Haha here we go.
3.3
"I refuse."
Ignoring the shocked expressions on all of the assembled heroes' faces (and the Director, whose name I learned was Emily Piggot), I continued on.
"I will continue killing Endbringers. That much is guaranteed. But for the rest of it, as Lisa or Elizabeth would say, go fuck yourselves."
Alexandria stared, face hardened and impassive and I took a moment to realize that I had told the strongest Brute outside of Behemoth to go fuck herself. Then I realized that I didn't much care.
"Excuse me?" she asked, retracting her hand and clenching it into a fist at her side.
Lisa spoke up, "You heard her. You and your strong-arming bullshit can go take a hike. You've got no leverage here." She grinned in that wonderfully infuriating way and leaned on my shoulder as Elizabeth took up a guarded stance beside me.
"Indeed. I just killed Leviathan. Do you honestly think that anyone would act against me for fear of me not showing up to kill the next Endbringer?" I stood up, crossing my arms to mirror Alexandria as I stared her in the face. "But I am willing to compromise. In return for you all leaving me alone on a daily basis, I will graciously continue to participate in Endbringer battles. Additionally, I am willing to provide my services against any and all capes with kill orders against them."
"And all you want is to be left alone?" Armsmaster asked incredulously. From his tone, I recognized that he clearly thought that not taking the spotlight and receiving the accolades was a fool's choice.
"You heard her," Lisa grinned, "just leave her alone and you can kiss every S class threat and the Endbringers all goodbye."
Alexandria stared at me for a good long moment, and for a second I almost believed that she would try to attack me right then and there, but instead all she did was nod and turn away. "Very well, Queen. Expect a phone call within the next month about your assistance. I'll contact the president for a suitable reward for your actions today."
Without any further ado, she left, leaving the rest of them- Armsmaster, Director Piggot, and Miss Militia, to awkwardly slink out with muttered platitudes.
"Honestly, the thing I'm most surprised about is that they didn't even notice when you blew up your cuffs when Elizabeth hugged you," Lisa admitted, finally letting go of my shoulder and flopping down on my cot.
"Get off of that. It's my bed. Get your own," I mock glared at Lisa until she snickered and stood up, allowing me to lay back down. "Thank you."
"Taylor?" Elizabeth asked hesitantly.
"Yes, Elizabeth?"
"... What happened to your costume?"
….
I sat up and looked around- the tent didn't have much in it, just my cot, a folding chair in the corner, and a little black plastic tub with a lid on top.
"... I assume that they took it off of me for medical treatment. I believe that it might be in the tub over there, though I wouldn't know for sure. Speaking of which, Elizabeth, are you alright?" I stared at her, looking her over and checking in vain for any sign of injury beneath her flowing robes.
"No no, I'm alright. Panacea healed me… she didn't look very happy about it, but she healed me," she said. I fought down the brief, involuntary urge to track down Panacea and give her a few scars for the perceived insult. It wouldn't do to demolish the goodwill generated by killing Leviathan with hurting Panacea.
"Good. And you, Lisa?"
"I'm fine, didn't even get hurt. Just stayed in a command tent the whole time," she smirked and stretched, "Worst I got was cold and wet."
I raised an eyebrow- she certainly didn't look either of those things, but then again, I had no real sense of how long I had been unconscious.
"Speaking of which, how long was I unconscious? With the tents, it can't have been more than a few days," I mused, staring through the crack between the tent flaps and seeing nothing outside but grimy grays and browns of flooded road, mud, and more tents.
"It's only been a few hours," Elizabeth spoke up from where she'd gathered a bundle of fabric and leather- my costume- from the tub in the corner. "Everyone's still riding the high of Leviathan's death, so you've been mostly forgotten if you want to take this time to try and go home."
"I can't imagine how anyone could forget me with what I did," I muttered bitterly as I stood once more, ignoring for the second time the feeling of mud squishing through my toes as I crossed the distance between Elizabeth and I, gathered my costume into my own arms, and gave Elizabeth a grateful peck on the cheek.
"What?" I asked as I turned around and saw Lisa staring. "Is something on my face?"
A strangled gasp from behind had me turn around and see…
"Elizabeth, you're blushing. Is me kissing you on the cheek really that embarrassing?"
"Elizabeth?"
"... Hello?"
I waved my hand in front of her face and received no response. Troubling. If the one girl I actually have feelings for (and if this is any indication, has feelings for me as well) is stunned into complete shutdown just from that, then there's going to be quite a few problems.
"Come now, this is just pathetic, Elizabeth. Are you really going to pull the blushing schoolgirl act on someone half a year younger than you?" I snapped my fingers until she finally shook her head and looked away, hiding her face in her hands. "Honestly, Elizabeth. That was just sad."
"S-shut up! Y-you've just never done anything like that before is all!" Elizabeth huffed and sat down on my cot instead of the perfectly serviceable chair right next to it. Is there something about that cot that's more comfortable than an actual folding chair? It's not even anything more than a thin layer of padding stretched over a metal frame.
"As interesting as this all is," Lisa cut in, "are we really going to ignore the elephant in the room of the so called heroes breaking the unwritten rules?"
I raised an eyebrow, "What unwritten rules?"
Lisa blinked and then ran her hand down her face, "Right, I forgot that the only real interaction you've had with capes so far outside of me is that useless lesbian right there."
"Hey!"
"It's true and you know it. Now hush, I have education to deliver," Lisa crossed her arms and blatantly ignored Elizabeth as she walked around the bed and over to me, "Now the first thing that you have to know is that the unwritten rules are pretty much just don't kill, don't unmask capes, don't rape anyone. Obviously you've broken the first one very much, but then again no one gives a shit half the time so whatever. The second one is what can get the entire villain community to wage open war on the Protectorate if you use it right since they did unmask you under the Endbringer truce."
"I hardly think it was much of an unmasking since my mask was shattered when I fell," I spoke, then turned to Elizabeth as I began donning what was left of my costume, "I apologize for that, Elizabeth. You put so much work into it and I regret that the mask broke."
"No no, it's fine!" she protested, "I'll just make you a new one!"
"Uh huh, yeah, whatever. Point is, you basically have the Protectorate and PRT by the balls," Lisa continued, "and since you killed Leviathan, you can potentially leverage out public goodwill by a long way."
"So I can," I muttered, tearing off a strip of fabric from the thin sheet on the cot and wrapping it around to hide the lower half of my face. "Let's go. I'd like to go home as fast as possible. Hopefully nothing will have been destroyed."