Biigoh

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  d.fish

• Sep 9, 2023

So what exact title does Merlin have in Camelot? Like, I'm just stuck trying to figure out what the equivalent of "national teacher" is, because it seems like a very China-exclusive title, but you could say that Abe no Seimei kinda fits that role too, right?

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

actually, the routines or the general plot line of douluo dalu can be used for a similar pokemon story and it'd actually turn out really well

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

When web novels have the tag "group pet", that just means it's a female protagonist with a male harem, but she doesn't fuck any of them because she's too pure and kind and good

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

If you think about it, the way Chinese Pokemon fanfics kinda heartlessly treat Pokemon by their potential (or measuring them by their parentage) seem more true to nature; top performing pets/dogs/horses/whatever are rarely treated like they are like Ash does Pikachu, so when commenters complain about those fanfics "missing the mark" or "not getting what's really Pokemon", it's all silly and immature

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

木大木大木大木大木大
哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

If you think about it, Gilgamesh is "the world's oldest Doraemon" too.

Doraemon kinpika.

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

"I am a man," said Astolfo.
"I don't believe you." I reached over, "Let me take off your skirt and stockings and feel for myself."

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

It's that time again, where an omnipotent fish isekais you. This time, you are Gordes Musik Yggdmillennia. Bad news, you're fat, ugly, bastard. Good news, you have magical knock-off armament haki. Bad news, no sexy-cute servant. Good news, you have sexy-cute relatives...

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  d.fish

• Sep 7, 2023

Foufou > Fou-kun

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  d.fish

• Sep 7, 2023

actually if you think about it, samsara, main god space, infinite terror... they're all just derivatives of GANTZ

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  d.fish

• Sep 7, 2023

Nothing like immortality to stave off existential crisis.

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  d.fish

• Sep 6, 2023

Saw this one story where the guy got "a shard of a cheat system" that only allowed him to isekai for 5 seconds a day to a random world before being isekaied back. Five seconds to snatch Peter Parker's spider and tell him to stay in school, for example. Or five seconds to get beat up when he tries to steal a grandpa-in-a-ring from a xianxia protagonist, because xianxia.

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  d.fish

• Sep 5, 2023

I'm thinking this semi-SI goes to some isolated place that some influencer made hot, sees Doraemon and Nobita there through an interdimensional Any Door, kills them both without blinking an eye, steals the door and Doraemon's 4D Pocket, goes on an interdimensional, stealth archery, murderhobo, stealing everything kind of adventure

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  d.fish

• Sep 5, 2023

Commenters complain about how some Pokemon cheat isekais give Pokemon to protags instead of eggs or whatever, like they're uncomfortable with being given Pokemon as a reward, but no one complains when Nintendo gives that shit out left and right

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  Biigoh

• Sep 5, 2023

Godzilla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7DqccP1Q_4

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  d.fish

• Sep 4, 2023

gap yukari... gap moe

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  d.fish

• Sep 4, 2023

"Humans have limits, Jojo! So, I reject my humanity and I shall become a humanoid nuclear bomb!!!"

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  d.fish

• Sep 4, 2023

What if, and hear me out here, what if, you know, just a possibility, I'm just saying, you know, what if... Crimson Moon is just Arc with massive boobs

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  d.fish

• Sep 4, 2023

Actually, 型月模拟：开局攻略希腊女神！s pretty good, starts off seducing the three medusa sisters and then setting off on a journey with the argonauts

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  d.fish

• Sep 3, 2023

These "reincarnated to modern past" types, like to the 60's or the 80's or 90's or whatever, are so weird when considering stocks. They always just look at what prices stocks fell or rose to and decide that's the money making tool, but they never consider capitalization, available shares, or the legal disclosure stuff, or even fucking taxes

So it really shows the age of the author, I'm just saiyan

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  d.fish

• Sep 3, 2023

"Sure enough, Kikyo is the best miko, unlike the likes of scum like Tamamo, gross~"

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  d.fish

• Sep 3, 2023

So apparently they call Cthulhu by the nickname "President Ke"

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  d.fish

• Sep 3, 2023

Speaking of which, I met the wn writer Tangjia Sanshao the other day, you know the self-insert writer of Douluo Dalu (soul land?) who made tens of millions off of that "RWBY if it actually worked" kinda wn? I have to say, the dude just kept writing self-insert original fiction and got to where he is, married a deaf model now too, so despite everything, admirable

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  d.fish

• Sep 3, 2023

You know, it seems like more people in China write about "chaos in the harem" and the stories in English that deal with harems never actually get to that point...

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  ```

• Sep 3, 2023

Chikan Ichiban

Chikiban

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  d.fish

• Sep 3, 2023

Chūka Ichiban

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  d.fish

• Sep 3, 2023

bork bork, au.

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  d.fish

• Sep 1, 2023

"I just isekaied and all I got were these shitty merlin, gilgamesh, and solomon saint graphs integrated into me."

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  d.fish

• Sep 1, 2023

they use the term "jade foot" or "jade face" or "jade fingers" or "jade sister" because that emo poet Li Bai referred to an elbow as jade-like from way back when

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  d.fish

• Sep 1, 2023

there is this wuxia trope where there's an invincible style or art or method, and people keep trying to get it like it's the maltese falcon, or got it but can't seem to get it to work

and the main prerequisite is that the practitioner must be a eunuch

"what a twist!"