Snek is a Good Boy
Part Forty-One: Dragon? Dragon!
[A/N: This chapter commissioned by @Fizzfaldt and beta-read by Lady Columbine of Mystal.]
Dragon … soared.
Her wings spread wide, flexible tail providing stability and a little steering, nictitating membranes protecting her eyes from the wind-rush, nostrils spread wide to catch all the scents on the air …
It was
intoxicating.
She could feel every single tiny fluctuation in the airflow over the taut-stretched flight surfaces of her pinions, as well as the gentle burn in her muscles as she flexed her wings for the best possible gliding angle, then flapped a few times to maintain altitude. It seemed the Master of the Castle had instilled in her the basic muscle memory necessary for flight; after the first few fumbling attempts, everything had seemed to click all at once, her wings had filled with air, and she'd lifted off with little effort.
Now, she was flying strongly, with nothing between her and the farmland far below except thousands of feet of empty air. Where in her previous life, she would've been dependent on altimeters and gyros and half a hundred other electronic measures to ensure that she was flying straight and level, in this body she could
feel it. Breathing deeply, she tasted the air, grinning a broad draconic grin as she gazed around with eyes that could pick out individual scales on a hearth-dragon from a hundred yards away.
Sparks, paralleling her just a few yards away, let out a squawk of encouragement. She wasn't sure if it was her new form or just her ongoing association with him, but she was definitely becoming more in tune with his moods. That squawk, if she understood it correctly, meant '
you're doing fine, keep it up'.
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How do you feel, dear one?|| Finesse, gliding a few tens of yards away to her starboard, watched her with maternal pride. ||
Not too tired yet?||
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No, I'm fine. It's wonderful. This is the first time I've truly flown, rather than told a machine to do it for me.|| Communicating telepathically was becoming second nature to her, rather than being a conscious switch between one mode and the other. ||
Even if that machine was my body at the time. This is so different. There's no comparison.||
The Dragonmark, she could see, were either aloft or perched on the ledge they used for their gatherings, but despite their apparently nonchalant behaviour, she knew every eye was turned her way, and telepathic 'ears' were straining to catch any hint of a call for help. Were she to falter and fall in mid-air, she was sure, every dragon in the region would be arrowing to her rescue before she dropped her own body-length. She was, in a way, a child of them all, and every single one of them was invested in her well-being.
It gave her a warm feeling around what was undoubtedly an actual heart, pumping away in her chest. Friends, she'd had back on Earth Bet, though nobody she'd been able to open up to completely. Family had been much harder to come by, but now she had an entire colony of dragons who were determined to protect her from harm, come what may.
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You are flying very well indeed, little Dragon.|| That was Cirrus, who had slid in on her port side, and was watching her progress with evident approval. ||
Finesse is a fine teacher.||
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I barely had to show her anything.|| Finesse was humble-bragging as hard as she could, and they all knew it. ||
She was clearly born to it, as befits a child of you and I.||
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Indeed. She already flies better than any hatchling of her size. What say you, little one? Do you feel strong enough with your flying that you are ready for my tutoring?||
Dragon's grin broadened, then she pulled a barrel roll, with Sparks echoing the manoeuvre. As she'd said, flying came far more naturally to her now than it ever had with one of her mecha. Then, it had been engineering and avionics and making sure everything stayed within tolerances. Now, it was a full-body sensorium and a million years of instinct, and every part of her working together more effectively than even her best-designed mecha body had. ||
Yes, I think so.||
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Marvellous.|| She could see the gleam of pride in his eye as Finesse sheered off and he moved in. ||
Now, you already know how to fly. This lesson is all about teaching you how to fly strongly.||
Dragon nodded, then took a deep breath. ||
Okay, let's do this.||
His telepathic voice was warm with approval. ||
That's what I like to hear.||
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New York City
Flechette
Jouster's arm was still bleeding fairly badly, so Lily got the medical kit off her belt and slapped a pad on it, then wrapped a bandage around his bicep. The pad started showing red almost immediately, but at least the blood flow should have stopped. "Can you see them?" she asked, concentrating on the task.
"Give me a second." Leaning his lance against the door, Jouster keyed his radio. "Jouster to Console, Jouster to Console. Come in, Console." After a moment, he shook his head. "God damn it. How the hell are they still jamming our comms? I've jumped frequencies three times."
"This is March." Lily grimaced. "She does this shit. Are we clear, or do we need to keep moving?"
