"Although I don't like men, since he looks so good, I'll just treat him as a woman and everything will be good."
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Zam138
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I mean, it's like, it's so arbitrary, James Potter almost killed Severus multiple times with his pranks, Sirius's prank is associated to James by association, so why is it that James, not even directly but indirectly, saves him from that werewolf dude, Severus owes him a life debt, what?
Also how come no one else has heard of this shit other than that one guy?
and so life debts in Harry Potter are utter bullshit red herring forgotten garbage trash
Hehe cute little zam zam poke poke poke
For some reason, they keep telling me brown sugar water with ginger slices works on cramps, but it feels like I'm listening to medieval superstitions
隐映罗衫薄，轻盈玉腕圆。
相逢不肯语，微笑画屏前。
hate how some of these zams, after like 1250 chapters or whatever, still aren't kissing or even holding hands, it's like come on
pay2win, pay2zam
hammy
What is a Zam? A miserable pile of angst! But enough procrastination, HAVE AT YOU!
A different Zam: "Why is everyone I meet so hot? Also flirting with me?"
*bother*
What is a man? A miserable little pile of NTR victimhood. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
A zam is never early or late, a zam is always sleeping in.
Zams only like three types of "Zams", and they are "I have Zams", "My Zams are Your Zams", "Use All The Zams You Want"
Men only like three types of 「花」(flowers), and they are 「有錢花」、「隨便花」、「盡量花」, so girls gotta stay informed!
Why do some settings have like lamia/medusa/snakepeople living beside giant snakes like they are kin and/or mounts? Isn't that like a human riding an ape while hugging a gibbon and kissing a monkey...
a zam becomes the new ceo of ubisoft
turns every text to comic sans
giggles to self
no one understands because the joke is too old
resign as ceo of ubisoft with a golden parachute, having brought more value to the shareholders than the previous ceo
"Aren't you just richer than me, hotter than me, higher status than me, more accomplished than me, taller than me, have more friends than me? Ignoring reality for a moment, you're not any better compared to me!"
So basically there's an existence out there where the omniverse was created by an omnipotent zam, and there's little tendrils sticking out into different universes that become individual zams in each universe that are an extension of that omnipotent zam, and all of them are professional losers.
Every now and then you see a strange story out there (even for the genre, but not in a creepy way),
I saw this one where MC isekaied as a cat, but not any cat, but Tom from Tom and Jerry, but not any Tom but the cat of the cat-mouse creation deity duo of this "Cat and Mouse Omniverse"
It feels like young adult novels don't talk about awkward boners enough
sweet popcorn > salt popcorn
I feel like "xianxia cougars" are basically all those stories where MC is a loser or maybe genius, just not average, and he randomly meets some powerful demon sect/evil faction saintess who fucks him dry over the course of 3 days/3 weeks/3 months/etc. and then 1-5 years later, she shows up and gives MC 1-5 kids and says they're theirs, or maybe makes MC care for her while she's preggers
new day new zam
bite zam
They say there's a specific type of green tea called "兄弟茶" or "bro tea", becoming friends with a couple and then stealing one of them from the other in a kind of green tea styled NTR
I mean, there's also an underworld meaning where gangs sell overpriced tea as a form of collecting protection fees, but that's not important
your refrigerator is a door to other worlds
but
It's a mini fridge
what a cute zam this one is
men's mouths are all liars, therefore whenever a man says no, he always means yes -
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