Zombie Invasion Underway!

[ultima333]

This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a joke. The dead are currently rising from the graves to invade QQ. How or why that happened, no idea.

We highly recommend you grab a weapon for at least self-defense. Whatever you can hit or shoot with should do. While staff is currently dealing with the growing horde, help would be greatly appreciated. We are not sure how zombies will react eating brains full of thirst, knowing QQ users, but checking what it would result in probably would be a bad idea.

On a particular note, @tehelgee was noted as a confirmed zombie returning to the forum, probably for nefarious ends. We urge you to be especially careful, as who knows what dark powers he acquired while in the grave.

Wish us luck!

 

[vyor]

Are they hot zombies at least? That's the important question.

 

[OverReactionGuy]

Braaaains.

 

[tacobowl8]

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[Skierus]

To arms! To Arms!

 

[Pheonix_Fired]

Good luck, but... Wot?

Also,

Are they hot zombies at least? That's the important question.

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This man's asking the important questions here.

 

[Tyberium]

Zombies? In April? For a second there I thought we were already in October!

 

[vyor]

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argh, my eyes

 

[Orphus]

the fuck? Can someone explain? I'm afraid the whole joke has flown over my head.

 

[BookOfThoth]

*cocks rolling pin like a shotgun*

I'm locked and loaded

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Zombies?

Time to bug out to the mall!

 

[Edward Beyer]

Hunh. Never expected to see an actual zombie invasion. If only in the digital. Are they contagious zombies?

 

[Akashi1412]

According to H-mangas, Zombies usually weak to sperm so go jack off people

 

[nomorehero29]

Oh Goddammit, again?

I'll raid the Costco.

 

[Frescko]

I knew a zombie once. Turned out they're dead. 0/10 wouldn't recommend seggs

 

[Lopezelpesado]

Aw fuck, someone get crazy dave here asap!

 

[Lyrista]

What are you all worried about? Being eaten is fun. It only hurts for a minute. Then you have lots and lots of new friends.

 

[Retigh]

the fuck? Can someone explain? I'm afraid the whole joke has flown over my head.

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Necromancy, son

 

[OverReactionGuy]

Brains!

( this user has instantly lost since the invasion started)

 

[DanzyDanz]

I, for one, welcome our new undead overlords. They can't possibly be worse than the current ones.

 

[SoulEvolve234]

*Get out Assault Rifle and Grenades*
I'm armed and ready!!

 

[nomorehero29]

*Comes back, armed and suited with Clothing lined with Kevlar and Plates.*

Costco Food on the back of a Pick-up.

 

[bluewaterbottle]

Oh nice, I can finally try out my Assault Roomba. He cleaned up blood once and has been craving violence ever since.

 

[snipesalot0]

I'm not about to let these Zoms boid as they please! Time to get working on barricading the fire station!

 

[Testr.14571]

If this is like Sankarea then I'm fine with the zombies ngl.

 

[The8BitzySpider]

I'm just gonna go home tbh ya'll have fun

 

[nivekvonbeldo]

Shotgun and AK in arms, we're ready

 

[Doomsought]

Hey guys, my copy of the Necronomicon went missing while I was out visiting Randolph Carter, have any of you seen where it went?

 

[zup]

If playing Cataclysm has taught me anything, zombies are at worst an environmental hazard, but usually barely a speed bump. As always, man's greatest enemy is another man. You other survivors better understand that I will shoot first and ask questions never, so keep your distance.

 

[Damian45]

What type of zombies? Digital, as in fake accounts of dead people? Biological virus? Some form of supernatural bullshit?

You can't just tell us there are zombies without giving us details, it's not entertaining enough. Who died? How horribly did they die? Was it someone you wanted to be eaten by zombies?

Give us more, fore the starving hordes are particularly ravenous today.