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Cambrian

Cambrian

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  • d.fish
    If you think about it, after an economic downturn, there's always good games released (kotor? after dotcom, skyrim? after big short, cp77/elden/bg3? after covid... etc.), so it's like, maybe the tariffs aren't that bad
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    d.fish
    counter point is bad games are released during the downturns, such as league
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    IHateMarySues
    Darth Lahrry - where'd his story originate?
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    From my playthrough of the Sith Inquisitor Storyline on the MMORPG Star Wars: The Old Republic. Darth Lahrry came about because the Sith Inquisitor is a manipulator/corrupting type and it amused me to make him fat and earnest with a handlebar mustache
    So I'm just going through Maidenless No Longer and at the part where y'all contemplate Miquella and Mohg's actual deal, and I'm just cackling like a maniac.
    d.fish
    The father will never know if the child is really theirs, but the mother will always know who the real father is.
    Cambrian
    I am officially the fourth member of the website to reach 1,000,000 Likes. Feelsgoodman <3
    d.fish
    I feel like the name "Nilfgaardian Empire" was chosen because everyone would read it as "Milf Guard"
    d.fish
    "This thing called 'love' is like your mother beating your ass, unreasonable, illogical, and it doesn't matter if you admit it happened or not, because it is just that inevitable."
    d.fish
    In question of the identity of someone who isekais into an existing character, if you take the coke out of a bottle of coke and put in mountain dew, is it still a bottle of coke or is it a bottle of gamer blood? After all, the soul is one person and the body is someone else, even if there's some coke left over, it tastes like green
    d.fish
    "If you think things can't get worse, remember Star Wars under Disney."

    lmao was it really that bad
    d.fish
    I mean, like, back then, difference in level of existence meant something. You couldn't just have a (wild) god get demoted to demigod and then die and then have some deviantart OC SI 'faerie queen' come suck the anime out of his furry cock, like that whole expansion was stupid

    It was better when it was just Warhammer Fantasy Battle fusee with Dungeons and Dragons :( :( :(
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    d.fish
    the sex was better too, with bigger breasts

    rounder too
    d.fish
    I guess it's a matter of how "divinity" is more defined in that setting and it's a vague concept that keeps getting retconned in WoW. It's like the further back you go, the more things make sense, because the further back you go, the more it's like DnD. For example, around WC3 era, before you had 'Elves and Tentacle People in Space', you couldn't, as a mortal do shit to even demigods
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    And now we're just randomly killing gods, destroying pantheons, or whatever shit. The swing between powerful and weak is so vast, but you're always "just enough".

    God damn, I miss DnD, fuck.
    d.fish
    I feel like WoW just didn't copy DnD enough, you know, like a lot of people talk about how it copied a lot of stuff too much, but if WoW copied DnD more, then you could have drama about gods killing gods, gods being killed, mortals stealing godhood... I'm just saying, you know, back then, DnD had a lot of good stuff... copying only Temple of Elemental Evil just enough good enough
    d.fish
    I read today this following line, "... This may be the charm of Azeroth (Blizzard is just a rubbish company that makes games, what do they know about World of Warcraft?)" when an author was describing a minute detail from the game that allowed him to build an intricate story from
    d.fish
    not enough giant robots fucking each other porn, you know what I mean, armored core or gundam robots, not lewd robots with tits the size of the las vegas sphere
    d.fish
    I saw a picture of two goth waitresses at a place with a neon sign that read "Spookers", which reminded me of how Hooters went out of business already recently, and that got me thinking if this picture was AI generated or if there's actually a restaurant called Spookers
    d.fish
    My opinion is that open world rpgs like cyberpunk 2077 ought to focus more on after-campaign or post-story gameplay more rather than so much on the story (especially in the first of three arcs) while leaving the player empty afterwards like a wrung dry ball sack
    d.fish
    But why did they make her look like Lord Farquaad?
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    Wintercat
    I doubt even Cambrian could make that mess look good. I am not doubting Cambrian, I am just saying, there are challenges, and there are train-wrecks. I imagine Cambrian can make sexy shenanigans in almost any setting... but that one? I think its a pass.

    Thanks for your amusing stories Cambrian, always looking forward to more.
    step2far
    How do you have such crazy high writing output, I have been following you since like a decade and it has always been impressive.
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