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Klerg
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Klerg

Acute Writer, from Omega

My boss (Each day): Hey, I know you're supposed to be off tomorrow, but could you come in anyway? You can take the next one off instead! Nov 23, 2017

Klerg was last seen:
Dec 25, 2017
    1. Malcanthet
      Malcanthet
      *Shyly Attempts Surprise Spidery Platonic Snuggles on the cutie.*
    2. Klerg
      Klerg
      My boss (Each day): Hey, I know you're supposed to be off tomorrow, but could you come in anyway? You can take the next one off instead!
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      2. beast_regards
        beast_regards
        They will soon have a problem if you are suppose to use up all of your leave days before the end of the year.
        Nov 23, 2017
        Enigmatic and Plotvitalnpc like this.
      3. Daniel K. English
        Daniel K. English
        "I know you're taking a day off from work, but can you come in and take a day off at work? While you're taking a day off, you can work and pretend you're taking a day off. That way it doesn't look like we're overworking you because we aren't, and we don't have to pay you for overtime that doesn't legally exist. Thanks!"
        Nov 23, 2017
        Enigmatic and beast_regards like this.
      4. beast_regards
        beast_regards
        Now you gave them an idea.
        Nov 23, 2017
        Enigmatic and Daniel K. English like this.
    3. Klerg
      Klerg
      Why is writing so hard now >.<
      1. Phen0m20
        Phen0m20
        Well running dry perhaps? I usually burn myself out if I push myself too hard and lose a lot of motivation.
        Oct 26, 2017
      2. Klerg
        Klerg
        It's more that I get a few hundred words (maybe), try to think of how I want to phrase the next part, and end up trawling through a wiki for half an hour.
        Oct 26, 2017
      3. Klerg
        Klerg
        ... Maybe the same thing now that I think on it. Except if this has been pushing myself hard going easy would have to be me actively deleting things... >.<
        Oct 26, 2017
    4. Klerg
      Klerg
      Recovered (More or less) and working on update now...
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      2. Klerg
        Klerg
        ... I forgot the name of bejeweled other than 'the game my mom's always playing and went 'that sounds kinda right'...
        Oct 23, 2017
      3. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Eh, that happens.

        So how's your updates a going?
        Oct 23, 2017
      4. Klerg
        Klerg
        Somewhere between 1/4 and 1/3rd done, not counting proofreading, which isn't too bad since I was only able to start it yesterday. Maybe done in 3 or 4 days baring another mini disaster.
        Oct 23, 2017
    5. Klerg
      Klerg
      I am almost recovered from being down with the sickness. Should resume work on the update soonly.
      1. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        Ah, but has madness now come over you?
        Oct 19, 2017
      2. Klerg
        Klerg
        Well according to my mom I apparently spent part of the time thinking I was Joan of Arc, so... probably?
        Oct 19, 2017
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      3. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        But did your mother get up?
        Oct 19, 2017
    6. Klerg
      Klerg
      Blerg.
      1. BookishWyrm likes this.
      2. asdx
        asdx
        Burg.
        Oct 8, 2017
      3. Klerg
        Klerg
        Er? Good idea, I am feeling a bit peckish.
        Oct 8, 2017
      4. asdx
        asdx
        I was rhyming. V
        Oct 8, 2017
    7. Klerg
      Klerg
      ~4k of 10k goal written for 4.2. >.> The struggle intensifies.
      1. Klerg
        Klerg
        ~6k. The struggle intenseificates further!
        Sep 29, 2017
      2. Klerg
        Klerg
        One way or another, it's going up within 10 hours. I've stiched enough of the scenes together for it to work now, but I'd have to trim some scenes off that aren't connected yet, so... ONWARDS!
        Oct 1, 2017
    8. Klerg
      Klerg
      *Looks around nervously, coughs* Uh... Hi?
      1. Generic_Generica
        Sep 21, 2017
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      2. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        Hello!
        Sep 21, 2017
        1986ctcel likes this.
      3. Yurihime
        Yurihime
        Hello again *hugs*
        Sep 21, 2017
    9. Klerg
      Klerg
      One day I'll get off from work on time. One day.
      1. Yurihime and 1986ctcel like this.
    10. Klerg
      Klerg
      'tis the season when I get dragged away from cave and computer to have 'real human interaction' >.<
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      2. Klerg
        Klerg
        Its far too bright, I even wear sunglasses at night.
        Dec 23, 2016
      3. Valette-Serafina
      4. Klerg
        Klerg
        Exactly.
        Dec 23, 2016
        Yurihime and Valette-Serafina like this.
    11. Klerg
      Klerg
      Why is it that at 70 degrees I'm freezing, but when it finally gets down to 40s I think it feels great?
      1. Yurihime and 1986ctcel like this.
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      3. Klerg
        Klerg
        First one was in kelvin. :p no, both in farenheit. Maybe the humidity?
        Dec 18, 2016
        Yurihime and 1986ctcel like this.
      4. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Adaptation.
        Dec 18, 2016
        1986ctcel likes this.
      5. pepperjack
        pepperjack
        I was going to say "expectations."
        Dec 18, 2016
    12. Klerg
      Klerg
      The downside to my awesome wireless mouse: Without the wire, I can't find it! >.< *Plugs in carpy half broken wired one*
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
      2. Dubious
        Dubious
        The downside to my wireless mouse is that it is too fucking small. It's the length and width of three of my fingers.
        Dec 12, 2016
        1986ctcel likes this.
      3. Klerg
        Klerg
        I have very small hands :P
        Dec 12, 2016
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    13. Klerg
      Klerg
      *Chases after muse with butterfly net* Get back here damn it!
    14. Klerg
      Klerg
      Some people's status's get friggin /deep/.
      1. Valette-Serafina
        Dec 7, 2016
      2. Klerg
        Klerg
        Whenever I finally get my days off, one of the first things I do is go over all the status posts since the last time I looked at them. Some of them have in depth philosophical discussions about niche subjects, some are people being concerned/worried about people who need the help and making them feel as if they're not alone,
        Dec 7, 2016
      3. Klerg
        Klerg
        and some are things that just make me giggle, or my fingers itch. It's always an experience I enjoy though.
        Dec 7, 2016
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    15. Klerg
      Klerg
      Dang rain making everything cold! 60 degrees is far too cold I say. *Dives under blankets*
      1. Yurihime, CptTagon and 1986ctcel like this.
    16. Klerg
      Klerg
      Hot soaks do not help even slightly with sore muscles. >. < Pop medicine, you have lied to me again!
      1. Yurihime, Alias and 1986ctcel like this.
      2. asdx
        asdx
        Try getting the area massaged as long as it isn't sensitive to the touch.
        Dec 1, 2016
        1986ctcel and Klerg like this.
      3. ```
        ```
        Forgot the Epsom salts.

