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Zombie Invasion Underway!

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Hol up, is this walking dead kinda outbreak or sum ecchi anime kinda outbreak? Cuz we're fucked either way but damn i prefer one over the other...
It definitely is NOT caused by a certain pharmaceutical company right? Right??
 
Zz92 said:
Hol up, is this walking dead kinda outbreak or sum ecchi anime kinda outbreak? Cuz we're fucked either way but damn i prefer one over the other...
It definitely is NOT caused by a certain pharmaceutical company right? Right??
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Mmm, magic 8-ball says 'inconclusive.'

*consolation chomp*
 
Zombiesleuth said:
As the resident zombie sleuth, I can confirm that the zombies are indeed zombies.

I didn't expect my username to come up like this on QQ. Or anywhere else, really.
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The question is, are you a zombie sleuth because you are a sleuth who investigates zombies? ..... Or a zombie investigating us? And therefore literally a zombie sleuth.
 
You know what we must do
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ATTACK!!
 
Still got a literal chest full of ammunition? Yup.
Still got 2 gunsafes? Yup.

Guys, I think I'm good.
 
....so i kind of chopped the bodies up and built two sculptures out of them....and one of them is starting to move.....what do? burn the dragon statue or hope the gundam one doesnt work like a real gundam
 
Shadowstep12 said:
....so i kind of chopped the bodies up and built two sculptures out of them....and one of them is starting to move.....what do? burn the dragon statue or hope the gundam one doesnt work like a real gundam
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Hope the Gundam statue work like a real Gundam and throw it at the Dragon statue.

Then record the fight and share it on ZomTube
 
Despacitoleo said:
come on guys it's proabaly a April fools joke like if I ate a man's brains and didn't like it wouldn't that men I'm not a zombie? Like come on guys wouldn't that be nice to disprove the mods in a little funny haha
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is that the same arugment people make for being gay if i fucked a dude and didnt like it then that means im straight right. or its college right.

like i know tumblr says werewolves are all NB people but when did zombies become gay?
 
Shadowstep12 said:
is that the same arugment people make for being gay if i fucked a dude and didnt like it then that means im straight right. or its college right.

like i know tumblr says werewolves are all NB people but when did zombies become gay?
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you know what your right this is gay like imagine putting another man's meat in your mouth crazy especially if I did it like come on let me have your skin man give me you meat I'll prove I'm not gay by not liking eating your skin and flesh totally not gay if I don't enjoy the fat in your flesh melting in my mouth
 
We have created a number of checkpoints in the NSFW Creative Writing forum as well as a number of fallback positions in the NSFW Questing forum to quarantine the growing threat of the undead. A Forward Operations Base is set up in Creative Writing while a logistics hub is currently being deployed in the Play-by-Post sections of QQ to keep the men and women supplied with ammunition and essentials across all fronts. The Chair Force is currently doing strafing runs across the main boulevard of SFW Questing while periodic bombardment is conducted in all fronts to minimize the potential of a Horde ever forming which, if left unchecked, would endanger our defensive perimeter and quarantine. "SPECIAL" Forces operatives are currently deployed in an attempt to commit to a surgical strike against the threat, we expect word from their success in a few days. Rest assured, ladies and gooners, this threat will not spread to the wider Internet. Rest assured, this threat will be eradicated down to the last corpse. -Excerpt taken from the QQ Military briefing conducted by General Whatshis Fase.
 
Shadowstep12 said:
is that the same arugment people make for being gay if i fucked a dude and didnt like it then that means im straight right. or its college right.

like i know tumblr says werewolves are all NB people but when did zombies become gay?
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Now, now. Just because we are dying by the thousands under the unceasing zombie apocalypse doesn't mean that we are no longer under the 'no kinkshaming' rule, even if they are zombies and want to eat our brains.
 
Hey, are there any creepy mansions vacant? I'm looking for a place to hide out with my apparent zombie entourage, and I'm in the mood for a supervillain lair-type place for some reason. The ghost scuba diver with me seemed to like that idea when I suggested it, also.

By the way, is there any sunscreen available anywhere? Natural light's starting to… burn…?
 
Despacitoleo said:
you know what your right this is gay like imagine putting another man's meat in your mouth crazy especially if I did it like come on let me have your skin man give me you meat I'll prove I'm not gay by not liking eating your skin and flesh totally not gay if I don't enjoy the fat in your flesh melting in my mouth
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true you cant know if your something without trying it.
Neo3932156 said:
Now, now. Just because we are dying by the thousands under the unceasing zombie apocalypse doesn't mean that we are no longer under the 'no kinkshaming' rule, even if they are zombies and want to eat our brains.
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so i guess i should try to be a bit more Dom with the zomsubs then?
 
*me out of basement*

...okay, it seems like we're going to Leeroy Jenkins this!
 
Okay, I think I found a hideout. It is a super creepy mansion but I think there's food? Anyways, I feel like people with ghosts'd be better off here. Feels kinda haunted?
 
Time to call Crazy Dave and his legion of Undead Hating Plants.
 
Can we join the undead, are there any health benefits it would entail and are we then still able to read or do we turn brain-dead? Surviving is too much work, it's easier to just become a zombie and relax.
 
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