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Zombie Invasion Underway!

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Bermuda said:
Can we join the undead, are there any health benefits it would entail and are we then still able to read or do we turn brain-dead? Surviving is too much work, it's easier to just become a zombie and relax.
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In the long term your body will eventually rot. This will make it difficult to do things. Like tell people on the internet they're wrong.
 
Bermuda said:
Can we join the undead, are there any health benefits it would entail and are we then still able to read or do we turn brain-dead? Surviving is too much work, it's easier to just become a zombie and relax.
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I mean, at this point a bunch of the undead seem to be joining me? To be fair, I think I'm turning into a vampire now, and a ghost scuba diver who's good at punching is haunting me.
 
THE END IS NEAR! ALL HOPE IS LOST! THE ZOMBIES ARE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR AND I DONT KNOW IF I HAVE THE WILL TO RESIST (I don't even know if I want to)

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JustinTime847 said:
I mean, at this point a bunch of the undead seem to be joining me? To be fair, I think I'm turning into a vampire now, and a ghost scuba diver who's good at punching is haunting me.
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Dude, I don't think your just undead. I think your in a scooby doo movie. Zompies, vampires, and a ghost diver sounds just like them to handle.
 
Well, on the plus side, it seems to be a regular zombie outbreak instead of the bimbofication variant. I would rather not go through an involuntary sex change.
 
Honestly, though, I live in Houston, Texas so I think I'm fine, with the amount of guns and other equipment the rest of the population has, plus living in a swamp with high humidity means that the rate of decay likely would be quite high. Only place I can see being safer would be Florida, seeing as the zombies honestly would be no different from how the residents there usually behave.
 
Im seeing the dead rising as a sign that it is time to perform necromancy on all the threads.
 
I am not built for cardio
I accept fate and chow down a tripple cheesburger
 
*Sigh* Such a sad thing, to be a newbie and not be able to enjoy a joke.
Im assuming that someone came back after a long absence?
in that case, welcome back, hope you were well, and that you enjoy your time in this page again.
 
JK/ If the undead are attacking, shouldn't we do away with Rule 7 until we have everything under control? I mean, we really need to practice some Necromancy, and then no more undead problem.
 
This reminds me of that time a door to door salesman slept with my Neighbors Wife... or was it his Daughter? Can't remember. All I DO remember, is chaos, and Zombies... They destroyed all our classy futuristic 1950's Technology.
 
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Darkban said:
*Sigh* Such a sad thing, to be a newbie and not be able to enjoy a joke.
Im assuming that someone came back after a long absence?
in that case, welcome back, hope you were well, and that you enjoy your time in this page again.
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THEY ARE RIPPING MY BONES OFF HELP ME, OH MAH GAWD
 
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