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d.fish
Given a choice, would you take:
1) ability to turn cats into catgirls
2) ability to turn dogs into doggirls
3) ability to turn foxes into foxgirls
4) ability to turn attack helicopters into helicoptergirls
d.fish
It kind of makes me want to see a wuxia show where everyone who fights is either a child, a woman, or an elder, like no regular wuxia characters allowed, you know what I mean, just if everyone in kindergarten and the elderly home have superpowers and they're fighting at a nail salon
Darmani
How what I wrote get a like from you?
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Esper
Esper
Meta perks are kinda hard to define, honestly, because they are basically just perks. I know there's at least one that goes overboard but I can't remember what it was or where it is.

I never understand the ruffled feathers people get over them.
Esper
Esper
Like the bare minimum of rules you need to play Jumpchain is: pick an Origin for discounts, take Drawbacks for more points.

Everything else is either situational, fluff, or setting rules and setting rules are often told to fuck off by OCP.
Darmani
Darmani
*laughs* well hope you feel free to post thoughts and ideas to thread. If this is a "no lewds please" I'll make sure not to speak of such in response
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d.fish
You made an agreement with your cheat system to isekai in half a year, so in this time, you let yourself loose and did whatever you what. So much so that they put you into an asylum. Just as you finished kissing your nurse and running out of the premises, your cheat system isekaied... but you've been left behind!
d.fish
Chinese fantasy web stories are weird, they have this trope where "ancient families have powerful geniuses who seal themselves away in a giant block of not-jade not-crystal 'origin' that lets them skip a couple (eons)(millennia)(etc. years) and unseal themselves just in time for the 'story' to arrive"
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d.fish
d.fish
but they have this thing where if people "seal" themselves away, they don't age, but they can tell what's happening outside

so wtf is this lifespan bullshit it makes no sense, you either pass time or you don't, not this "I want my cake and eat it" with fucking time itself, using only blocks of energy, like even cryogenics don't work this way, you're just burying yourself in a nuclear reactor
d.fish
Some of the system penalties for failed missions are "death" or "soul destruction", which I guess scares regular people, or "torturous death" that the author describes to fulfill some unwritten fetish idk, I guess, but the really awful ones are the systems that turn guys into girls and then penalize them with "increase sensitivity by 1000 times", "turned into a meat toilet", and "increase menstrual pain by 10 times"
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d.fish
d.fish
like just torture and kill them instead, it's easier on them lmao
Silver W. King
Silver W. King
I know all that hurts and all... but as a gamer, if I'm told the penalty is "You lose the chance to get this Special Skill that will never come up ever again" I'd be finishing that mission even if it kills me.
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d.fish
So anyway, this "Isekai as Uchiha Madara, but then I turned into a girl" story is nice
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d.fish
d.fish

我宇智波斑怎么会是女孩子

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Biigoh
Biigoh
... pauses and umu
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d.fish
d.fish
good thing is that it's a complete story, and you know it's pairing madara (girl) (like 14 years old) x hashirama (kyuubi jinchuriki) (like almost 40, still first hokage)

bad is that it kind of skips around

but at least it doesn't create some bullshit backstory to the mess that is boort
d.fish
I saw a picture of two goth waitresses at a place with a neon sign that read "Spookers", which reminded me of how Hooters went out of business already recently, and that got me thinking if this picture was AI generated or if there's actually a restaurant called Spookers
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Cambrian
Cambrian
I saw that pic too lmao. Looked old so not sure if AI or not. Might have been a spookers a long time ago I figure but probably not anymore
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d.fish
d.fish
That's spooky
d.fish
Inside the illusion, Itachi said to Sasuke, "Don't you think it's strange? We have the same parents, but when I was your age I can squash you like a bug. Don't be sad for their death, you might be adopted? So hate me, but seeing as we are nominally brothers I put an illusion in your brain, whenever you relax i'll enjoy the excitement of killing you again jiejiejiejiejie."
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Biigoh
Biigoh
Lol... truly cruel. Perhaps it was Itachi the filial son who was adopted
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d.fish
"In the Uchiha Clan, the conservatives think the radicals are too conservative."
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Biigoh
Biigoh
Not exactly false... I think I've seen that quote before... hmmm hmmm... what was that story called
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Ice1039
Brain brain buddy brain buddy buddy brain buddy brain buddy brain brain buddy buddy brain buddy. Brain buddy. Your HI3 fic turned my brain to mush I hope you keep writing it. Can you guess one thing I like about it?
Whitejack
So, I want to ask you a question. For the World of Lewd Superheroes Jumpchain, does the Alien superpower also come with the ability to breathe and survive in space, or do I need to look elsewhere for it?
Mousemat
I just wished to say I love your Futa Effect omakes for Futazons. they are some of favorite fiction on this site, and I've read them at least 7 times. I hope me letting you know could help motivate you to write more, or just brighten your day.
Alex842
I sincerely appreciate the encouragement. I actually have a full road map of how that spin off fic should go all the way to the start of ME1. The problem is that every time I work up the creative energy to write I end up having to having to work on something else out.
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d.fish
the thing is, if you look at it from a macro level, the land of fire is basically in a similar geopolitical situation as china; there's a powerful island nation to the east, a powerful nation beyond impassable terrain to the south-west, powerful invaders from the north, and surrounded by many smaller nations
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Biigoh
Biigoh
Lawd... is that why Naruto is a popular fanfic on certain web novel sites XD
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d.fish
"You call yourself a lewd sage? I have experienced over three thousand JAV actresses, and achieved the state of 'Mosaics in my Eyes, Uncensored in my Heart', you are nothing to me!"
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Biigoh
Biigoh
!!! Such a statement, truly a bold lewd being!
Your Target
Thanks for writing boss.

Even though they are mostly crossovers, you are the best source of Azur Lane content on the site.
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Azazyel0714
Azazyel0714
Lmao I wish I could do a strictly Azur Lane story but that would be damn near impossible with the character bloat.
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