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Biigoh

Biigoh

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  • d.fish
    Sage of Six Paths never made any sense to me, like did you really think understanding each other would bring peace? What an elitist thought!

    Imagine being able to hear people's thoughts;
    "I think your wife is hot, I wanna fuck her while you're away today!"
    "Your mother was very moist late night, maybe you heard something?"
    d.fish
    And in the comic, if you ate the dragon (tyrannosaurus rex)'s testicle, you can gain immortality and super strength
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    That's some... erm... that's some potent stuff there
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    So what's weird is in Fengyun, that Hong Kong martial arts comic with a lot of crazy shit and women cheating on their lovers and rape, there's four mythical beasts--turtle, phoenix, qilin, and dragon. First two died, people who ate them gained immortality. Qilin can self-rez, but can't immortalize, so no one cares.

    But why the fuck is the dragon a fucking TREX?
    d.fish
    I have a Biigoh System that can add points to everything like an RPG, but I am a hardworking type genius, after all, so crushing my enemies is all owed to my perseverance, the cheat is just a cherry on top...

    "I owe all my accomplishments to my hard work, Biigoh raise stats!"
    "Through my sharp intellect, top talents, decade of toil, Biigoh raise stats!"
    "Why do you have to force me? Biigoh raise stats!"
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    Bork! Thank you for your hardwork... have some more stats, Fishie~
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    Since Guo Jing's ancestor is Guo Sheng, then this means Jin Yong's wuxia novels are actually all fanfiction of Water Margin
    d.fish
    All the web stories with Tianlong Babu involved seem to especially kill Ye Erniang (because she steals and kills infants) and Yun Zhonghe (because he rapes and then murders and then rapes again young virgins), but none of these stories ever do something like "shave a baby monkey, fill it with explosive poison, leave it for Ye Erniang" or "dress up a diseased leper whore as a virgin for Yun Zhonghe"
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    They always say how these people deserve to die, but they never really make them die in the ways they deserve, especially since both of their victim counts are in the thousands (of infants and hot virgins)
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    No ironic deaths... just simple basic deaths?
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    Because of how they're so antiJapan here these days (decades), so there's this derogatory nickname for Goku like 狗空 instead of 悟空
    d.fish
    why does phone keep reseting autobrightness
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    It ish JUDGING you, fish fish! Nao you must become a pure good girl~

    But most likely it's the ambient lighting detection.
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    d.fish
    but I turned it off! more than once
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    Then it really judging you!
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    Dude has a gamer-like system where he gets points based on the strength of things he kills, and the points can be used to improve skill master, status effects, racial skills, etc. But for some reason, after he gets necromancy, he doesn't just summon twenty skeletons and send them into the ocean... he just keeps fighting tough enemies one at a time like a stupid D&D player
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    But does his nekomancy last long enough? ie is there a time limit?
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    d.fish
    The original spell says it has a constant drain, but there's soul core that can substitute this, allowing the MC to have free zombies (with like 90% of their abilities in life)
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    Perhaps this is a case of Dood not wanting to have a drain on his blue bar and thus cutting into his personal fightos!
    d.fish
    After Biigoh isekaied to the Prince of Tennis world with Kryptonian Physique, Eight Gates Technique, and Speed of Sound Sonic Speed, he worked very hard and was able to get third place in the nationals under the singles category.
    d.fish
    Why is it that in western martial arts, there's no fingering techniques? Like, you don't even see it in shit like Avatar the Last Airbender, not actually fingering people, you know what I mean?

    Like, Shaolin Flower-Picking Finger, Dali Yiyang Finger, Sanhe Finger, Taohuadao Snapping Finger, Six Meridians Divine Sword, Lingxi Finger, etc.... why doesn't Americans like to finger people?
    d.fish
    When introducing someone new to anime, you should suggest they watch Clannad as a show, or Grave of the Fireflies as a movie first, this way, they know what anime is really about
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    Lol....blade of the immortal. My mom watched the live version on Netflix and thought it was a nice fantasy samurai show
    d.fish
    and like, all of the web shorts actors/actresses all have five rounds of plastic surgery + three layers of make up
    d.fish
    Remember when, like, 8 or 9 years ago, people were like, you know, this season of America Earth is too insane, the producers are in their final season, they're pulling out all the stops, they've run out of ideas, it's too crazy, nothing's going to top this... anyway,
    d.fish
    why do so many Korean and Hong Kong works have NTR, like, everywhere, and China has so much NTR in real life
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    Because NTR ntr'ed good taste
    d.fish
    They say "The Four Nine City" is like saying "the ancient capitol", because the 四 refers to the four great outer gates, and the 九 to the inner nine gates of the imperial capitol, so rather than call it any other name, the colloquial term is 四九城
    d.fish
    The "tomb raiding" genre over here is really interesting, like, the characters (girls) are really interesting (boobies), like better than the indianas, lara crofts, and mummies
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    Mainly 老九门, 鬼吹灯, 盗墓笔记, etc...
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    Biigoh
    Lol
    d.fish
    It's strange that they write law of the jungle type things like "if you can't solve your problems with violence, then it's just that you aren't using enough force" or some form of 'you're not strong enough', but it's like, when aliens or demons or monsters or even the terrifying white people invade, they're like "never give up no matter how powerful the enemy are, even if we all die" or whatever
    d.fish
    They seem to imply the most attractive are the young wives with qualities of a young girl, or the young girls with qualities of a young wife
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