Only use avada kedavra when I'm feeling charitable, otherwise my ancient magic won't even leave ashes
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Why is Yankee Koukou ni Ojou-sama so filled with author hinting at NTR
Sometimes I wish there was a One Button to just ignore all snippet threads
Honestly, I kind of want to write a Simultaneous Isekai story, it just seems kind of too fun not to do it, you know? But not in the power fantasy/wish fulfillment way, more like, a sort of relaxing and flirtatious way.
Biigoh不要看别人结婚就伤心难过,虽然你还单身,但是你穷啊,你虽然没有结婚的那个有钱,但是你比他长得丑啊,虽然结婚的那个没有你长得丑,但是你比结婚的那个矮的多呀。所以Biigoh还是很有优势的。
People say Black Zetsu isn't a "Six Paths" level character, because he doesn't display combat prowess of that level, and doesn't act like a normal humanoid, but you know, Six Paths Madara could withstand being kicked by Death Gate Gai, but can still get snuck up on, buttfucked in the chest, and instakilled by Black Zetsu, so that says something.
But wait, it gets worse.
If you get inside Unit 01, does that mean you are inside Ikari Yui?
If you can take control of Unit 01, does mean you made Ikari Yui into your shape?
People like Jay Chou's 青花瓷 so much, but the MV is about the MC being NTR'd.
Humanity's Incineration, Humanity's Freezing... you would think Gaia is just one giant human kitchen.
What meme am I?
"Luther, I am the Primarch!"
"Lion, you'll regret this!"
*BANG!*
"Sam, I am the Ringbearer!"
"Frodo, you'll regret this!"
*BANG!*
"Kariya, I am her husband!"
"Tokiomi, you'll regret this!"
*BANG!*
That documentary called Eyes Wide Shut really cleaned up the American elites' image and presented them in a positive light
The First, Third, Fourth, and Fifth Magic are all in Japan, so why do European magus think it's a backwater?
等你们上了大学就轻松了,等你们工作了就 轻松了,等你们结婚了就轻松了,等你们孩 子长大了就轻松了,等你们退休了就轻松 了，似了
lmao these Chinese Pokemon stories where they typo the "mega evolution stones" as "MAGA stones"
Bii One, Bii Two, Bii Three
1. "That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime and Was Eaten by the Demon Lord as Emergency Food"
2. "My Senior Is Definitely Not a Sadistic Queen, Absolutely Not!"
3. "Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon Only to Be Axed by a Yandere Goddess??"
4. "My Online Game Wife Is a Dragon-Slaying Overlord, But Offline She's My Mute Little Sister"
我的很大，你忍一下。
/meme
The real reason why Uzushiogakure got wiped out isn't because other countries wanted their sealing techniques, the truth is all these conflicts were caused by someone behind the scenes, at least that's how this setting works, so it is actually because Uchiha Madara was upset Mito NTR'd Hashirama from him, so Madara destroyed her country
Someone told me today that the reason why Obito wants Infinite Tsukuyomi instead of resurrecting Rin is because at the bridge battle where he lost an eye, his peepee was also tucked onto that side of his pants, so not only did he lose one testicle (at least) he also lost his peepee, so he couldn't even stroke it to her anymore, therefore he only wants to live in a dream, where he still has his penis
They got this drink, like it's lemon juice water, but in the cap there's honey, and when you twist the honey, it gets released and mixed into the lemon drink, so you get fresh honey lemon drink with it, idk, being bad or something, I guess, idk why they separate the drink instead of just serving it mixed already, but then again, it is a bottled drink that's supposed to last, idk
These damned mobile game settings, especially Mihoyo crap ones, are ruining my simultaneous isekai genre stories, damn it.
I still think the first Spider-Man, you know Toby, is superior to the other two. Like, there was just something human, down to earth, about him. Like a timelessness of his struggles, especially when contrasted by the two other Spider-Man, who just have so much more, and lived so much less.
unemployed at work
Small version of this new avatar makes it look like a frowning grumpy squinty face
"there's nothing impressive about a 9-dan, after all it is just an honorary title, you just need to be the world champion to get it," said the Chinese weiqi 9-dan who once defeated a 9-dan when he was just an amateur, when commenting on the time where he got paired with an American amateur weiqi champion at a tournament
用指头去摸他鼻子，手指头湿了就是猎豹，手没了是花豹，人没了就是美洲豹
劳资蜀道山 /meme
Man, the backstory to Terror Infinity makes no sense and is even more anticlimactic than GANTZ ending and backstory
Like wtf is this "everyone is a reincarnation fragment of a great power in Honghuang, only after reactiong Lv4 gene lock do they become 'one and only true reincarnation', but if they die on a mission it means this great power just doesn't want to true reincarnation" bs
Applying "black myth" to "journey to the west" is a pleonasm, as the original text laid grounds for a dark or twisted world; "the world is lacking, it will eventually end and collapse", "longevity does not mean immortality", "gods and demons both desire more lifespan, why else would they eat sanzang or the heavenly peaches", etc etc etc -
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