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  • d.fish
    Recently, really like the genre of "Comprehensive Hong Kong movies", which basically took all the good movies from the golden age era of HK movies and stuffed all of them into a sort of "Super Hong Kong", like with 8 different variations of Jackie Chans, Stephen Chows, etc.

    Got me thinking, if there's like a sort of "90's Shows" version that kind of make a "Super New York City", because that could be cool too
    d.fish
    maybe the reason why people don't live long in Dragon Ball unlike how high-powered people and other franchises or series or universes can live for a very long time is probably because the original Chi and Dragon Ball was based off of martial arts and not like modern immortal cultivation bullshit or whatever
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    maybe or they should have watched their diets
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    Only goku died of a heart attack, and we could say he doesn't eat that much more than the average american, and he eats a lot healthier, less junk food, and exercises way more, like the average american doesn't walk to his work like goku does, well, he flies, but it's pretty much the same thing
    d.fish
    so there's actually regular people with nothing special about them like no money no looks no abilities or whatever who have a harem to themselves in real life but the one limiting term is that everyone in the harem is kinda ugly
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    lol
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    there's that one dude who lives off of four girls, doing nothing himself, no money or looks or skills, just fucking all four of them, though one of the girls, the youngest one, lives in the city on her own and just comes back sometimes, but the rest of them and like a half dozen kids, or something, live in a seaside house, in japan

    requirement: the girls are ugly too
    d.fish
    Fake cultivator: flies on a sword, stores pee power in the dantian, has cultivation levels like a russian nesting doll, keeps trying to advance to a "bigger" world, western magic but with a eastern twist
    Real cultivator: move via shrinking distance, uses fengshui to cause enemies' entire nine clans to all choke on their own spit, turn your enemies' ancestors into zombies, become immortal by joining bureaucracy
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    Paperwork is true power?
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    god positions are limited and invested upon them or something, I guess, "as is the natural order of things"... some fengshui crap or whatever heavenly dao bullshit

    but no one actually does paperwork
    d.fish
    remember 1/2 prince? I remember
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    1/2 Prince sounds vaguely familiar
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    d.fish
    it's that crossdressing female protagonist chinese comic about being trapped in a vrmmo with a not-slime pet named meatbun
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    lord... that brings back memories XD
    d.fish
    You isekai and suffer a tragic tragedy wherein you, from a conglomerate family, lose personal wealth of several hundred billions, leaving you with a paltry personal wealth of a pittance of mere tens of billions, forcing you to live the life of an average person
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    Biigoh
    !!!! Tens of billions of yuan?;?
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    no, you are not noble enough for tens of billions of chinese yuan, you have to settle for tens of billions of us dollars
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    !!!!

    Runs off to the land of YAHOO cowboys and big titty blondes!
    d.fish
    There are palm type attacks in chinese martial arts, but none in american martial arts because chinese parents can still beat their kids
    d.fish
    Or how about a ten thousand times multiplier cheat instead?
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    Borks and gibs a dollar to fishie and gets ten thousand times return
    d.fish
    Sign in system or become a DXD devil who can isekai with unlimited evil pieces that can copy a talent from any contractor onto you
    d.fish
    Remember that one weird manga where an entire AV filming team isekaied to a fantasy world, and then instead of doing literally anything else using their modern knowledge, they went and started making fantasy AV?
    d.fish
    The contrast and other side of the "Brothers of the Same Path" is "Sisters of the Same Root" or "同根之人". You can understand why, right?
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    we're all the same people, yes yes
    d.fish
    Chinese leaders will teach youths that they have to "be a dog first, then you can be a man", that is to say to be a boss, you have to be a wageslave first, but if you think about it, it's just because those old dudes want some young slave girls
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    Isn't it just tricking the youths into the wrong path so they can't fight evenly?
    d.fish
    "Daoist of the Same Path", that is to say "同道人" is a euphemism for penises that have entered the same hole, which is to say, it's a way for the Chinese netori to taunt the green hat wearer, hinting that he fucked his wife, so they are now "同道兄弟" or something like that
    d.fish
    lmao these chinese "national fortune" stories where the MC always cosplays this or that japanese anime character
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    Chinese One Piece stories say "there's a lot of energy in food (such as sea kings) in One Piece, which is why people grow so big/strong, even if they are regular sized losers like Shanks", but this doesn't make any sense, since more energy should just mean they're getting fatter. It should be a genetic reason why people big boned, which means Chinese isekais have to stay tiny losers
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    They're thinking energy is like batteries or something
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    more like they retarded wtf don't they see how obese americans are
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    Lol... Yeah... People can be on larger side yes
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    For some reason during ancient China eras, when they make a guy into a eunuch they make him eat a lot of egg yolks until he can't eat anymore, like before the snip snip

    Why do they do that
    d.fish
    "我要你组我修行" and "我要你主卧修行" sound practically the same, which is why "I want you to help me cultivate" is a lewd innuendo, since it can also be "I want you to cultivate with me in the master bedroom"
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