Fake cultivator: flies on a sword, stores pee power in the dantian, has cultivation levels like a russian nesting doll, keeps trying to advance to a "bigger" world, western magic but with a eastern twist
Real cultivator: move via shrinking distance, uses fengshui to cause enemies' entire nine clans to all choke on their own spit, turn your enemies' ancestors into zombies, become immortal by joining bureaucracy
Real cultivator: move via shrinking distance, uses fengshui to cause enemies' entire nine clans to all choke on their own spit, turn your enemies' ancestors into zombies, become immortal by joining bureaucracy