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  • how are you terrible at sleep if you practice sleeping all the time
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    Florian
    Florian
    Sleeping is actually so difficult that you need constant proper practice just to keep up your skills. And if you do it wrong your skill degrades.
    unable to sleep, so don't sleep five ever
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    Xicree
    Thanks for reminding me that there are other people who are terrible at sleep too!
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    Maybe ostracizing furries is actually the work of Big Fur, like for profit or something, like how pharmaceuticals is such a closed circle and stuff by Big Pharma or whatever
    Under the skirt of a Gardevoir, there is a half-n-half chance of there being a Cloyster, but the other half of the time, there exists an Onix.
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    And it's NEVER a tiny Onyx either...
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    onixes aren't tiny, they're rough, and stiff, and intruding
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    Xicree
    Xicree
    Hard like rocks and get deep deep inside of things...
    A reason why Cao Cao lost must be attributed to how he coveted his subordinates' wives. The moral of the story is to instead covet your subordinates' daughters!
    If you think about it, Brock's problem is that he is too ugly. If he was even remotely good-looking then all the girls that he lusted after during the Pokémon series, well, at least a few of them would've given him a second glance
    Xicree
    Xicree
    Nay Brock is cute. He's just too aggro for Kanto... and Johto... and pretty much every other region he's been to.

    Would probably fit in out in the Hawaii region though.
    d.fish
    d.fish
    Only dudes think he's cute lmao~
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    Xicree
    Well there's his problem. He just needs to shift targets.

    :p
    Hmm...

    Xicree Xicree xipety-xii
    I've got a tragic tale for you
    Xicree Xicree xipety-xii
    If you are wise you'll listen to me
    Dear Xicreeland is both luscious and green
    But not conducive to growing the bean!
    My job was guarding what little we'd got
    You came along and pinched the lot!
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    Xicree
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    Oompa Loompa Fishiedee-doo
    I had a BAD Feeling bout you!
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    Ahem

    There once was a ship that put to Xi
    And the name of that ship was the Xicree o' Xi
    The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down
    Blow, me bully boys, blow! Hah!
    Xicree
    Xicree
    Soon may the Fishie-gal come,
    To bring me Sugar and lolis and RUM!
    One day when the fishin' is done
    We'll take our Fishie and go!
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    "... and in the end, the male protagonist and female protagonist's ashes were all left to me, so there I was thinking whether to dump them into the ocean or down a toilet, but I decided on a crematorium since I didn't want to pollute nature or dirty our sewage system. I'm such a good person."
    "One of you is his childhood sweetheart, and the other is his non-blood related sister, but I... am his current lover, so I'm the one who should be his roommate."

    lmao I love this kind of story hahahaaa
    xi, xi xi, xi xi xixi, xi... xi? xi xi xi xi xixixi, xi, xixi xi, xi xi... xi... xi! xi?
    xixixi

    xixixixixixixixixi

    xixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixixi
    Hey there, little boy, you look like you have a special physique and unique bones—er, don't worry I don't hand out martial arts manuals like my cousin, pft who wants some stupid ass buddha palm fist

    how would you like one of these cheat systems?

    Look, I have a leech exp system, a stealth villain system, a more wives more lives system, and I even have a lazy otaku system, which one do you want? Just ten dolla
    feels kinda bad when, you know, when you're reading a story and you're like, I like this character, she turned out to be very likeable and great, and MC doesn't deserve how good she is, and she's so heartwarming, and

    and why is her story so shit though, like, her plot was god awful, what the fuck
    isekai to another world with the gacha system, in them pulls and rolls there's things from every gacha in existence, but the probability is exactly as gacha games are, so you get 99.9% of rolling trash, though guarantee semi-trash every ten gamba
    Xicree
    Xicree
    Yer late... it's already been done. :p

    Ps... it was Traasssssshhhhhh!!!!
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    d.fish
    indeed trashy trash
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    they should make it so that you can make omelets from the extra eggs you make from the breeding ranch
    okay so you can get around these deaths because you can touch your corpse's pillar of light from any height, so you can just fly way up high and not have to corpse hop your way out of the lava zone
    aaaa the fucking lava area sets you on fire just by being there even though i have lv3 heat whatever
    so I was reading this fun historical 1900's harem story, and you know how trashy these tend to be, but there was this one passage in this one scene, where the MC NTRs a mook's "goddess" and the mook went and got himself beaten up while simultaneously trying to wreck the MC's plans

    and for a single line it was poignant, like, "the only way to numb the pain of the heart is with the pain of the body"
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    d.fish
    felt kinda nice

    made me think of why we all seek to play the hardest modes in some video games, despite there being no rewards for doing so, some kind of internal drive for masochistic tendencies because of some invisible pain we feel but can't express

    or maybe we're just bad at the game, idk
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    why the fuck did I die in the volcano area again, like what the fuck is with this fire that doesn't ever get put out???
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    Xicree
    Xicree
    Because you, like me, are a dummy who didn't stock up on full fire resistance gear before dancing into a volcano...
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