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Zam138

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  • d.fish
    Whenever a Chinese writer uses the transliteral phrase of "boneless hands" to describe a woman's delicate fingers in a way to evoke protective instincts and a sense of preciousness, I can't help but think of fried boneless chicken fingers
    Guardian Box
    Guardian Box
    please do not eat women's hands again
    d.fish
    It is as they say, "once men have money, they will become bad, and once women become bad, they will have money."
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    [Bad to the Bone riff plays] Then I'm the wealthiest of all, cuz I'm the baddest… at everything I do… 😢
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    including being bad
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    It feels like the revenge stories where they immediately get into the getting revenge through overwhelming firepower part is better than the revenge stories where the protagonist barely scrapes by through pyrrhic victories or the revenge stories that build up with how the protagonist grows and plans and develops step by step slowly towards a goal
    d.fish
    Congratulations! The surgery was a success, your brain has been removed, you can now read the story now!
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    My what was removed? I don't remember ever having one of those Brayn things
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    it's fine; most people don't like to have one of those anyway, they're so heavy and they get in the way, and most people don't use them even if they do have one

    usually everyone just uses someone else's, sort of like a Internet hotspot
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    zams are like pancakes
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    *blows up pancakes with mind*
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    I ate so much pancake today, ugghhhh

    this must be what it feels like to be old, can't even eat lots and lots
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    It feels like in Chinese stories characters will always leave their current lover/boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband/etc. when their old "white moonlight" (I guess this is like a 'first love' and a 'crush' and 'unobtained object' combined or something?) appears. Similarly, characters will always leave their lover/etc. if they are their childhood friend, if someone new, more interesting, etc. appears.
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    They learned this from kdramas, I think? And then they took it a step further than kdramas?

    Ugh, watching too much makes me feel like the whole world is gross.

    Gross and filled with NTR.
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    "It's not about what you have it's about what you don't"
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    love
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    It is time to collect Zam's "Magical Girl Zam's Defeat CG"

    which version is it this time, a monster, a villain, a traitor, or something else
    d.fish
    I see a lot of these "Pokémon store in real life"type of stories, and usually they take advantage of how in the setting of this so-called real life there isn't a Pokémon series, which is kind of bogus

    But I got me thinking you know like if you actually had a pet shop that had unlimited Pokémon to sell how much would you sell each Pokémon for?
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    Zam138
    Assuming it wasn't black-van'd by the government for selling superpowered pets, I'd probably go with equivalent prices for IRL pets, especially since "owned" Pokemon are typically intelligent and would want homes too.
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    So instead of money, government will buy with units of zams hehe
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    For some reason, "Advanced Research Group for Uniting Superhumans" or "ARGUS" got translated as "天眼会" or "The Sky Eye Society". Weird. How did this come to be?
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    Zam138
    Acronyms be silly and DC really likes surveillance state plotlines for some reason
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    If Barry Allen changed the predetermined outcome of his mother's death by undoing everything that happened in the coming years afterwards, then it could be said that Barry Allen killed an entire universe of people, all their potential and futures gone. So we could say that Barry Allen is actually a villain worse than Thanos.
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    Taking that logic to an extreme, the same can be said for a lot of things, for example a lottery means one person wins the prize, but that doesn't mean the winner "made" everyone else lose, random chance did, and Barry going back in time just rewinds everyone's potential actions, it doesn't erase it entirely.
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    "But that college has more hot guys!"
    "Are you all just looking at looks when you're choosing your schools? What about majors? What about careers?"
    "Eh, no matter which major I pick, I'll just end up regretting it anyway, right?"
    d.fish
    One day, Zam woke up as meme-Gudako, with all her servants in Skyrim, who just simultaneously became the leader of the thieves guild, nightingales, the companions, college of winterhold, dawnguard... just to run into two pushy old ladies, one of whom wants to force Zam to join some dark brotherhood and the other wants to force Zam to kill some old paarthydragon
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    Mechanical Ascension: I built a cat girl robot.
    Biological Ascension: I grafted cat ears and tail to a girl.
    Psionic Ascension: I worship an imaginary cat girl in my dreams.
    d.fish
    a new morning a new zam... pancake

    haven't had pancakes in a while

    hmmm need to add butter

    a stick of sweetened butter

    hehe butt hehe
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