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Well, that's ominous.I took a bullet for you. The second you learn what The Game is you've already lost. Accept here and now that you're still in the running, while I've dropped out. Godspeed.
Well, that's ominous.I took a bullet for you. The second you learn what The Game is you've already lost. Accept here and now that you're still in the running, while I've dropped out. Godspeed.
Wait, that's still going? I thought that ended like a decade ago.The Game, which I just lost.
Again.
Because of you. Jerk.
The Rules of The Game:
If you think about The Game, you lose. You restart The Game when you stop thinking about it.
When you lose The Game, you must announce your loss.
Playing The Game is mandatory, everyone is already playing, they just don't know it yet.
If you like just straight lore, check out Degenesis. It's a free-to-play post-apoc TTRPG (as in, you only pay if you want actual, physical stuff, the PDFs, and other supplementary materials like maps, are entirely free to download) made by SIXMOREVODKA, and is centered around Europe and North Africa. The rulebooks are fluffier than a king-sized bed, while the web page has plenty of short stories as well.I wish I had something, anything to read nowadays except reddit and XenForo discussions. I feel like I'm rotting away from boredom, and the repetition is getting to me.
Unless I find something, I swear to god I'll do something ridiculous (and regret it for as long as I breathe).
Thanks for the other recs (and I'll see if I can help with the group problem
Don't worry. Their numbers have been heavily culled by Slenderman.One of the paranormal podcasts I was listening to was talking about the Black Eyed Children and now I'm scared of them visiting me at night!
Slenderman is a myth. The real one was culled by the children of the corn ages ago.Don't worry. Their numbers have been heavily culled by Slenderman.
Well, then Terran Armor Corps would be for you. There are alot of adorable and funny moments with an alien Squadmate of the protagonist, be it her misunderstandings of Human culture, or misunderstandings by her Human Squadmates about her Culture, leading to lots of funny and awkward moments when they try to explain things to eachother.As for this, I just like anything with humour and/or good tragedy in it. Not drama, hopefully, which just bores me.
That is one hell of a virtue signaling to story ratio.Goddamned hilarity at work today, and I'm the one responsible. In spite of whatever the cubicle-dwelling pansies in the "inclusivity task force" have to say about it. We're Ops, we actually work for a living, so fuck those wastes' of payroll.
Anyway. Company I work for is global. We've got a Lead Operator (read: Foreman. Oh no, I used the "man" suffix. Yes, the polo-shirt and Birkenstock kiddies would and have complained) from Japan. They'd have said the proper term is "Foreperson." I know this because they've actually fucking said it with a straight face. I troll them by discussing the history of Mankind. Her name is, and as an honest Mass Effect vet I shit you not, Kasumi Goto. Yes, she knows the references, has played the games, and can pull off the cosplay perfectly. Awesome gal. Gives shit as well as she gets, is smarter than any of the jackasses kissing "team leader" ass out on the carpet, can drink as heavy as she lifts, which is pretty dammed impressive for such a small lady, and stands by her Ops Apes up to and including taking very solid grievances over Covid pay to the visiting CEO since the plant manager will huff and turn up her nose at the mere idea of people that don't hold degrees in Business arts (lower case deliberate) being allowed to say anything to "real professionals."
Yeah. It's one of those workplaces. Apes strong together.
Anyway. It was her birthday today. All us shift-work animals that actually make the money for the company decided each to get her a sub-20$ gift for fun because we all love her. Also provided an ice cream cake and root beer, since she's fully assimilated and loves it like we do. Seriously. Kasumi is the most competent, driven, and intelligent Foreman (oh no!) I've ever had the pleasure to work with. She gets into screaming matches when the engineers complain about how we can't put 145 tons into a 140-ton tank or how us following their plans and dictates means they're the ones on the line when shit goes wrong after we tell them it will and they order it anyway, not us. Fucking 20's kids that think their meetings can bend reality. And yes, even the office pukes in their 40's and 50's qualify as "20's kids" since they're so utterly fucking divorced from reality.
Not like we know what we're doing or anything. Just saying. Love seeing the look on those idiots' faces when they fall flat on them after being warned. Repeatedly.
Anyway. Best Bosslady's birthday. I remembered a throwaway quip she'd made a couple months ago while shooting the shit in the parking lot, lamenting that there isn't a single damned decent Ramen joint in the entire fucking midwest, and she missed that taste of the old country, calories be damned. So me, being the eternally attentive, sensitive, and Gentlemanly sort, decided to "fix" that in the most trolling way imaginable.
Yes. I gift-wrapped a 24 pack of Maruchan. Baked Chicken flavor. When I handed it to her, I made mention of remembering how she missed it. Upon opening it, she busted out laughing, then threw it at me and called me an asshole. After I handed it back, utterly playing up the wounded look, she said thanks for reminding her of her college days a whole decade ago.
Took her out for a drink later. She actually asked if I was hitting on her. Responded that I was so clumsy at that she'd probably smack me as a learning lesson if I tried, so no, I wasn't. Instead she laughed, poked me in the sternum, and said we'd talk over the weekend.
Best boss ever.
*eyeroll*
Does anyone just find older/retro games just oddly appealing? If so any idea why and I mean besides nostalgia because there's definitely more to it then that.
Low barrier to entry? It's a lot easier to make a retro game than it is to make a modern first-person shooter, which means you're going to get a lot more of them. Which means there's going to be a lot more good ones because you're throwing the dice much more often.Does anyone just find older/retro games just oddly appealing? If so any idea why and I mean besides nostalgia because there's definitely more to it then that.
Yes. I generally don't have a free hour or two, nor do I have anyone I can discuss the story with. That's how they always end, since I'm not experienced with anything but short snippets and fanfics.
As a German:
Not so much "incorrect" as "incomplete". My understanding is that a bunch of countries simply don't keep official statistics on how many people get eaten by crocodiles, so the 1000 would be from extrapolating the numbers in the places with records to the places where we know the relevant crocodiles exist (probably also a correction for unreported deaths in places where the fatality rate of reported attacks is unusually low).They'd have to be wildly out of date and incorrect when the five year graph from two years prior had only 140 deaths per year on average.
Like I feel like one of those numbers is so shite it colors the other in a questionable light.
Sharks, meanwhile, kill less than ten people worldwide per year.
Amusingly enough, while sharks don't eat a lot of people, in Australia a lot of people do eat sharks.