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  • d.fish
    An update on the only types of people in web stories:

    In male MC stories, there are four; ant, little friend, daoist friend, senior

    In female MC stories, there are three; those I love, those that love me, those I don't love
    d.fish
    Three billion Biigohs river east, three billion Biigohs river west, don't tanuki the lolis!
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    But lolis are for tanuki?
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    Three bullying Biigohs river east, three bullying Biigohs river west, don't give the tanuki any lolis!
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    Noooooh....
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    I'm not sure what to think about that "Envy System". It's the one where when the MC feels extreme envy for something the 'story's protagonist' has, the system gives an upgraded version to the MC. Like if you envy the MC for winning a prize for like a couple thousand dollars, the system gives you a lottery ticket for a couple million, or something like that
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    It's just this kind of system story seems to always tend to have the system disappear around the middle of the story because you can't let the MC keep ramping, right? If you keep ramping and you can't justify 'winning', then you're just making a fool of the MC who is OP, right?
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    Perhaps the system has an upper limit~ :3

    It's not really free... you're only mortgaging your futures.
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    d.fish
    They say Journey to the West was a scheme, to create artificial tribulations, control destiny, and that everyone, from the heavens to the buddhas, were all a part of the strings playing with the monkey.

    If you think about it, in the current MCU, Thanos is like Sun Wukong. He's destined to snap and then fail, and everyone's a part of this scheme.
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    I don't know... the purple yam chin guy doesn't seem super conspiracy like Sun Wukong
    Florian
    Lolibaba system: Gives you lolibabas who take care of everything and I mean everything.

    Any attempt to do something outside of being pampered will result in having to argue that you can take care of it yourself.

    They will also call everything you do cute, little, precocious or some equivalent.
    d.fish
    Biigoh: "Haha, I'm such a genius, I'm better than all those shitty isekais who need a cheat system! Hmph, 'isekai cheats'? Even a dog won't want it!"
    System: "Ding! Your cheat system has arrived!"
    Biigoh: "Uoooh! My dear system, you don't know how long I've waited for your arrival! You're finally here! 😭😭😭"
    d.fish
    You gain a sign in system,

    but the system only gives you billions of monies, no superpowers
    d.fish
    I see a rise of Shiina Mahiru in comprehensive manga stories these days

    I guess the lonely otaku loser neets really like her
    d.fish
    It's like you have people who stand on swords to fly around, so why can't you have someone stand on a hammer to fly around in xianxia? So many fun jokes with hammers.

    ... If so, maybe Thor is a xianxia cultivator.
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    Thor was always a xianxia young master
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    You know there's some Chinese audience who read an article or two or watched a video or whatever about taoist element stuff and then they say that Avatar elements are too western and not eastern or whatever, but it's like, in buddhism, those four elements are the basic elements that make up the world, so technically, it is very western, since buddhism is from the west, but not in the way they think
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    d.fish
    The more I explore this side of the internet, the more I'm meh about it. Like, the nicknames, you know? For Indians, it's Little Three. For Turkish, it's Huskies. For Vietnamese, it's Monkeys. For Lowlands, it's Carriage Drivers...

    I feel like the young people here are not very educated on world history...
    Biigoh
    Biigoh
    Oh wow... That's yeah
    d.fish
    After I isekaied back to the 1970's with Mystra's godhood, I thought I could finally live an immortal life of lazing around doing nothing but eating, sleeping, and enjoying, but then I noticed that there were youkai in Japan, wizards in England, demons in America, jiangshi in China, hobbits in New Zealand, and Nazis on the Moon
    d.fish
    So you know that one anime from a long time ago, the one that goes Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai? So the Chinese translation is "我的朋友很少", but everyone calls it "我的后宫很多"
    d.fish
    Ore wa Biiry Tail!
    By the Power of Grey Skull, I am Bii-Man!
    Biiurn, my cosmos!
    I want to be the Bii of Pirates!
    I'm gonna be the Biikage!
    Coach Bii, I want to play basketball!
    I biilieve in the Light!
    Bii are already dead!
    Thirty Bii east, thirty Bii east, don't Bii the young because they are poor!
    d.fish
    I kind of want to put together a Biigoh who only goes after all the anime moms, like this Biigoh ignores the bishojos and lolis

    But the moment I think about this idea, I realize that this is because I've been brainwashed by all of this recent web stories where they always seem to yearn for the older women

    It's really kind of lame
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    I, the CAO CAO variant Tanuki have mastered the art of pulling large carts~
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    "Ah, the tanuki in its natural habitat. See how it sleeps 27 hours a day, 9 days a week. When it falls asleep, it instinctively rolls itself into a sushi."
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    Biigoh
    Look, it's a hard and honest work... but a tanuki gotta do it
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    It kind of makes me want to see a wuxia show where everyone who fights is either a child, a woman, or an elder, like no regular wuxia characters allowed, you know what I mean, just if everyone in kindergarten and the elderly home have superpowers and they're fighting at a nail salon
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