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  1. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Twist: that 4 year old knows exactly how strong she is after a tragic beheading incident with her favorite stuffed animal. She's just messing with her brother when he pokes her with a stick.
  2. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    You know how some authors will insert a character from a different setting, just to stir shit up? Not just for RWBY, but for any fiction with a decent fanfic scene. I had the random idea of wanting to see Sung Jin-Woo from Solo Leveling in RWBY. But it's the endgame version who has killed the...
  3. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I was just in JBukharin's thread, and a recent chapter gave me an idea. Jaques Schnee has a sudden and tragic end ("what do you mean he died of auto-erotic aphysiaxaition?"), and Willow Schnee decides to find some fresh air in her "grief". She decides to go to the one country Jaques would never...
  4. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    my first thought is "I wonder if his uncle's stage name is Barry White." And then I realized how appropriate that name is for Remnants naming conventions. The fuck? Gundam Wing's trauma princess? Like, damn does that girl need a hug or five. Or a night with her boy toy and several boxes of...
  5. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: "okay. First, you start with a bunny girl. Oh look, we have a Volunteer." *Velvet steps in front of Cardin* Cardin: "okay, step one, check. What's step two?" Jaune starts walking away. Jaune: "there is no step two, she's got it from here." Velvet: "I hope you like your pelvis broken"
  6. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Insert obligatory wisecrack about how Blake is the only cat faunus to hate dislike dogs, all the others are at neutral-feelings at worst.
  7. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Complete with "Duty of Remnant" scenes where she threatens little children with sending Grimm to their house. Oh sure, she actually does, but it's a single regular bird size Nevermore to tap on the brat's window to freak them out. It's like Doxxing, but with Grimm. Edit: if you wanted to...
  8. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    The power of a girl with daddy issues, being told by said daddy to NOT date a boy. You literally can't find a stronger motivation than that, and I'm including date-rape drugs, flood-causing levels of "thirst", and "they're my SOUL-MATEtm" bullshit. The scales are weighted so heavily in...
  9. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Thor: " UNLIMITED PANCAKE POWER!!!"
  10. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Man, that's the best usage of an edge lord's aura I've seen yet.
  11. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    The power of Aura leads to a path some would call "obscene". Others would call it... "a good time". Anyways, I'm sure someone will be interested in learning from these statues and making a modern compilation.
  12. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Arcs: "We are the Arcs. Remove your traumas and surrender your beds. We will add your lonely souls and hearts to our family. You will become one of us, by marriage, adoption, or breeding. Resistance will be met with head pats and cuddles." (I tried to keep the general cadence of the Borg, so...
  13. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Mmmm, that's some good fluff. The emotional angst just adds some tasty contrast, like salt on chocolate.
  14. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Pffft. Oh lord, my mind immediately added on "a dildo bat" to your line. Like, a Saints Row giant floppy dildo casing over a baseball bat. I how havent I thought about that weapon before for this story idea? I wonder if Jaune would become a foul-mouth gang lord with an affinity for purple and...
  15. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I think Jaune should respond with an old meme from my high school days. Jaune: "I've got plenty of spirit, in my pants!" Yeah, that's all there is to it. Take a line, preferably from a dramatic moment in fiction, tack on "in my pants". Or, in the case of one of my friends, if they had no...
  16. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I would think you'd need to have at least one joke of a personality for Jaune. Someone completely non-combat related. Which is a bit hard considering we're talking about personality change caused by holding weapons. However, since I didnt actually state an idea for Glynda's riding crop, what...
  17. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I shudder to think what Jaune would be like if he got his hands on Glynda's riding crop. But Nora's Magnild might be fun, possibly very Thor-ish. ...actually, why is Jaune not being affected by Crocea Mors? Or is the twist that he actually is and no one has realised it yet?
  18. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Anyone who's actually met Ruby would know she's far more likely to make babies in the form of weapons than babies in the biological sense. Give Ruby a few years, and she'll seduce either Penny, or pull a Summer and go for Jaune.
  19. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Fixed That For You.
  20. Ovid

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Theres an old PS2/steam game called Phantom Brave. It's made by the same guys who made Disgaea, with some differences. But it mostly focuses on a ten year old girl who can recruit souls/ghosts and she can the physically manifest them for short time periods around herself. They do so by...
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