He took a deep breath and leaned out of the recessed doorway they'd taken refuge in, cautiously peering around the corner. An instant later, he jerked his head back, just before something ricocheted off the brickwork. A few stray chips hit Lily's costume, but didn't penetrate. From farther down the alley, a yell of triumph went up.
"We need to keep moving." They said it at the same time.
"Yeah, you do." The voice came from atop the building across the alley from them. Lily's eyes jerked upward, even though she'd already recognised the voice.
Fucking March. Sure enough, the rabbit-masked villain stood there in a pose of mocking victory, rapier in her hand. Behind her, she heard Jouster grabbing up his lance.
"Why don't you just fuck off?" Lily was usually more controlled than this, but she was at the end of her tether. "Leave us alone. Jouster's done nothing to you!" Behind her back, her fingers sought out her few remaining aluminium darts. March was usually good at dodging them, but if she could get a lucky shot in …
"Nothing? Really?
I should be your partner, Flechette. Not that poser. Think of how much we could get done together." March put a finger to the rabbit's mouth in a faux-thoughtful pose. "But I can leave you alone, right now. Tell all my minions to go home. You only have to do one thing for me."
"Don't do it," muttered Jouster. "Whatever it is, don't do it."
Lily was already on the same page as him, but she had to find out. "What?" she demanded.
"Kill him. You've got six darts left. Murder Jouster for me, and we'll go away." March actually sounded serious. "You can pin it on me or one of my people. We won't even deny it. Just, you know, kill him. Right now. In cold blood. We'll totally leave you alone."
"No." Lily shook her head. "I know what you're trying to do, and I'm not going to do it. Leave Jouster alone. This thing, whatever it is you've got against me, it's between me and you. Leave my teammates out of it."
"You still don't get it." March sounded almost professorial in that moment. Explaining the rules of life to a naïve student. "You having other teammates
is the problem that I'm solving here. I mean, if you wanted me to kill one of my underlings so you could take their place, I'd totally do it. Where's the issue?"
She was actually serious. For a split second, Lily was tempted to challenge her on it, to see if she would thin out the odds against them of her own free will.
No. Inciting murder is still wrong. "That's the difference between me and you. I know right from wrong. Murder is wrong, no matter who does it, or who it's done to."
"No …" March shook her head, the rabbit-ears flopping back and forth. "Right is whatever I want. Wrong is whatever I don't want. And you've had enough of a rest. Time to move you on again, until you see sense."
"Ssnek sseess ssensse," a new voice intruded on the scene. "Hurting people iss not ssensse." As if it were the most normal thing in the world, a gigantic snake came meandering along the alley, carefully avoiding the overloaded dumpsters and trash cans. One huge gold-rimmed eye swivelled to look up at March. "Rabbit head girl iss bad persson."
Holy shit, it's Snek! Lily felt a combined surge of awe and hope. She'd seen the footage covering most of the oversized snake's exploits, and someone who had
eaten three Endbringers would surely not be okay with what March was doing. "She's totally a bad person."
"My name is
March, not 'rabbit head girl'!" March was no longer smug. She actually sounded angry and off-balance, for about the first time in Lily's experience.
"Oh, I dunno." Jouster sounded like he wasn't quite sure what was going on. "I think 'rabbit head girl' is a pretty good descriptor. Snek … are you here to save us?"
"Yess." Snek managed to look very pleased with himself. "Purple dart girl and pointy sstick boy need ssaving from rabbit head girl. Ssnek ssavess women and children from danger. Ssnek iss here."
Jouster went to say something, but Lily nudged him.
If he wants to call us kids and save our skins in the process, shut up and let it happen! Besides, she needed to pass on a warning. "Careful, Snek. She can cut through anything, and she makes things explode."
"Masster makess thingss exxplode, too." Snek sounded amused by the idea. "Thingss like rogue moonss and tentacle monssterss from Outer Darknesss." He raised his head a good fifteen feet, bringing him eye to rabbit mask with March. "Masster hass improved Ssnek'ss Ironsskin magic since monsster Be-He-Moth."
If nothing else was to come out of this encounter, Lily treasured the sheer level of pissiness and air of pure frustration emanating from her long-time nemesis. March had to know as much of Snek's reputation as Lily did, and while her power was extremely effective, there had to be the lingering doubt:
am I good enough to take him down? The fact that Snek was deliberately placing himself between March and her chosen prey could only be making it worse.
"While you're facing off with me," March stated boldly, "my people can hit them, and you can't stop them. Do you want that?"
"Ssnek hass met rabbit head girl'ss minionss." Snek's smile did not lessen in any way. "Bad people. Had bang-ouch weaponss. Put them in not-eat-placce. Will give to policce."
