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Zombie Invasion Underway!

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Does having sex with a zombie considered as necrophilia, it's dead but alive at the same time....🤔🤔🤔
 
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"I will kill. I will let live. I will harm and I will heal. None shall escape my grasp. None shall escape my sight. Be crushed. I welcome those who have grown old and those who have lost. Devote yourself to me, learn from me, and obey me. Rest. Do not forget song, do not forget prayer, and do not forget me. I am light and relieve you of all your burdens."

"Do not pretend. Retribution for forgiveness, betrayal for trust, despair for hope, darkness for light, dark death for the living."

"Relief is in my hands. I will add oil to your sins and leave a mark. Eternal life is given through death. Ask for forgiveness here. I, the incarnation, will swear."
 
So I think I got infected in my sleep? I don't feel any different, and the only craving I have is for coffee, but I also don't have a pulse. Does uh... does anyone know the protocol for something like this?
 
I thought this would be a warning about rampant thread necro but then I opened it and was like "Oh yeah, It's April 1." Nicely done.
 
Are they hungry or horny zombies? Because if it's the latter, I'll happily throw myself down at the front lines to hold them back.
 
tjmrocks13 said:
So I think I got infected in my sleep? I don't feel any different, and the only craving I have is for coffee, but I also don't have a pulse. Does uh... does anyone know the protocol for something like this?
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Are there Civet's in your region? and are you storing an unreasonable amount of decaf? As far as I know you need both of those as ingredients to make coffee craving zombies. Someone attempted to use them to harass coffee plantations a while back, but one of the plantation owners was already using undead for labor so it didn't work.
 
Anybody test my patented anri-zomnie combine harvester idea on the zombies yet?
 
Flamethrower check
Shotgun check
Machete check
Baby oil check
Charisma check
Cigar box (Cuban) check
Waifu..... In progress
 
So much negativity here. I never imagined QQ would be so full of undeadphobe biggots

I welcome our de-deceased brethren. Come on in, no need to be shy, we all love stories here.

Oh, my head? What about it? Is it my hair?
Woah, haha, you trying to kiss me? Well, I'm sorry to say but I'm actually aro/ace but this is very flatteri- AAAH, MY BRAAAIIIINNNNFNJDKKSUR
 
Glad I work at walmart, we got the food, the sleeping gear, the axes, and the condoms/lube ready
 
N'gha b'lakh y'khaarak, naflik ulah k'lyeh morh'th, uzz n'khul g'naar? eh, u'zu gh'na'ul sh'gnok th'khal~
N'AIJ ZO'AH N'KTAN Y'BLAK Y'BLAK DRAKHAL!
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die."
 
East Europe reporting, the skeletons are a bigger problem than the zombies right now, former outnumbering the latter massively.

Local priest too tired, police have taken to puppeteering his arms currently as he blesses squirming patches of random land before new waves of bone can spring up from them.

The uncleared minefields have proven an unexpected, but welcome alarm system given it scatters surviving monsters around and hungry dogs can take them on easier in a fight turned meal.

Road traffic has cleared after a long day of trucks going their way anyway despite undead obstacles.

This has been live reporting by Smrtich (Death) and we'll see you soon, back to studio with Kosac (Reaper) and Ana.
 
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