Under the skirt of a Gardevoir, there is a half-n-half chance of there being a Cloyster, but the other half of the time, there exists an Onix.
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Xicree
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A reason why Cao Cao lost must be attributed to how he coveted his subordinates' wives. The moral of the story is to instead covet your subordinates' daughters!
If you think about it, Brock's problem is that he is too ugly. If he was even remotely good-looking then all the girls that he lusted after during the Pokémon series, well, at least a few of them would've given him a second glance
Hmm...
Xicree Xicree xipety-xii
I've got a tragic tale for you
Xicree Xicree xipety-xii
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Dear Xicreeland is both luscious and green
But not conducive to growing the bean!
My job was guarding what little we'd got
You came along and pinched the lot!
evil is good and good is evil
♡♤♡
Ahem
There once was a ship that put to Xi
And the name of that ship was the Xicree o' Xi
The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down
Blow, me bully boys, blow! Hah!
"... and in the end, the male protagonist and female protagonist's ashes were all left to me, so there I was thinking whether to dump them into the ocean or down a toilet, but I decided on a crematorium since I didn't want to pollute nature or dirty our sewage system. I'm such a good person."
Ximore Butts
deep fried xicrees!
"One of you is his childhood sweetheart, and the other is his non-blood related sister, but I... am his current lover, so I'm the one who should be his roommate."
lmao I love this kind of story hahahaaa
xi, xi xi, xi xi xixi, xi... xi? xi xi xi xi xixixi, xi, xixi xi, xi xi... xi... xi! xi?
there's a paledit for changing pal stats, and hidden IVs, and everything
xixixi
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Hey there, little boy, you look like you have a special physique and unique bones—er, don't worry I don't hand out martial arts manuals like my cousin, pft who wants some stupid ass buddha palm fist
how would you like one of these cheat systems?
Look, I have a leech exp system, a stealth villain system, a more wives more lives system, and I even have a lazy otaku system, which one do you want? Just ten dolla
feels kinda bad when, you know, when you're reading a story and you're like, I like this character, she turned out to be very likeable and great, and MC doesn't deserve how good she is, and she's so heartwarming, and
and why is her story so shit though, like, her plot was god awful, what the fuck
isekai to another world with the gacha system, in them pulls and rolls there's things from every gacha in existence, but the probability is exactly as gacha games are, so you get 99.9% of rolling trash, though guarantee semi-trash every ten gamba
vicree
they should make it so that you can make omelets from the extra eggs you make from the breeding ranch
why palworld STAB is only 20% when pokemon STAB is 50%?
okay so you can get around these deaths because you can touch your corpse's pillar of light from any height, so you can just fly way up high and not have to corpse hop your way out of the lava zone
aaaa the fucking lava area sets you on fire just by being there even though i have lv3 heat whatever
so I was reading this fun historical 1900's harem story, and you know how trashy these tend to be, but there was this one passage in this one scene, where the MC NTRs a mook's "goddess" and the mook went and got himself beaten up while simultaneously trying to wreck the MC's plans
and for a single line it was poignant, like, "the only way to numb the pain of the heart is with the pain of the body"
but to be honest, pals never really have that lore-oomph that pokemon have
maybe I'm just old and nostalgic
you know like
it'd be really cool to see like, I guess, a WWI-type story set in the Pokemon world
like you know how Tanya was just WWI-Magical Girls, but do the same this time it's WWI-Pokemon, or some shit like that, idk lmao
when there's a tomcat in the game but no jerrymouse
like, idk, imagine if, ya know, what if, like
they added fucking your pals into the game
instead of some breeding ranch with cake
xicree feet
Hey, I need some help with another fic of mine.
For example, if you caught "Zoe & Grizzbolt" using the wanted bug to catch tower bosses, and used the grizzbolt harness thing to ride it, your head is like under Zoe's thighs
though to be fair, there's only Zoe and Lily worth catching, but still, I haven't gotten a Lily yet
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