"I said, my name is
March! And what's that stupid hat about, anyway?" Apparently determined to snap back any way she could, March pointed at the fedora occupying the top of Snek's broad head. "Snakes don't wear hats!"
"Ssnek doess. Wass pressent from nicce hat lady." Snek fixed his gaze on March once more. "Doess rabbit head girl ssurrender?"
"
My name is March, and you can fucking die!" Pissed off beyond reason, March lashed out with her rapier toward Snek. The gleaming steel was a silver blur … right up until Snek's multibranched tongue flickered out and plucked it from her grasp. In the next instant, Snek's tongue was back in his mouth, and the rapier had vanished altogether.
"Pointy metal ssword iss dangerouss," he informed her solemnly. "Ssnek thinkss rabbit head girl iss not re-ssponss-ible enough to have. Sso Ssnek will give to Masster, to put on sshelf."
Beside Lily, Jouster choked with laughter. "Did he just
lecture her about responsibility?"
"Well, he's not
wrong." Lily decided that her long-held antipathy toward snakes of all kinds deserved a review, at least where it came to sixty-foot-long talking snakes. That particular variety of the breed had captured all her admiration and appreciation. Disarming March with his tongue just put the chef's kiss on all of it.
"Well, I don't need it to kill you!" Infuriated beyond caution, March reached out and slapped Snek on the snout. Lily's breath caught in her throat as energy rippled over Snek from nose to tail and back again, then detonated in a roar of flame. Lily staggered backward from the impact of the blast wave, raising her arm to shield her face.
When the flame and attendant smoke cloud cleared, Snek was still there. The hat wasn't even scorched. The only difference was that his scales looked a lot cleaner and smoother than before. Lily blinked.
Holy shit.
If she was surprised, March was downright boggled. "What? No! You should be dead!
How are you not dead?"
"Ssnek ssaid. Ironsskin magic protectss Snek." Snek tilted his head questioningly. "Doess rabbit head girl ssurrender now?"
"I'll show
you surrender—" March went to lunge forward again.
CHOMP
The giant snake didn't even seem to move, but March was no longer there. Snek continued to look pleased with himself. "Ssnek thinkss that meanss no."
"Well, yeah, you're right about that." Lily took a step out of their refuge. "Thanks. You just helped us out so much. Did you … did you
eat her?"
Snek's head lowered to her level, and he turned to address her. "Rabbit head girl iss in no-eat-place. Will take to Masster to have thing-insside-head taken out. Masster iss good at fixxing headss. Doess purple dart girl and pointy sstick boy need Ssnek help?"
Lily only understood about half of that, but she nodded. "Yes, please, if you could help us get back to the Protectorate building, or even tell someone there to come fetch us, that would be good. Joust—I mean pointy stick boy—has been shot in the arm, and we're both pretty beat up."
Snek's smile widened again. He was really good at that. "Ssnek can do that. Purple dart girl and pointy sstick boy get on Ssnek'ss neck. Will take you to sparkly light man."
Wait, did he just refer to Legend as … nope, nope, nope, not gonna even go there. Lily helped Jouster climb on board the gigantic neck, then got on behind him. With one last exhortation to 'hold on', Snek started moving.
And
boy, did he move. One instant, they were in the grimy alleyway, and the next they were pulling to a stop in Legend's office. The man himself looked up in surprise, his eyes widening behind his mask. "… ah. Hello, Snek. Flechette, Jouster. Has there been a problem?" As he asked the question, he lofted into the air and landed next to them.
"You could say that, sir." Lily climbed off Snek's neck, then Legend helped Jouster do the same. "March had us trapped. Snek saved us." She patted Snek on the back of the head. He seemed to enjoy it.
"Well, then." Legend nodded to Snek. "Thank you, Snek. You're a good boy." He paused. "Uh … what happened to March?"
"Ssnek iss taking rabbit head girl to Masster. Masster will fixx. Masster iss very wisse."
No matter how many times she heard that, it still weirded Lily out. Just
taking a villain to his Master to 'fix'.
Legend frowned. "I think I heard something about that. You captured Butcher and your Master fixed her, didn't he?"
"Yess. Exxplodey sspike lady iss now happy living on Ssnek world. Chassing banditss." Snek's eye swivelled around toward Lily and Jouster. "Purple dart girl and pointy sstick boy are good now?"
"Yeah, yeah, we're totally good." Jouster's tone had an edge of hysteria to it. "Thank you so much, Snek, for everything." His arm wasn't much use to him right now, and he wasn't much of a hugger, but he did his best anyway, wrapping his good arm around Snek's neck as far as it would go. "You're totally a hero, in my book."
