Zam138

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  d.fish

• Oct 30, 2024

Judge: did you intentionally not clean the intestines?
Contestant: I think it's necessary to retain some of the original flavor of the shit in the pig intestines, so I intentionally left some flavor
Judge: ... I ain't gonna eat that
Contestant: you just activated my trap card, if you don't eat it then you can't eliminate me, if you eat it then you fell deeper into my trap

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  d.fish

• Oct 30, 2024

Suddenly, thirty zams appear!

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  d.fish

• Oct 30, 2024

"She's on a crusade and she just captured Jerusalem" is a pretty great line

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  d.fish

• Oct 29, 2024

Zam proposes, procrastination disposes

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  d.fish

• Oct 28, 2024

zams for the zam god, lazy for the lazy throne

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2024

it's weird that some osmanthus rice wine are 0.5VOL and some are 6.0VOL like, I guess that's rice wine for you...

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2024

that shit is like 0.5% VOL and I'm getting drunk from just two cups

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2024

We were talking about inches and cms today and she was like "so you mean 14 inches? The last time I saw 14 inches was Hermione's wand" hehe

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2024

hehe delicious oszamthus rice wine

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  d.fish

• Oct 25, 2024

Biggus Zamus

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  d.fish

• Oct 24, 2024

whee

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  d.fish

• Oct 24, 2024

"Although I don't like men, since he looks so good, I'll just treat him as a woman and everything will be good."

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2024

I mean, it's like, it's so arbitrary, James Potter almost killed Severus multiple times with his pranks, Sirius's prank is associated to James by association, so why is it that James, not even directly but indirectly, saves him from that werewolf dude, Severus owes him a life debt, what?

Also how come no one else has heard of this shit other than that one guy?

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2024

and so life debts in Harry Potter are utter bullshit red herring forgotten garbage trash

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2024

Hehe cute little zam zam poke poke poke

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  d.fish

• Oct 21, 2024

For some reason, they keep telling me brown sugar water with ginger slices works on cramps, but it feels like I'm listening to medieval superstitions

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  d.fish

• Oct 21, 2024

隐映罗衫薄，轻盈玉腕圆。
相逢不肯语，微笑画屏前。

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  d.fish

• Oct 16, 2024

hate how some of these zams, after like 1250 chapters or whatever, still aren't kissing or even holding hands, it's like come on

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  d.fish

• Oct 15, 2024

pay2win, pay2zam

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  d.fish

• Oct 14, 2024

hammy

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  d.fish

• Oct 14, 2024

What is a Zam? A miserable pile of angst! But enough procrastination, HAVE AT YOU!

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  d.fish

• Oct 13, 2024

A different Zam: "Why is everyone I meet so hot? Also flirting with me?"

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  d.fish

• Oct 13, 2024

*bother*

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  d.fish

• Oct 11, 2024

What is a man? A miserable little pile of NTR victimhood. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

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  d.fish

• Oct 11, 2024

A zam is never early or late, a zam is always sleeping in.

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  d.fish

• Oct 9, 2024

Zams only like three types of "Zams", and they are "I have Zams", "My Zams are Your Zams", "Use All The Zams You Want"

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  d.fish

• Oct 8, 2024

Men only like three types of 「花」(flowers), and they are 「有錢花」、「隨便花」、「盡量花」, so girls gotta stay informed!

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  d.fish

• Oct 8, 2024

Why do some settings have like lamia/medusa/snakepeople living beside giant snakes like they are kin and/or mounts? Isn't that like a human riding an ape while hugging a gibbon and kissing a monkey...

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  d.fish

• Oct 7, 2024

a zam becomes the new ceo of ubisoft
turns every text to comic sans
giggles to self
no one understands because the joke is too old
resign as ceo of ubisoft with a golden parachute, having brought more value to the shareholders than the previous ceo

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  d.fish

• Oct 7, 2024

"Aren't you just richer than me, hotter than me, higher status than me, more accomplished than me, taller than me, have more friends than me? Ignoring reality for a moment, you're not any better compared to me!"