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  • Deja vu is when someone needs to interrogate you so they use sharingan illusion on you, and then afterwards makes you forget about the interrogation, but you feel like you experienced this before
    China is a place where if you stick out, you will die. This is why there is a commonly used tactic here called "killing with praise", as fame might not lead to actual death in most parts of the world, but here, if you're raised too high up, it will offend certain people, and alert certain people, and you will investigated, and cut down.
    During the Sui-Tang era, the general named Yuwen Huaji was being assassinated by a woman because he did horrible things to her parents, clan, and family, but she failed and got captured, and General Yuwen had his soldiers line up to rape her one by one. Months later, she was rescued by her husband and somehow they got back together or something.

    Where are the NTR doujins of this?
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    Wait... what?
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    Yeah, there was even a show made of her, but they didn't really act out the scene much, outside of the interrogation part
    Like, a lot of old works are tainted by the then politics of the day, but a lot of it has been forgotten; for example, Jin Yong's more popular works tend to paint taoists as sinful or inherently wrong, while depicting buddhists as truly good or forgivably flawed, and then making the manchu seem like good people, partly fueled by the manchu nobility descendants' wealth in the entertainment industry back then
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    Just thinking that since this applies to Journey to the West, then how would this apply to Romance of the Three Kingdoms?
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    Wait... was there a white washing in Rot3K? I mean they do show good and bad sides in most adaptions?
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    Romance of the Three Kingdoms treats Cao Cao as the villain, Liu Bei as the hero, Sun Quan as a schemer, Lu Bu as an arrogant fool, so on and so forth, but the few bits of recorded history and spoken lore say otherwise; Cao Cao was at first a loser and then as loyal as he could be with power, Lu Bu was a scholar, Liu Bei was a boisterous warlord, Sun Quan was a schemer...
    And then Biigoh simultaneously isekaied as Tang Yin of the Martial Soul Hall, Protector Yan Xiao of the Hall of Souls, the Insidious Li Feiyu, Seventh Hokage Uchiha Sasuke, Dog Yokai Naraku, Tenryubito Luffy Saint, and Injustice Superman
    末世重生和系统降临的条件:女友的背叛。

    来,给你带个绿帽子。
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    I really like those "I'm in a bunker or a three-story RV with indestructible walls and unlimited supplies while everyone outside is struggling to survive" stories for some reason, like, that's cozy, but the betrayal by an ex and then getting revenge is like adding salt and pepper to a steak
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    Lol... they are fun, yes... althou... I have read a few where it's a "space with a mountain and a home"
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    I've seen two where the female protagonist buys an abandoned air defense bunker and turns it into her safe house, which are nice too, but it went the route of "developing territory"
    Somehow, an outdated english meme "what the dog doin" evolved into a recent chinese meme "我的刀盾" and then combined with ai to make short and fat corgies wielding a blade and a shield running around spamming everything
    Biigoh, as someone who has been an ultraman before, you should know, if someone calls you a trash mook pawn in the Land of Light, you accept it, but once you're outside, what do they have to call you? Lord Universal Space Police, of course! So when you were isekaied to Star Wars after training as an ultra for a few centuries...
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    Ultraman.... I have forsaken that title! I am Lord of Light who brings Universal Peace to all space!
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    there's a guy who did make this into a story, but it's to the pacific rim world, and then there are reincarnators/main god space/whatever going on in there too, so it sort of ruined it for me
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    Wait... pacific rim kaijuu fighting...
    Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble, Bii accept her, Bii accept her, One of Bii, One of Bii
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    Accept who?!?!?
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    Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble
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    Borks in terror at the Mysterious Fishie! "Fishie! You must return to humanity and not be a Weird!"
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    It's really weird that in the animated version of the MCU version of Maria Hill, which I guess is the What If? series probably, she has eye shadow on, despite in military workspace environment, on the helicarrier, in that version of Avengers 1.
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    How dare you complain about miss Hill's uniform. That eye shadow was paid for by Hydra.... erm.... Shield. :3
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    These "In the apocalypse with my super invincible RV or bunker with unlimited resources" type stories are so cozy, they're like a literary comfy blanket
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    Except for when they throw in the Rebirth VENGENCE arc at the start~
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    yeah it's kind of gross, but you know this is the only way they could have some kind of conflict through the story that is relevant and relatable to the reader
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    Yeah... tanuki can't deny it
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    So we assign males with the 5 measurements: Pan, Lv, Deng, Xiao, Xian