        Also foam rollers.
        Dec 3, 2016
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      4. Klerg
        Klerg
        Foam roller? Oo *googles*... that looks like something else xD I tried a tennis ball thing, it sort of helped for a few hours, then it was worse. I kind of have this fear of going to a masseuse, that it's actually something else...
        Dec 3, 2016
        1986ctcel and Alias like this.
    17. Klerg
      Klerg
      I wish that things were different sometimes.
      1. 1986ctcel and Subrosian Smithy like this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Don't we all?
        Nov 29, 2016
        Klerg and 1986ctcel like this.
    18. Klerg
      Klerg
      Why has the white nationalist been giving me the black power salute recently? I don't understand...
    19. Klerg
      Klerg
      Is it passive agressive if I buy my coworker deodorant for yule holidays?
      1. Alias and 1986ctcel like this.
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      3. Klerg
        Klerg
        For the first time in a couple years I didn't get my fan turned fast enough and I ended up downwind of him >.>
        Nov 25, 2016
        1986ctcel likes this.
      4. Heather_Sinclair
        Heather_Sinclair
        If you attach a cards that reads, "You reek. ~Klerg" Then it's not passive, just aggressive; problem solved!
        Nov 25, 2016
        1986ctcel, Klerg and Valette-Serafina like this.
      5. Klerg
        Klerg
        Wouldn't be the first time someone did it to him...
        Nov 25, 2016
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    20. Klerg
      Klerg
      I have over 6 times as many likes as posts. oO
      1. 1986ctcel and Kanonite like this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Congratulations.
        Nov 22, 2016
        Klerg and 1986ctcel like this.
      3. Kanonite
        Kanonite
        I thought that was the norm for most posters. O_O
        Nov 22, 2016
        1986ctcel likes this.
      4. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Making you abnormal, Kanonite?
        Nov 22, 2016
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    21. Klerg
      Klerg
      I hate my dice. *goes off to cry in corner*
      1. 1986ctcel and Sword Stalker like this.
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      3. Imabot
        Imabot
        Instead killing character go for severe consequence. Going back to square one. If you play it right situation can be used for some character development or turning point in thier life.
        Nov 21, 2016
      4. Klerg
        Klerg
        That was the plan, but it was combat and they failed 7 rolls in a row where 6 of them had a better then 50% chance of their success. And I did warn bad choices could lead to death. I am giving them the option of retrying from an earlier point rather then being dead though, and they so far are universally agreeing to the retry. So at least I know they don't hate the story.
        Nov 21, 2016
      5. Imabot
        Imabot
        Resets are for me point in the quest I drop them. I I can give last piece of advice I say direct narrate this fight that PC survives but loses. Maybe make it that it will be good idea leave current place ASAP. And now you have scenario for next adventure. Wounded, recovering and wanted by people that want you dead PC must organize escape.
        Nov 21, 2016
    22. Klerg
      Klerg
      I know objectively speaking its not actually that cold, but its friggin freezing! >.>
      1. Alias, daimahou and 1986ctcel like this.
      2. Alias
        Alias
        *Foxes wrap you in blankets* =3
        Nov 20, 2016
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      3. Klerg
        Klerg
        Warmth! *Dives in* I knew there was a reason I favored foxes...
        Nov 21, 2016
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    23. Klerg
      Klerg
      Getting back into writing regularly is hard.
      1. Valette-Serafina, 1986ctcel and Tea like this.
    24. Klerg
      Klerg
      Truly, 'tis time to take to task. This today... This today... Ugh, I wanted to alliterate that I'm off today so I'm writing, ran out of T's.
    25. Klerg
      Klerg
      so the boss went on maternity leave and I've been doing both our jobs and basically collapsing as soon as I get home. Will have day off soon
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
      2. Klerg
        Klerg
        Day after tomorrow, if nothing else goes wrong. I'll see how much I can get written then, hopefully an update for each story. I'm going to try to stave off sleep long enough to get a thing out today though.
        Oct 14, 2016
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      3. Klerg
        Klerg
        So much for that. At least I got out on time. Ish.
        Oct 16, 2016
    26. Klerg
      Klerg
      I went to punch someone in the face. They turned it into a fist bump, patted me on the head and handed me a cookie.
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      2. Klerg
        Klerg
        I know right? I tried reverse psychology, and that didn't work. Then I started calling him Mike, but it only confused him. Then I accused him of Pen Envy, and he just asked if that's why I had been stealing his, so I chucked my Frued action figure with Karate chop action and kung fu grip at him.
        Oct 15, 2016
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      3. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Have you considered dark sorcery? Summoning the souls of the damned is supposed to be a fairly effective method of achieving vengeance.
        Oct 15, 2016
      4. Klerg
        Klerg
        Yeah, my wiccan phase ended around 15 :p maybe some sort of high tech dance ray though. Just need to negotiate with the cows, they might let me use it if I chase off officer barbrady...
        Oct 15, 2016
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    27. Klerg
      Klerg
      I think this song I've been listening to is about a woman seducing men by playing the spoons. I kind of want to see that in action.
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      3. Klerg
        Klerg
        I thought you were from Ireland. Oo Next you'll say you're not really a giant alien suit of armor!
        Oct 6, 2016
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      4. 1986ctcel
        1986ctcel
        Well who knows? Maybe you're not really a cute albino girl. :P
        Oct 6, 2016
      5. Klerg
        Klerg
        ... >.> My hair used to be platinum blonde. Started changing to brown around puberty. I'm still kinda pale though.
        Oct 6, 2016
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    28. Klerg
      Klerg
      For some reason it's very hard to write a realistic first contact situation between Romans and Asari. Go figure. *Pounds head against wall*
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      3. Klerg
        Klerg
        Basically three cultures I've only ever read about meeting for the first time. All alien in their own ways from my experiences but needing tp be believable and 'human'*continues bashing head against wall*
        Oct 3, 2016
      4. MadKeyboard
        MadKeyboard
        >amnestiac Athena