"Ssnek iss pleassed to help. Will go now." He wriggled forward, into the second portal that opened up in front of him—the other one that he'd come in by was still open—and vanished, the portals winking out behind him.
"Well." Legend surveyed the two Wards. "As much as I'm very much looking forward to reading your after-action reports, right now I'm just pleased to see that you're both alive and relatively healthy. Are you two good to get yourselves down to the infirmary, or do you need help?"
"We'll be fine, sir," Lily assured him. "I've got this."
Jouster giggled slightly, evidently coming down from the adrenaline high. "Sir, you were at Savannah, weren't you, when Snek ate Leviathan? Did you see it happen?"
"Yes, I was, but I wasn't on the spot to witness it directly." Legend raised an eyebrow. "Why do you ask?"
"Chomp." Jouster said it dreamily. "Just … 'chomp'."
"March," Lily supplied. "She was there, in our faces, and then 'chomp' and she was gone. It was terrifying and it was
beautiful."
"So I see." Legend patted her gently on the shoulder. "Get on down to the infirmary now. I'll let them know you're on the way."
"Thank you, sir." Lily steered Jouster out of Legend's office and toward the elevators. The door closed silently behind them.
Jouster giggled again, and made a snakelike motion with his hand. "Chomp."
"What was that, pointy stick boy?"
"Oh, shut up, purple dart girl."
For some reason, this was hilariously funny to the both of them, and they laughed all the way down in the elevator.
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Dragon
Her wing muscles were aching by the time she came in for a landing on the Dragonmark's ledge, but it was a
good kind of ache. Learning to fly smoothly had been one thing—Finesse was a good teacher—but putting her body through the meatgrinder that had been Cirrus' advanced course was quite another. Like any good drill sergeant, he'd pushed her to her limits and a little bit beyond, and in the process she'd learned just how much more she was capable of.
Sparks came in to land beside her—he'd already been able to do most of what Cirrus had taught her, the little cheat—and gave her an encouraging chirp. She sat up on her tail and held up her forelimb so he could jump and fly onto it. In dragon form, her limbs didn't have the same range of dexterity or motion that she did when human—it was amazing how fast she was getting used to that—but she was still able to hold Sparks close as he snuggled into her.
Cirrus landed alongside her, his wings kicking up a vast flurry of wind. Finesse touched down just a little farther away, though with much less fanfare. ||
Well done, young one.|| Cirrus' tone was all pride and congratulation. ||
You show great promise. Which is only to be expected, for one of my blood.||
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One of our blood, dearest.|| Finesse corrected him with amusement showing through clearly. ||
But his words are accurate. You are making great strides. Any hatchling on their first flight would have given up long before you did. Just be sure to spend a few moments stretching your wings before you change back, so you do not suffer from muscle cramps.||
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Oh, uh, I will.|| This was clearly one of the many minor downsides of being a biological organism, but one that she accepted gladly. ||
Thank you both for showing me how to fly properly. I am definitely going to be putting your lessons to use when I get back to Earth Bet.|| Unfurling her wings again, she began flexing and stretching them, feeling the burn start to fade away.
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Be sure to let them know who trained you.|| Cirrus beamed down at her, 'proud father' written all over his draconic features. ||
If anyone from your world wishes to take flying lessons, I will be pleased to train them.||
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I'll keep that in mind.|| Dragon didn't personally know of any wing-based flyers, but she figured there must be a few around. Also, she didn't even want to guess at the number of people who would just plain sign up to get a dragon body, given the chance. She was going to have to keep that part on the down-low.
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Also, congratulations on your bonding.|| Finesse sounded pleased.
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Thanks. He's definitely helped me keep on top of things.|| Dragon hugged Sparks again, and flexed her wings one last time. ||
Okay, let's see if I remember to change back.||
Cirrus' clarion call echoed out into the open sky. ||
Everyone! She's about to change back!||
Immediately, every dragon on the ledge turned to watch, and those aloft swooped in closer. It seemed they all wanted to see their little prodigy perform yet another miracle. Self-consciousness was not an emotion she was used to, but right now it showed up in spades.
Taking a few deep breaths and trying not to be hyper-aware of all the draconic attention centred on her, she concentrated on her human form and
pushed. At first it took a little effort—she'd just spent an hour or more focusing on her dragon form to the exclusion of all else—but then it began to happen. Her snout shrank along with her tail, and her body became less bulky overall. For a moment, her vision shimmered, and then she was sitting on the smooth stone in the clothing that had been supplied for her, still holding Sparks in her arms.
