Cambrian

• Galeiam

• Oct 10, 2016

Saw you CoC story, decided to see what the source material was about....

Hooked.

So Fucking Hooked.

So far I've made it to lvl 5 without getting raped yet.

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  Cambrian

• Oct 5, 2016

If the world operated on Porn Logic I'd probably have gotten laid tonight lol.

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  Cambrian

• Oct 1, 2016

When you look at your FF.net stats and realize your most popular story is the one with the most porn in it :x Got dat re-readability heh

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  d.fish

• Aug 4, 2016

You've been resting on your laurels lately, when can we anticipate an entertaining tale of the Cambrian again?

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  Cambrian

• Jul 29, 2016

Hm, considering trying out a oneshot/snippet where I put Vali into House of Cards... could be amusing.

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  daimahou

• Jul 21, 2016

"Cambrian Beckett", why isn't there a Castle (tv series) fic from you?

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  Cambrian

• Jun 25, 2016

New chapter of A Tale of Blood and Monsters is finally up in the NSFW Creative Writing Forum

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  Cambrian

• Jun 24, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qIQbydyHwc I want this to be true

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  Cambrian

• Jun 16, 2016

https://i.redd.it/818y5tjjol3x.jpg Thats amazing

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  Cambrian

• Jun 14, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLkht1bCvzw I hate our politicians.

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  Cambrian

• Jun 10, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8kytn1anLk Try to keep your mouse pointer on his nose. Its like he knows and is trying to escape the mouse!

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  Cambrian

• Jun 3, 2016

http://imgur.com/a/maSAD Good luck on that resale my dear competitor. I'm sure someone will eventually buy a level 30 blue for 500k.

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  Cambrian

• Jun 3, 2016

http://www.cracked.com/blog/you-really-have-no-idea-who-villain-frozen-is/ Makes perfect sense, those fucking rock trolls.

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  Cambrian

• Jun 2, 2016

http://i.imgur.com/znRufyY.png Arguably the most successful onscreen MCU villain to date!

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  Cambrian

• May 31, 2016

http://www.cracked.com/article_24098_the-16-most-insane-things-happening-right-now-531.html This week in "The World is FUCKING INSANE!"

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  Cambrian

• May 31, 2016

Omfg the pain. Witcher 3's last expansion is currently installing on Steam, and I have to go to work in under an hour. *sobs*

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  Cambrian

• May 30, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GS8JNE7RhU The important part is the Superman Costume!

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  d.fish

• May 30, 2016

Okay, okay, how about this. SI SI Binks.

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  Cambrian

• May 29, 2016

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2266-i-make-niche-embarrassment-porn-heres-how21.html Interesting article~

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  Cambrian

• May 28, 2016

That moment where you're just trying to edit your newest chapters for your NSFW stories, but they keep giving you a boner that distracts you

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  Cambrian

• May 28, 2016

HOLY SHIT I WENT OVER 20k LIKES AND DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL NOW! When did that happen? Thanks for liking me so much guys /sniffles

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  Cambrian

• May 28, 2016

http://www.inquisitr.com/3131179/chimeras-scientists-create-half-man-half-animal-creatures/ oh dear god... science is finally going too far.

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  Cambrian

• May 28, 2016

I know I'm a bad person, because when an "I told you so" moment comes along, I can't bite my tongue and be nice about it.

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  Cambrian

• May 26, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-I0JRhvt4 Sometimes people forget or even just don't know how racist China still is lol

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  Cambrian

• May 26, 2016

THIS IS AN AMAZING VIDEO LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitTGYQS2jc

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2016

Well, if you can't write Palpatine, why not Anakin SI?

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  Cambrian

• May 25, 2016

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/charges-looming-teens-caught-sex-hs-bathroom-article-1.2649326

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  Cambrian

• May 22, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWSwWnsXKYI Rick and Morty manage to perfectly illustrate my thoughts on the "three weeks earlier" teaser.

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  d.fish

• May 21, 2016

Why not an SI as Palpatine?

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  Cambrian

• May 20, 2016

Fucking seriously? http://www.metronews.ca/news/ottawa/2016/05/17/ottawa-woman-wearing-tank-top-claims-gym-asked-to-cover-up.html