"Master, please spare me! I had eyes and didn't recognize Mount Tai! I am wrong, I am really wrong, I beg you to be magnanimous and just let me loose like a fart! I am a poor man with an 80-year-old mother and a 3-year-old child at home. If you kill me, no one will aid my mother or feed my child. If you spare me, I will never offend you again! Please accept my 9 kowtows!"