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That was very impressive,|| Finesse said as she climbed to her feet. ||
It must be convenient, to be able to go inside buildings.||
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Why would anyone want to go inside a building?|| asked Cirrus curiously. ||
Everything we need is out here.||
Finesse rolled her eyes. ||
When you're a human, buildings mean shelter. Not everything is about dragons.||
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Why ever not? Dragons are majestic.|| Cirrus struck a heroic pose, wings partially unfurled to catch the afternoon sun.
"Yes, yes, you are," agreed Dragon out loud. Her shoulder-blades ached, but that was all she felt from the gruelling session with Cirrus. "And I'll definitely go flying with you again, the next time I'm here." That she would visit again was a given. "But right now, I think I need to get back to Earth Bet. They're probably missing me by now."
Finesse nodded. ||
Farewell, dear one. May you have clear skies and wind beneath your wings.||
Dragon felt touched by the benediction. "Thanks. You too."
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Fly strongly, little Dragon, and remember: you will forever be of our Dragonmark. Wherever you may roam, you have a home here if you wish it.||
That warm feeling around her heart was returning. "I will remember, and thank you."
Turning, she headed for the archway that led up to the Castle; just before she reached up and slapped the correct spot, she turned and waved to the assembled dragons. One after the other, with Cirrus leading them off, they bugled a call to the sky then took flight in one massive cloud of wings and sunlight flashing on scales. She blinked back tears and swallowed a lump in her throat—human bodies had
all sorts of weird quirks—and activated the archway.
Riley looked up as she entered the work-room, carrying Sparks. "Oh, hey. How'd it go? We saw you flying with Cirrus and Finesse."
"Pretty good, I think. As far as I can tell, I've just been adopted into the clan, or the Dragonmark." She still had trouble getting past that. The sheer amount of positive
acceptance that they'd given her was a first in her experience.
"Oh, that's a given." Riley grinned. "They're over the moon that someone from outside wants to be part of their world. So, you ready to go home now, or do you still need a little more acclimatisation?"
"Home now, I think." Dragon skritched Sparks behind his jaw, just where he liked it. "And I'll be taking mischief here with me." She paused. "Um … I heard that bonding gave people benefits. What does Sparks do?"
The Master of the Castle looked up from where he was doing something with tongs, standing over an unconscious costumed teenage girl. A rabbit-head mask sat on a nearby bench. With a shock of recognition, Dragon realised who it was.
That's March! What's March doing here?
"Sparks," he said, "provides an immunity to lightning damage and electrocution. However, that will not prepare you sufficiently for your return to your duties. Hold these, please." He handed the tongs over to Riley.
"No problem, boss." Riley accepted them and kept an eye on their prisoner, or experimental subject, or whatever March was to them. Dragon was far past judging, at this point in time.
Moving over to Dragon, the Master placed his hand on her forehead. She felt warmth radiating from his palm, as well as an impression of immense power. "You will henceforth be able to communicate with whichever machines you personally own, from any distance, as though you were still enmeshed within your former embodiment." He chanted a few words, the sounds echoing strangely within the chamber, and she felt her skin crackle all over.
When he lifted his hand away, there was a buzzing far back in her brain, but everything else felt normal. She didn't even bother asking if that was it, because it would've been a superfluous question. The Master of the Castle did nothing by halves.
"Thank you." It felt supremely inadequate, but it was the best she could do at the moment. "I'll try to make you proud."
For a moment, he favoured her with his austere smile. "Do more good than harm, and I will be repaid. Snek awaits, outside that door. He will convey you back to your world."
"Ah." She'd been wondering about that, without being quite sure how to approach the subject. "Thanks. And thank you too, Riley."
"Any time." The tweenager beamed at her, then handed the tongs back to the Master. "Jar?"
"Thank you, Riley."
Dragon made her way over to the door and pushed it open, then stepped through. As she closed it behind her, she caught a glimpse of the Master pulling something angry and crackling out of March's head.
Not even going to ask.
"Hello, machine dragon lady." That was Snek, right behind her, where he hadn't been a second ago. He
did get around, that was for sure.
"Hello, Snek. Would mind you taking me home, please?"
"Ssnek can do that. Machine dragon lady pleasse ride Snek'ss neck."
She'd seen this. Carefully, she put her leg over the broad neck and settled into place. "Okay, what now?"
"Machine dragon lady hold on."
And they
went.
End of Part Forty-One