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  • d.fish
    Danzo is Pot-kage, cuz he gets all the blame, and Half-kage, cuz he wasn't a full kage
    Kurotsuchi is Leg-kage, cuz her legs are long and pretty
    Sarutobi is Strongest-kage, who in school propaganda is strongest hokage
    Rasa is Mine-kage, cuz sand people are so poor he has to go dig for gold in the desert
    d.fish
    Considering how Super Goku almost died from a heart attack and can only lift like a couple hundred tons at best, we can see that everyone in the Dragon Ball world are actually glass cannons who disguise themselves as melee fighters, while they're most destructive when they are destroying galaxies with beamus
    d.fish
    lmao this MC achieved Saitama, isekaied over to Otsutsuki Legend, and then wrote out the story plot of Naruto in narrative form, except with MC as meme Raikage, you know, NTRing and impregnating every kunoichi in existence, and then printed a million copies of the book out around the world during the chuunin exams
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    d.fish
    That part of the story is fine, but before that when the MC was in MCU, it was awful, like the MC somehow was blindsided by literally every single MCU event, like someone grabbed the Aether, Thor joined his enemies when he was banished to earth, he didn't even notice Thanos, etc. etc.
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    Clearly, he was expecting the Spiderman and Friends universe~
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    d.fish
    Well, only after he mistook Gwenspider for his raped Gwen, and left other people on the look out for other spiders
    d.fish
    Rogue probably has the worst of all Chinese translations for her name, 小淘气, which translates to "Little Naughty". They did change the translation recently to 罗刹女, but "Rakshasa Woman" isn't really much better to be honest.
    d.fish
    What's funny is, you know how arrogant characters would refer to themselves as "本大爷", "本大人", or something like that, and 本 is pronounced "ben", so when Peter Parker talks about his uncle, it's "本叔叔"
    d.fish
    After isekaing to the Naruto Otsutsuki Legend world, you became a low-level, background Uchiha character. So you turned your college exams into an illusion and used it on yourself, causing you to awaken the mangekyo sharingan. But because the eyes in Naruto Otsutsuki Legend respond to desires, you gained two powers that only help you study even harder
    d.fish
    It's like, why does all the League of Legends doujins always make Jinx into a futa, and it's like, you know, not a small futa either, it's always a futa the size of a grown man's thigh or something, you know, like that's fucked up, why
    d.fish
    People are like, Mitarashi Anko is like a female Naruto in how her character is, so it's reasonable to suggest that by the time Boruto starts, Naruto should also be in the shape of a ball
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    Fat old man Naruto?!?
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    d.fish
    well, not old, just... middle aged
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    Biigoh
    Lol
    Sorry to bug you, but a week ago you were helping tie my new proton.me e-mail to my old account (with hotmail.com). Now neither e-mail seems to be connected. I tried using the "Contact Us" button at the bottom to fix this but got no response (thus this account)
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    Enigmatic
    Probably not a good idea to post your emails where everyone can see em
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    d.fish
    As we know, humans are a type of pokemon in the pokemon world setting, and mega evolution is caused by the bond between a pokemon and its trainer, so theoretically, it should be possible for a pokemon to mega evolve another pokemon
    d.fish
    Okay, okay, I can push the start date as far back as 1776... no, let's say 1620, but if that's the case, I'd best not just be a 50th level sorcerer, I want to also be a 50th level wizard. Just to be safe, you know.
    d.fish
    Okay, maybe not the ancient past then.

    How about lemme be a 50th level sorcerer epic time dragon with halfdragon (prismatic)*2+(force)*2 in the 1850's?

    Well, I can take i all the way up to the 1960's but that's my final offer!
    d.fish
    In terms of fucking with canon characters, I suggest 无限恐怖：开局复制罗莉气晕郑咤, here, many things happened. One of the most insignificant ones is where the MC convinced Peter Parker that Mary Jane is actually his half sibling, and that the MC is their dad, and then returned later to convince Harry, who is dating her at the time, that actually MC is also his father, and that Peter has thousands of half siblings in NY.
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    Lawd! Just... that's inspired conning...
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    It's like I'm just enjoying life and singing to terry's making my way down town~ and then suddenly the doujin has a [farting] target that just pops out of nowhere to ruin the day
    d.fish
    This one is pretty funny, especially later on once the author got a feel for how to make good silly moments/funny moments in narrative--开局投资百万天骄，我靠返利成大帝！--and at least it made me laugh a couple of times. Like at the start it seemed a bit more formulaic in the "I'm parodying classic xianxia/xuanhuan story tropes" bit, but after the author got over that, it got good
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    adds it to the list of tabs!
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    nvm, after a while it just turns into "I'm bringing modern tech ideas into the cultivation world", and that's kind of dull after a while because it's always the same routine of "new idea" -> "implementation" -> "local resistance" -> "good user experience conquers users" -> "MC's side grows stronger" -> "more stakeholders of the old world team up against MC" -> "new idea"
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    Lmao this is like if Biigoh went to grab a Sakura just before she got wormraped the first time and she decided since Tohsaka abandoned her and Matou is icky, she'll be called "Bii Sakura" from now on since her savior oniichan is called "Bii Goh"
    d.fish
    The Holy Grail War is just a small brawl over a couple of days between a dozen people, why is it called a 'war'?
    d.fish
    I kind of get wood release, after all Kaguyahime was born in bamboo, but where does sharingan fit in all this from the legend?
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    Biigoh
    magic contact lenses, to go with magic tattoos, and magic tail butt plugs!
    d.fish
    "So, lesser creatures, I am not the 'Biigoh' you think you know, because you don't know, after all, longing is the farthest emotion from understanding. When you ants grovel and worship, know that I am called... Otsutsuki Biishiki!"
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    The Bii is here to chew some fat and fish some chakras! And Bii is all out of fat to chew~
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    Sometimes, I just want to isekai as a 40th level sorceror DND time dragon into the distant past of regular mundane earth
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