Queen Fiona

Have we reached peak Fif?

Do you want me to sit on you, Fishie?

I'm sure it was actually funny at some point long before now?

Maybe 20 years ago.

A thirst...for Fif?

Fiffers keepers?

beepers

...I'm sorry, Fishie, I only have Fif.

No, not the Fif!

Fishie, do you have a fetish?

Of Fifs?!

...that too.

Black Fif, Blue Fif.

Homu homu, homu homu.

But life isn't a game in the sense that you can just put it down when you're done. After you've conquered the universe/saved the world/defeated the nine hells/whatever for the nth time... you can't just leave this and go back to your normal life. So. Do you disappear a century only to reappear and wreck everyone? Do you hide and troll in secret?

The post-game of the game itself is negligible. But you're done. You've finished it, but it's changed you. There's a sense of... what's next?

You'd need to decide that yourself.

...maybe you become a modder? :v

Tell me more~

Unfortunately, while that would be the joke I'd make in a better mood, today I mean it seriously. :c

:c

Ffffffffffffffffffffffff-

Pretty sure that's already true. ❤

:(

*lifts Fishie's hand to pat her own head instead*

This is good. *rub rub*

https://forum.questionablequesting.com/posts/3752860/

Yeah he does that (assuming it's who I think it is)

Ddmkmsomenumber? Or someone else? I think there are three OCD likebombers in QQ.

I woke up to 443 Likes this morning.

Or it could be Fishie mass-shitposting. I wouldn't be surprised.

Do you want me to domme you, Fishie? ♥️

That is good too.

I don't want to be horny, I want to be happy.

happiness is an illusion

Mami milkers?

...probably?

slep

Never!

lewd

Please let me know if you end up checking out my work, then!

I will check it out. :)

I thought you were the one who wanted to be pampered, Fishie.

I get mood

Dammit Haachama! Get off fishie's account!

Don't get me wrong, I love the swordstaff from Dragon Age 2. Super iconic, loved the way it could wielded as a bastard sword, a spear, and a staff. But making one takes too many parts, making it vastly less efficient than having a spear and a short sword in the other hand.

Eh, never played DA2, so no idea, but swordstaves are cool weapons, yea.

EDIT: I know I am going to use a snapped off self-made blade sooner or later in a fiction.

European metallurgy for most of that time would put the flexible iron in the middle and hard steel on the edge, which might mitigate snapping a bit, but I love to see people in literature treat iron and steel as they are instead of some indestructible unless plot demands it metal.

Look into the Staff of Parthalan, it's really cool in the cinematic.

So then

I think Fishie needs to be rebooted.

boot boot booty

Yes, but actually no.

Dang I remember playing both of those games.

There's actually more than two, but Stelaria says it's best not to talk about the ones past the second one. :v