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  • d.fish
    It seems like in martial arts stories, the top two or three levels are usually conceptual power rather than inner strength, but they call it "intent" and that's kind of weak compared to conceptual magic, but at the same time, "intent" is also used in shitty ass xianxia shit, but they're always described the same in narrative, but the settings are so different, which tells us a lot about the xianxia genre.
    d.fish
    So in martial arts novels, everyone uses something called 金疮药 ("Gold Sore Medicine") to stop bleeding, and it's like this white powder recipe from Ming era monk who made it from ground animal bones, but there's a version on Baidu that uses:
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    and then there's a modern upgraded version of this that the army here prescribes to all the privates like the us army tosses aspirin like candy called 云南白药 ("Yunnan White Medicine"), but this one is for bruises, come in pill form or a spray, and there's even a version for pets...

    ... but people here use both of them for broken bones for some reason???
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    the more I look things up, the more the mystic of traditional chinese medicine is ruined :(
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    Lol... isn't this why the Nasu type settings go "Mysteries must be conserved"?
    d.fish
    It also depends on which Powers That Bii(goh) it is. Like the one in Buffy is significantly different from the one in Marvel, as an example
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    Lol... and it turns out the Buffy Powers that Bii are also villainous/not good
    d.fish
    Come to think of it, when she named Cu Chulainn's sword in her novel as "Hard Head", I think she was make a lewd reference to his penis, but I never caught on
    d.fish
    Multiverse chatroom... but everyone inside can't speak; they're all like, Pikachu, Tom and Jerry, Nishimiya Shoko, Kirara, Akira Oono, Link, Kamado Nezuko, Appa, Pochita, etc...

    ... and then one character who can speak who has to herd them like a herd of cats.

    Maybe Bocchi.
    d.fish
    I feel like if you become someone like Matou Byakuya, you can say something like, "Aoi-san, you wouldn't want anything to happen to Rin-chan and Sakura-chan, would you?"
    d.fish
    Lmao this one "Simultaneous Isekai" story had one of the MCs surrender to Sargeras from Hearthstone and then the MC in other worlds like One Piece started reenacting the Warlords of Draenor trailer and feeding everyone demon blood
    d.fish
    If Gilgamesh can have every human treasure, then can't a person trapped in groundhog's day theoretically have every human skill?
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    Didn't that kind of happen to Bill Murray's character in groundhog day movie?
    d.fish
    It's really strange that we can't kill Commander Kamado in Pokemon Legends Arceus.
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    But why would you want to kill the commander?
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    Because he's worse to you than Gendo is to Shinji
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    Wait, so if Gilgamesh's bloodline is divided into thirds, 2/3 gawd and 1/3 boi, then if you think about it Kurosaki Ichigo, being 1/3 desugawd 1/3 monk 1/3 void, is also a Gilgamesh, except he's kind of a loser compared to the original, but that's expected from a copy
    d.fish
    Back in the day, human life was really cheap... it was 10 teals of silver to get a good looking concubine in the Ming Dynasty...
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    I think 10 taels of silver is a lot, isn't it?
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    It's like 1/10 the cost of a house in the city, so that's pretty cheap.
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    Lmao this line

    "... after he showed an understanding expression, he then started to practice double rasengan with her..."
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    Lol~
    At least it's not as bad as this~ "Zhong Yan pursed his lips tightly and couldn't help but complain inwardly. No wonder it was difficult to find female cultivators with spiritual roots outside. It turned out that they were all controlled by the brothels."
    d.fish
    Looking into it, there's a chinese wiki page for 小周后, but no english one for anything like "empress zhou the younger". Maybe it's because she was raped repeatedly by the founding emperor of the song dynasty, that he so delighted in even recording into paintings of her being held down by five maids at the same time while he raped her, or maybe it's her age when she married? Hm.
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    I feel like the deposed Emperor Li Yu, her actual husband who had to endure knowing she was being raped (because, again, Zhao Guangyi was showing his rape records to everyone), would be a great "Xiaoyaozi" rather than any Su Dongpo.

    Like, there's a sense of "revenge for my friend" for WuxiaBii.
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    The many children many blessings system seems to be at first something of a harem type story, but if you think about it it is more of a gacha type story, at least partially. I actually kind of like it when a story does both, rather than just focusing on the harem aspect.
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    more like a ck type system with gacha for kids
    d.fish
    If beautiful people are treasures, then within the gate of babylon is the largest harem with all the original forms of all the prettiest people in the world
    d.fish
    "With the Mori Mori no Mi, Biigoh is determined to be a legendary tentacle monster--oh, I mean, the man to kick Madara and punch Kaguya."
    d.fish
    lmao this dude Tsukuyomied Obito with Kakashi fucking Rin for a year, Obito kamuied into a spiral after breaking out of the illusion, and then when he came back, dude asked Obito why did he change his pants
    d.fish
    They tell me her name is 凌月仙姬, like Yosei-Reitsuki or maybe Reitsuki no Yosei, but I still can't find an originating source for this Chinese name for Sesshoumaru's sexy milf hottest youkai mom
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    Lol
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    d.fish
    I think if Iwere to name her in the story I would call her Yosei no Tsukihime
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    Sounds fancy
    d.fish
    I really like the one Biigoh who isekaied into xianxia world, as a mook cannonfodder villain family member, but no cheats yet, so scared of death he was, he stopped cultivating and tried to run away from conflict, and entered the only career "protagonists" wouldn't:

    smut

    and became the most successful author in a world devoid of art (due to everyone cultivating), and all "sons of heaven" became his fans
    d.fish
    I think the stupidest cheat is probably under the "shenhao"/"big spender" genre, the one that goes something like "when my mother/father/I/etc. brag about me, I gain that", it's very "counterattack of the retard loser" type, but the premise is retard among retard
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    Ah yes... the bragging system
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