ironic genie, a Kyubey, or ignore them and just head back to my chosen, and almost certainly confused, magical girl.
 
2) Being one of the strongest beings in the setting, orders of magnitude stronger than the next tier of superpowers, I don't really have to worry about much beyond my "peers." Nor do I have reason to deal with the 'plot,' unless I felt like it. So, I'd probably just force the universe to scale up until a small dog is the size of me, and follow some random practioner around like an overly-tentacled, over-powered magical girl's mascot. For the reactions mostly. And whenever I inevitably get summoned, I'd either pull an ironic genie, a Kyubey, or ignore them and just head back to my chosen, and almost certainly confused, magical girl.
I'm betting the League will be going "WTF" if they ever discover any part of this?
 
1. I go deep sea diving and go hunting pirates, Wolfpack style.
2. I kill abyssals, be adorable and try not to die.
 
Too bad most of us have meaningless usernames, or we could have a 'you are your username' thread.
 

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