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Zombie Invasion Underway!

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so i lost my dick and a fungal growth is forming ther......oh it was a gender bend zombie got it...that or being a eldritch floridaman makes me immune im gonna go check
 
Lopezelpesado said:
Meanwhile in florida.

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I think that's what they kept in the air raid vault under Disney World. Or maybe it's the guardians to Ol Walt's cryo frozen head.
 
I am willing to embrace the horde by using ball gags to prevent biting and bondage to prevent scratching. Wish me luck everyone!

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Only place I can see being safer would be Florida, seeing as the zombies honestly would be no different from how the residents there usually behave
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Reminds me of the guy that tried to eat another man's face because he was on bathsalts.

Man, 2012 was a wild year.
 
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didnt that guy also have a mental disorder that his whole family ignored? i watched the documentary of that guy he got fucked up by florida Univercities party life and a drug he took turbocharged a mental illness he was predisposed to devolep and gave it too him
 
Shadowstep12 said:
didnt that guy also have a mental disorder that his whole family ignored? i watched the documentary of that guy he got fucked up by florida Univercities party life and a drug he took turbocharged a mental illness he was predisposed to devolep and gave it too him
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That may have been a different guy, since I'm pretty sure there were multiple cannibal cases that year.

Here's some more on the incident in question: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack

EDIT: Correction, only 1 Florida cannibal incident was in 2012. The other was in 2016: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florid...nt-austin-harrouff-targeted-couple-at-random/
 
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Wait! Wait! Wait! On a scale of Walking Dead to Korean Apocalypse Drama, what kind of zombies are we talking about here? If I throw a brick do they groan or do they make clicking noises and sprint at me? Are they going to mutate and start throwing cars in 6-8 weeks?

The answer will determine whether or not I kill myself.
 
today has been crazy first the zombie thing and then palworld says yeah we werent kidding about making that visual novel and releases a trailer yesterday and everyone is freaking out about it now
 
Apokalyps117 said:
Wait! Wait! Wait! On a scale of Walking Dead to Korean Apocalypse Drama, what kind of zombies are we talking about here? If I throw a brick do they groan or do they make clicking noises and sprint at me? Are they going to mutate and start throwing cars in 6-8 weeks?

The answer will determine whether or not I kill myself.
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Let me check outside my window...

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Hmmm... I dunno, but they look funny tho


Also does someone else hear people yelling democracy outside our something?
 
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Any idea what type of zombies were dealing with given that I'm currently surrounded by a group of people that look normal but are acting strangely and are currently ripping the throats out of walking corpses with their bare hands in any damage delt to them automatically heals as if it was being stitch back together by a 3-D printer and it's freaking me the hell out.....

And for some odd reason they're asking me for orders....
 
The zombies are everywhere if you look around, just find the users who are mysteriously 125 years old.
 
Don't worry people, when the various types of zombies intersect with eachother it will trigger a Zombie Civil War and they will wipe eachother out.

... Or they will merge together into some kind of amalgamated super zombie.

I should probably do something about that, but my title isn't Dutiful Ignorer Of Duties for nothing.
 
So shit zombie, well then it time to the emergency bunker. Where I been prepare for this exact scenario now just need to setting up some turret, war robots then bingo my power armor plus gauss rifle.
 
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