Hexed999
I trust you know where the happy button is?
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They stole the shield generators? That's... Carmen Sandeigo levels of bullshit.
"Agent 12, a henchman working for P.A.N.T.H.E.O.N. has stolen the salt out of the world's oceans!"
You know that might actually happen now right? They probably can make the tech to do it.
In theory it'd be as simple as Amelia developing a species of Yggdrasil that filters out salt from the water and then shunting the salt elsewhere. In practice the energy requirements would be a bitch (obtainable because it's fucking Pantheon, but still a bitch), they'd need several different species of Yggdrasil for different parts of the ocean (Amelia's power chews through this, but it's as tedious as hell) and they'd calculating the ocean currents to get all the salt (it would take a while but a simple matter of developing the right program and using it, and they've got more then enough tinkers). Of course the earth's climate and ecosystem would go to shit but since they're such bullshit they could deal with that too.
In summary the only reason the worlds oceans still have their salt is because stealing it would be too much work.