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Zombie Invasion Underway!

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I'm so glad I bought a flamethrower, napalm and mines and they said I was crazy for turning my front lawn into a minefield with turrets well who's laughing now Karen?!
 
Everyone take cover. I just found out 🤪 that there's some very interesting variance of zombies. More specifically the DC version. You know the one where death got corrupted and the anti-life equation fused with a zombie virus..... Oh s*** there goes my nuts 😬...... Wait was that zombified squirrel girl.
 
ultima333 said:
The dead are currently rising from the graves
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The dead aren't the only things rising. I am fully erect and ready to serve my country in the only way I know how. I have gathered a cohort of like-minded perverts who have elected me as their king.

Someone film this and post it to Pornhub and CNN.

Pants off! Lances down! Charge!
 
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Is the Moon is also haunted by Space zombies?

If you crush your own brain with a pair of nunchucks do the zombies leave you alone because you're brainless?

Do zombies dream of undead sheep?
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argh, my eyes
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Zombies figured out how to use flashbangs!

DanzyDanz said:
I, for one, welcome our new undead overlords. They can't possibly be worse than the current ones.
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Wait, those aren't zombies already?
 
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There's this place down the road from my house. It's this little private collection thing someone set up years ago, but it has all kinds of cool weapons from around the world. Anyone want to raid it with me? It's too large for me to handle by myself.
 
Looks around at people trying to organized and sighs

Just do it.

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Well this is a poor time to be leaving Italy…
 
And here I thought it was a bot or spammer or troll attack?!?!

*pulls out his gun and his fencing sword that thanks to Q can now cut through titanium*

En garde.
 
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ultima333 said:
The dead are currently rising from the graves to invade QQ.
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My honest reaction to that information:

View: https://youtu.be/ZlCKzIhaFsg
Come get your AKs everyone! We've got one of every model and make, yes even the obscure-as-hell prototype ones! It'll cost you absolutely nothing, just pick one up with a few spare mags and go to town (please do return it to the armory when you're done though, I'm running a militia here not a charity.)
 
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"Ah, another day, another step closer to my re..venge..."
>Moans of the undead.
"What in Father's name?" opens curtains. "Ok, some of those things seem vaguely familiar, others less so, more disturbingly quite a few of them are...pleasing to the eye and yet, why do I recognize the source for some of whatever those things are. Then that can only mean..."
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"Tee~hee~"
 
This is why we don't say anything, you know. All the slander and insults. We don't smell, that's ghouls. We don't moan; that just gas, y'know? And we don't eat brains, alright? Just intelligence.

And there doesn't seem to be any around here. I return to slander and insults, and I can't even sustain myself. :<

Y'all's hospitality sucks.
 
My time has come! I too shall face of against the hordes of zombie hookers and corpse dust blow. I've even dug out my most weeaboo sword, fedora, and high school trench coat. Which no longer fits me because I'm eight inches taller and about a hundred fifty pounds heavier but by god I will staple that fucker to my terrycloth bath robe as extra armor against zombie midgets and face down the-

Huh. I seem to have misplaced my ankles. I wondered what that chewing nose was about. Tally ho, lads, fix bayonets

Frozen peas

Braaaaaaiiiins
 
ultima333 said:
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a joke. The dead are currently rising from the graves to invade QQ. How or why that happened, no idea.

We highly recommend you grab a weapon for at least self-defense. Whatever you can hit or shoot with should do. While staff is currently dealing with the growing horde, help would be greatly appreciated. We are not sure how zombies will react eating brains full of thirst, knowing QQ users, but checking what it would result in probably would be a bad idea.

On a particular note, @tehelgee was noted as a confirmed zombie returning to the forum, probably for nefarious ends. We urge you to be especially careful, as who knows what dark powers he acquired while in the grave.

Wish us luck!
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Newbie here what? How do you fight them back
 
I have a rifle (super soaker full of cum) and a safehouse (pillow fort).

I will be fine (I'm fucked).
 
GundamChief said:
Looks around at people trying to organized and sighs

Just do it.

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Pft. HAH! Amateur.

*Clicks keys, falling backwards into opening.... Then, headlights come out*

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Alright, *cracks neck* let's see how these rotten bitches like a taste of the far realm!
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Time for eldritch horrors!
 
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