What a good zam *rub* *rub*
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Zam138
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Did you know? The truth about mouths, you can use your mouth for more than eating snacks, you can even use it to kisses
Zammum
It's really something when the simple words of "修复手术" immediately evokes the meaning of "hymen reconstruction surgery". Like, in the kdramas and cdramas (web dramas too), apparently this is part of the common tactic employed when a poor girlfriend can't get with her rich boyfriend (due to family disagreement), so she does this, gets with some other rich guy, kills him, inherits his shit lmao
I have a special set of zams...
"Cheating happens either zero times or infinite times" is kind of true, if you look at it from a microtransactions in video games perspective, since that first 0.99 spent is there to lower your moral bottom line so that you're more willing to spend more and more money.
Therefore, guys who buy microtransactions are as bad as girls who cheat in a relationship.
老婆没了
zam... SO SMALL!!!
你是个好女人，跟他这么多年，受了这么多委屈，他都不知道你想要什么，太让人心疼了
delicious salomons sushi
What a big Zam!!!
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Oh no, I want to play Pokemon Legends ZA
sha ZAM!
It's been a long zam without you, my zam
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you a zam
We've come a long zam from where we be zam
Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you a zam
When I see you a zam
I spy with my eyes
a zams!
tease your zams daily, so they don't get bored
It took me a while to realize they were talking about love in that thing,
you know, the one
where it's like "At first, mountains look like mountains, and water looks like water, and then mountains don't look like mountains, and water doesn't look like water, but finally, mountains are still mountains, and water is still water"
I mean, I guess
eh, idk
Sometimes, I feel like stories aren't edgy enough, not killy and bloody and ruthless enough. But then there are other times when I read a story that is just a little edgy and I'm like, "Oh my god, you just killed that guy, why did you kill him, what the fuck"
mind is weird
Zams are soft, fragrant, and warm to hug
In this world, you can't trust anyone but your zam
there's no trust in this world, no love
people cheat on each other all the time
people are awful
hehe zammyed
*reaches inside the zam's chest to touch the zam's maiden's heart*
I just think that no one can really have like a thousand true friends, if you think about it, like, if you actually did, then you'd be spending your time at three birthday parties a day, on average, rounded, or so, for the rest of your life
I have a big zam and a small zam, if you leave me with one zam, there will soon be two zams
These regret themed short love stories are so repetitive and boring, like in every single one of them, MC always breaks it off completely to leave the other person in such regret that they never love again for the rest of their lives, like not a single one is where they both grow as people and get back together... it's like a reflection of how childish these writers and their readers are collectively
Where is my Zam???
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