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TheRealNoodlehammer
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    1. ZzzSlothzzZ
      ZzzSlothzzZ
      Loved the whole 'middle finger to the law'
      aka To the mods an.
      FF has been inconsistent like that for as long as I can remember.

      Welcome to the Lewd side.
    2. Arbogast
      Arbogast
      omg, i have 200x-flashbacks just looking at this site xD
      I came here from FF after ur message. thx for ur story, i'll be waiting for a new chapters)
    3. Sagiji
      Sagiji
      Thanks you for reposting your amazing story
      1. Sypho.uad likes this.
    4. Subbia Srinivasan
      Subbia Srinivasan
      I have the saved version of for love of magic from FF. You want a copy ?? It has author notes and All
      1. Sypho.uad and garral414 like this.
    5. Nitewolf
      Nitewolf
      Will you be posting the others here?
      1. Sypho.uad likes this.
    6. Vankish2826
      Vankish2826
      I really like your stories, hope you can post For Love of Magic here soon, I really like that story.
      1. Sypho.uad and kroThermite like this.
      2. TheRealNoodlehammer
        TheRealNoodlehammer
        I've already posted the first 29 chapters
        Sep 4, 2021
        Sypho.uad and Evilhippy like this.
    7. Venyr4434
      Venyr4434
      Hey! Glad to see you here. I hope you transfer your other fics here too. You make great stories man!
      1. Sypho.uad and A TinyTinDragon like this.
    8. steamrick
      steamrick
      Hey man, happy to have you here :)
      Too bad about the ff mods. They really are incredibly inconsistent - just look at the fact that Wordhammer's Spiral Path (and its Tangents in particular) are still up, a decade after completion.
      I love that story (almost as much as yours) but it gets real dark at points, up to and including rape, torture, crippling and gangrape. No way is it in keeping with ff's guidelines.
      1. ninojk likes this.
    9. Mr. Cloak
      Mr. Cloak
      Good to see you here man!
    10. FartMaster_Ultimate
      FartMaster_Ultimate
      this is my fist time browsing forum for posting fanfictions and I'm immensely disappointed. stories and comments just mashed together without any structure. your story "for the love of magic" is already riddled by them. this is the worst reading experience in my life, and this site is very unsuited for anything even slightly more serious than roleplay.
      1/2
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      3. FartMaster_Ultimate
        FartMaster_Ultimate
        its more about issue with with story and comments mixed. you have 1 story comment then 30 other people comments then another story comment. how do you even keep up with story? i asume if you watch thread you will be notified with every single comment, and not just with a new story post.
        to be fair ive never been on site like this. seems a bit cluttered and confusing to me.
        Sep 4, 2021
      4. Megaolix
        Megaolix
        Given you have been here for less than a day, just get used to it first.

        Second, if the story is threadmarked, then just use the arrows after posts to move to the next chapter.