        Wait, hold on, are you saying Greco-Roman Gods (as in, the actual divine beings) are in this, or am I misreading that?
        Oct 3, 2016
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      5. Klerg
        Klerg
        Just the one so far, and she doesn't actually know who she is. Think the doctor when he has his pocket watch sort of situation.
        Oct 4, 2016
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    29. Klerg
      Klerg
      Small children filled with candy and starbucks, as much as they could eat. Phase 1 complete. Now to find their mom...
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      2. Seru
        Seru
        No puppy? You went easy on them
        Oct 1, 2016
      3. Klerg
        Klerg
        My sister's allergic, else I would've. Hrm... maybe next time I can show them around an animal shelter.
        Oct 1, 2016
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      4. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        You are a cruel, cruel person.
        Oct 3, 2016
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    30. Klerg
      Klerg
      *Examines sword I have hanging on my wall. Cuts self on accident.* Holy shit! It's real! I thiught it was just ceremonial when I bought it!
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      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        What kind of sword is it, anyway?
        Sep 29, 2016
      3. Klerg
        Klerg
        Its a replica of Glamdring thats about to scale with me, so about 3 foot long counting the handle. Thats part of why I got it at the time, it was the perfect size for me and I could use it when cosplaying. In theory. Since I'm far too lazy to actually cosplay.
        Sep 29, 2016
      4. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Ah, that kind of sword.
        Sep 29, 2016
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