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Cambrian
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Halo is as retro as Pacman
You know, it's like, starbucks really dropped the ball this year, look at luckin coffee, they did a journey to the west event, you can even get a drinking straw styled like the monkey stick
pumpkin spice is just cinnamon and nutmeg, it's all a lie
So anyway, lacking game again
Stupid people do stupid things.
But there's actually a lot of beautiful ladies in the Journey to the West setting even outside of monkey game;
Yaochi/Queen Mother of the West/Empress of Heaven (sometimes one person, sometimes multiple)
Seven Fairies of the Peach Garden
Chang E and Jade Bunnygirl on the Moon
Jiutian Xuannv
... lots more, but it's like, Erlang's hot milf mom who's also the Jade Emperor's imouto, that kind of side character lmao
The thing is about etymology, you know, "clone" is from plant off-shooting, "doppelganger" is double gang like spit roasting in bed, while "分身" is literally body splitting,
So anyway, a monkey's butt hair
Back during monkey king times, they didn't have toilet paper, instead, they used pieces of bamboo and scrape it off
It's because one of the first lines in the game, in the intro, is about how all the monkeys are dead, so all the monkeys that come after have to be clones, or other beings in disguise, right?
in the end, it was
all a dream of a monkey
's butt hair clone
It feels like story based games are ruined if I look at their endings, but I can't help but look at the endings of these games
But it's like, once I look at the ending and know that I can get a harem ending if I do steps 1 to 9999, I'm like, that's fucking too much work fuck
I saw this one isekai where guy goes to Journey to the West world but without any cheats and acts like he's a master, teaches Sun Wukong the kamehameha
Sword cultivators in wuxia and xianxia are pretty lewd, because "flying swords" or dancing swords as they are more often known as in fantasy are summoned with the phrase "剑来", "sword come"
swords are already lewd dicks, but now you want them to come, it's like
Why is it that romance in video games often takes like multiple stages and shit, when I just want instant satisfaction damn it
Did your patreon get deleted?
I was gonna get into this sailing game with age of exploration themes but international instead of caribbean, but the second picture is a shot of the inventory management and I freaked out like holy shit
inventory management with dozens/hundreds of items is the worsttt
prostagma
to be honest, the stick is too heavy to play with, I knocked a hole in my wall
o nvm I found the monkey stick makers
they just arent my usual gotos for swords like anduril or elden ring moon sword or master sword
There's a lot of these cosplay weapon makers that make realistic material weapons out of video games on taobao and there's a lot of dark souls and elden ring weapons they make, but there's no monkey sticks for some reason
"Life is like getting raped. Since you can't avoid it, you might as well enjoy it."
I accidentally called Stardew Valley a Terraria, and a kid called me grandma, and I guess this is another indication that I'm old, like back in the 90's when old people called every game a Nintendog
I have come to realize there's actually not enough monkey memes.
Children: "Only children make choices, adults want all of them (harem ending)!"
Adults: "Only children want all of them, adults know your waist can't handle that many."
"You came for the thumbnail, I came to the thumbnail. We are not the same."
I was just looking at one of your stories, and realized something. Happy decade on this site!
I've put off reading Maidenless till this weekend as I just beat Elden Ring. Loved the story and oh boy did I need me some Melina after playing the game. Posting here to avoid a necro. Thanks again for a great story.
An Iron Resolve finished today! https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/an-iron-resolve-marvel-time-travel.26893/
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