        This is a forum. There will be comments between chapters, that's how writing on a forum goes. If you don't want to use forums, just wait until he report on Ao3 or somewhere else. Or a story-only thread.
        Sep 4, 2021
        Evilhippy and Sliperino like this.
      5. AureusCaduceus
        AureusCaduceus
        Reader mode makes it so you don't see anything but the story posts
        Sep 4, 2021
        Evilhippy and Subbia Srinivasan like this.
    11. Thomas Gebhardt
      Thomas Gebhardt
      On the FF-Profil Page you mention that you were going to post on Ao3. Could you give a link, because frankly this Questionable Questing forum format might be not the best suite for those monster chapters of yours, you know with all those people posting stuff between the actual story posts.
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      3. ChiChi
        ChiChi
        and threadmarks that said as a reader I do like AO3 as well as QQ and I like to think the community there is nice enough
        Sep 4, 2021
      4. TheRealNoodlehammer
        TheRealNoodlehammer
        I haven't gotten around to doing anything with AO3 yet. Reposting all that stuff is tedious as hell.
        Sep 4, 2021
      5. zst74984
        zst74984
        TheRealNoodlehammer I hope that you will not be discouraged and post your stories on Ao3. I have found that site very useful for an avid reader such as myself (tags for stories and bookmarks are very helpful while looking for a particular favorite among hundreds).
        Nov 21, 2021
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    12. Vergil1989 Crossover King
      Vergil1989 Crossover King
      Even if I've never read any of your stuff from FF, the fact you left isn't all that surprising since I've heard of plenty of people getting their stuff deleted for bullshit reasons. I thankfully avoided that, but I still left since I didn't want it to happen either. That aside, welcome to QQ. :D
      1. 1minus2 and Mr. Cloak like this.
    13. yessboss21
      yessboss21
      Oh thank you for the works you created, glad i follow the urge to check out FF again, would have been lost like a five year old on a mall during christmas if your acco7nt just suddenly got terminated.
      1. ChiChi
        ChiChi
        What would a five year old be doing on a mall?
        Sep 3, 2021
        yessboss21 likes this.
      2. yessboss21
        yessboss21
        Shopping and having an outing with the family...then got lost because he saw something interesting...and because his toy was not bought for him.
        Sep 4, 2021
      3. ChiChi
        ChiChi
        you shop from the roof of the mall? *points to the word 'on' in the first post and the first response*
        Sep 4, 2021
    14. mothtoflame
      mothtoflame
      Glad to have you here Noodle! Please consider uploading Metagaming? and your other current works so we follow them as they update live.
      1. Status, Nitewolf and Snake/Eater like this.
    15. Xionne
      Xionne
      Came here from FF just for your stories.
      1. Nitewolf likes this.
    16. Deathchill
      Deathchill
      Just read the notice on FF screw those guys your stories are awsome and if people take issue with it then thats their problem. The arent forced to read the awesomeness you provide. So fck them!
      1. Snake/Eater likes this.
    17. Sefera
      Sefera
      For Love Of Magic is archived on the Wayback Machine, if need be. It does suck to hear that it got removed from ffn, though; you’re one of my all time favorite fanfic authors.

      I’ll be following you here, aswell, for sure :)
    18. CastorShell
      CastorShell
      I'm sorry to hear that the mods over on FF.net suddenly felt the need to take your story down. I have enjoyed all the stories you've posted on ff.net. Hope things work out better for you over here.
      1. Snake/Eater likes this.
    19. garral414
      garral414
      Noodle, please try to still update in FF if possible. Also obligatory fuck FF.net mods.
      1. TheRealNoodlehammer
        TheRealNoodlehammer
        I did say I would.
        Sep 3, 2021
    20. MICHAEL T HOFFMAN
      MICHAEL T HOFFMAN
      Followed you here from FF as well. Good luck, man. Been reading your stuff since the early days of Reaching for a Dream and can't get enough of the stories.
    21. dreaddragonking
      dreaddragonking
      this site is not as easy to use but it is a lot more open about just about everything
      1. Venyr4434 likes this.
    22. DeathMonkeee
      DeathMonkeee
      Welcome, to the World of Tomorrow!
    23. Dan O'von
      Dan O'von
      Welcome to the Den O' Debauchery Noodle, enjoy your stay. Also requisite fuck FF, that's a site dying a slow deserved death.
    24. KneelPoultry1
      KneelPoultry1
      Fist time on this site. I made an account on this site because I want to keep reading your stories in case FF takes your stories down. When you post stories on this site where will they be?
      1. LandWhale172
        LandWhale172
        Information>Find All Threads By TheRealNoodlehammer

        You need to be on his profile.
        Sep 3, 2021
        KneelPoultry1 likes this.
    25. Telron
      Telron
      Just read your author's note on FF.net and followed you here because I love your stories and now i'm annoyed at FF.net for it BS reasoning And glad to see that you are not giving up on writing I look forward to your next chapter
    26. Torcer
      Torcer
      Welcome to QQ.
    27. Kekeli111
      Kekeli111
      Welcome to qq. It is a lot more interactive the ff
      1. Justin9423 likes this.
    28. Atlanrom
      Atlanrom
      I had heard that FF mods were useless but this just takes cake. I remember messaging you when the story just published all those years ago....
      Good times. We are getting old man.
      1. Marethyu likes this.
      2. Orchamus
        Orchamus
        Amen to that, getting old sucks XD, also glad to see ya Noodle, QQ is more far more relaxed and chill than FF, welcome to the lewd^-^
        Sep 2, 2021
        Marethyu and Atlanrom like this.
    29. adamasx
      adamasx
      Welcome Here^^, and like the other is a shame that ff.net mods did what they did. The Mature ranting never made sense to me. For a Lot Of Reasons.
      1. Venyr4434 likes this.
    30. Cody Corley
      Cody Corley
      Hey big fan sorry about ffn but we’re here to support you
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