    "Pan": Pan An, as in aesthetics
    "Lv": 驴, donkey, as in sexual ability
    "Deng": Deng Tong, as in wealth
    "Xiao": 小, noticing and remembering the small details
    "Xian": 闲, free time to provide companionship
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    Borks and offers up some free tiem
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    Hi sorry to be a bother but I was wondering if I can get approval for my account, I joined like 2-3 days ago but there's a story I really want to read got me all jittery.
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    Sorry for the delay... all verified now
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    Thanks so much and there was barely a delay I was just anxious to start reading
    "长歌问月" (Ballad Seeking Moon) is the martial arts skill embodied by Homelander jerking it to the moon. "猴子偷桃" (Monkey Steals Peach) is a crotch crush attack. "龙从天降,愤怒狰狞" (Raging Dragon's Descent) is the martial arts skill where you take your poop and fling it at your enemy.
    In Jin Yong's wuxia, and most wuxia, your internal essence is your own, when you cultivate it and someone steals it, it will rampage in their body. In Naruto, chakra has a few owners by order of priority, Kaguya, then Hagoromo, then etc. ninjas. In DC's Lucifer, each particle is carved with the name of Yahweh first, then other almighties come after.
    One theory speculates that as Sun Wukong is Bodhidharma's last or eighth generation disciple, the previous generations of disciples are all well-connected, which is why he doesn't suffer actual consequences for actions. In a certain cosmology, Taibai Jinxin, Ziwei, Haotian, etc. are all previous generation disciples, so despite being just a monkey, his background is everyone who matters
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    "If the King of Hell dares detain Sun Wukong, then he's not giving face to any of Sun Wukong's senior disciples. Does he dare do so?"
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    Well... dare to detain, no.... dare to complain, yes.
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    lmao AI Boruto animation's fight scenes are better than actual Boruto animation's fighting scenes
    时间为尊,空间为王,命运不出,因果称皇
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    Sounds like paper scissors stone for high end fights
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    well, most readers of xuanhuan/fantasy are people who can't understand anything more complicated than stone paper scissors
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    Tanuki dun understand much... and does rock paper scissors!
    it seems like modern readers can't stand Jin Yong wuxia novels' tendency to pair up characters; with the historical background of the times, modern readers would label that as "giving away your potential lovers to others", or basically Chinese styled NTR, which Jin Yong seems very skilled at
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    To be honest, Tanuki are too old fashion for modern day NTRs... plz gib OTPs~
    They call those unethical streamers on places like tiktok who use filters to hide their true ugly looks... "卡比兽", snorlaxs
    They call unsavory or unappealing or repulsive aspects of a story or otherwise plot holes "毒点", poison points, and your ability to read a shitty story despite it being shitty, "poison resistance".
    Why are there no glazed donuts in Beijing?
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    Never mind, I found one, but it's not really, it's this Japanese boutique that makes glazed lemon zest donuts
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    Sounds like a business plan... import some glazed donuts from North America~ sell for sweet dough.

    /me borks and is shot for bad pun.
    I was reading this one simultaneous story and the world was at the naruto setting, and the MC was getting lectured by sarutobi, and the author, when it came to sarutobi to talk about the will of fire, he didn't even write out what the will of fire was about, the dialogue in the quotation marks was literally just "something something, leaves, blah blah blah, something something, yadda yadda yadda, fire"
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    lol... clearly the MC wasn't even paying attention
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