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Hypervane
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Being lost.

Hypervane

"Magic Eight Ball, Lend Me Your Wisdom.", from Lost

“All the best heroines are orphans. So you gotta choose; family, or career.” Mar 15, 2022

    1. MissileTeatime
      MissileTeatime
      Re: my sig: it's from Ryan North's CYOA (as in the books) remix of Hamlet. I actually used to have the attribution in my sig, but cut it to make room for something else.
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        Thank you kindly! Not at all what I expected to find today, but it'll be something entertaining on the commute at least.
        Sep 11, 2022
    2. FlyingChurro
      FlyingChurro
      *snugz from behind*
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        *hugs snugged arms*
        Yallo, Epic!
        *suplexes*
        Aug 15, 2022
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      3. FlyingChurro
        FlyingChurro
        *pinches your puffy nep cheeks* You can't reveal secret identities like that!
        Aug 20, 2022
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      4. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        Right, right! Sorry, uh. *shakes volleyball*
        ...Mister 'Signs Point To Yes', won't do it again! Though, that avatar is hardly concealing anything of yerself, y'know?
        Aug 20, 2022
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    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      Rua.
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        no rua, head empty
        Aug 6, 2022
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    4. d.fish
    5. d.fish
      d.fish
      Rua.
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        Girlfriend has returned, only Dadussy remains. I'd been imagining girlfriend as Shara from Rune Factory 3, because of the name similarity prob, but with an added Anko Timeskip now ig
        Also, hope Little Small Daughter Sister gets over whatever traumatic memories she saw stored in their genes. The resemblance between Mommy and Grandmommy is not great for her future
        Rua.
        Jul 27, 2022
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    6. d.fish
      d.fish
      Rua.
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        No maidens?
        Where is Rua's long-suffering headpat girlfriend? Emergency food hardly counts
        Jul 22, 2022
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    7. d.fish
      d.fish
      nyeh
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        Jul 22, 2022
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    8. d.fish
      d.fish
      who dis
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        Lover.

        Hope Merry eventually finds her way back to her homeplane for that Dadussy (Mister Nicholas can just be Merry's husband, nyeh).
        Jul 17, 2022
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    9. IlyaFallout
      IlyaFallout
      Shiho x Ann
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    10. d.fish
      d.fish
      backstreet's back alright
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        no
        Jun 24, 2022
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      4. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        by-alley's return in mediocre fashion
        Jun 24, 2022
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        nostalgiabait for years
        Jun 25, 2022
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    11. d.fish
      d.fish
      Owo.
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        fish

        fish why that avatar
        Jun 24, 2022
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        cuz shes fuggin yor <3
        Jun 24, 2022
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      4. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        It wasn't until the anime came out that the Yor Mama jokes finally clicked. Kinda embarassin
        Jun 24, 2022
    12. d.fish
      d.fish
      Umu
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Umu umu
        Jun 21, 2022
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      4. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        then beg
        Jun 21, 2022
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Umu umu umu
        Jun 21, 2022
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    13. d.fish
      d.fish
      I'M BACK BAEBEE
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      3. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        You take goddam responsinuity young woman! Or I so swear, I'll Mofu Mofu your MokouMokou!
        Jun 20, 2022
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        no u! >:T
        Jun 20, 2022
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      5. IlyaFallout
        IlyaFallout
        *eat popcorn*
        Jun 20, 2022
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    14. IlyaFallout
      IlyaFallout
      Wait, it's all d.fish shitpost?
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        Not the first two pages
        Jun 15, 2022
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      3. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        oho, jealous?
        Jun 17, 2022
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      4. IlyaFallout
        IlyaFallout
        No!
        Of course I'm not j-jealous!
        You... You Baka...
        Jun 17, 2022
    15. d.fish
      d.fish
      Magic Eight Boobs, Lend Me Your Femdom
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        try librarian
        Jun 5, 2022
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    16. d.fish
      d.fish
      watches are expensive
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        yeah. they also irritate my skin
        May 26, 2022
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    17. d.fish
      d.fish
      love
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      2. Hypervane
      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        It's too late, I don't love you anymore
        May 18, 2022
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      4. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        I'm half poltergeist; ghostin's a part of my identity, ya gotta believe me!
        At the very least, I thought there'd be more than 90 story alerts after putting QQ on hold for however long it was. I'm basically all caught up already!
        May 18, 2022
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    18. d.fish
      d.fish
      silence glaive silence glaive silence glaive
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        Please Mistress, Civilisation-chan doesn't deserve it. Step on me instead
        Apr 17, 2022
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        stepstep
        Apr 17, 2022
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    19. d.fish
      d.fish
      MOON PRISM POWERRR
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        fuckign dIES
        Apr 16, 2022
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        YEs
        Apr 16, 2022
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    20. d.fish
      d.fish
      *naruto-runs around your room*
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        That's okay, I can naruto-run on the walls.
        Apr 7, 2022
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      4. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        --but now we're just constantly headbutting each other, ow
        Apr 7, 2022
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSUUUU
        Apr 7, 2022
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    21. d.fish
      d.fish
      Need motivation, how?
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      3. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        nyeheheh
        Mar 22, 2022
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        love ya
        Mar 22, 2022
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      5. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        yes
        Mar 22, 2022
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    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      Hey.
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Yes.
        Mar 18, 2022
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      4. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        Don't worry, I getcha!
        Mar 18, 2022
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Good.
        Mar 18, 2022
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    23. Hypervane
      Hypervane
      “All the best heroines are orphans. So you gotta choose; family, or career.”
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      2. IlyaFallout
        IlyaFallout
        What if the Heroine kill his parents? Self made Orphan
        Mar 23, 2022
      3. DeclanDSI
        DeclanDSI
        Going by that logic, batman is the best heroine.
        Well, you know what Albert Einstein says, "It takes a guy to be best girl."
        Mar 23, 2022
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    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      lick
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        no dont touch hair
        Mar 15, 2022
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      4. Hypervane
        Mar 15, 2022
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        hmph
        Mar 16, 2022
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    25. d.fish
      d.fish
      You're the height of culture.
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        I'm the horticulture.
        Mar 14, 2022
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    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      Sleep!
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        Sure.

        Someone I spoke with masks off got Covid. Am sus now.
        Feb 22, 2022
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      3. Passing Pinecone
        Passing Pinecone
        "Sleep!" yelled d.fish through a megaphone.
        Feb 22, 2022
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      4. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        "You're not my mommy, Mistress!" came the reply in illegible cursive
        Feb 22, 2022
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    27. d.fish
      d.fish
      Sleep.
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        hyuk hyuk
        no
        Feb 20, 2022
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        hmph!!!
        Feb 20, 2022
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    28. Hypervane
      Hypervane
      Exhaling, a mass of limbs and frowns, breathing out a cacophony of indistinct patter. It's a campus, and you're between classes. And hungry.
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    29. d.fish
      d.fish
      Dappervane
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      2. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        Debonaire aquatic fare
        Feb 8, 2022
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    30. d.fish
      d.fish
      Deez Neps! Ha, nepped 'em!
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    Birthday:
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    Location:
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    Occupation:
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    I no longer remember why I found this one funny, but it was the first quote here so I'm keeping it around.