because i CAN.

[littlebugs]

Spoiler: authors note

so I finally figured I'd stop being a dirty lurker and I wanted to write this story because I couldn't get this story out of my head so word of warning unless somebody offers to beta or something I'm really bad about puntion and stuff but I'm using a spell checker but it could miss something also I may butcher Characters sorry

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welp, this is not how I expected this day to go I should probably start with an intro my name or my old name I suppose is Matthew Aaron west weird name I know any way I am a transhumanist I belive in self-improvement wether that be through tech or just good old fashioned hard work the day I was dimensionally translocated I was a 7'2 bemoth of a man with an iq of 186 but now i coundnt be any farther from the truth I have a differnt name now and a vastly different body my new name is zion or scion considering who you ask thankfully my mind is mostly unchanged well other than how fast I think and most likely my emotions aswell how I look well i'am now 10792000000000000000 miles long bigger than size of the fucking GALAXY i'am also a fucking transdimensional thing spacewhalee entity i'am a fucking entity in fucking WORM something immediately stops and I realize I was panicking huh neat also alarming anyway yes I am zion oh and I forgot to mention every cell in my body is a shard there also the size of the moon I can see? more than on reality at the same time I'm currently sitting in a universe whose laws of physics never allowed it to form well anything other than energy which I guess is what I eat welp I am the closet this and a couple of other universes have to a god might as well enjoy myself first thing first I look for earth bet it the closet verse to me and I start making a body quickly check the date 2011 huh year before Taytay triggers speaking of which I lock down queen admin and get back to making my body since its a year before canon I make my body 15 make it 6'6 might be a little tall but whatever I like being tall and for my plan, I need to make it handsome so it gets a square jaw messy hair and of course I make it buff not that it matters considering it could crack the planet in half even if I make it a gangly fucker and when I finish the result is this

Spoiler: new body

first pic

in my old life, I was bi so I can say without a doubt I would fuck me anyway now to the bits my new cock because why not is 9 inches if it proves to be a problem I'll shrink it but I know this is humanly possible next the powers it was then I would facepalm if I could​

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LOCATION: somewhere over the Atlantic

the golden man stops and facepalms so hard he causes a sonic boom and then flew off to get that kitten out of the tree in Taiwan

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i am an idiot I give my new body ALL the powers it might as well be omnipotent it also has access to all shards currently active as well and now the fun I pause briefly to consider why I'm doing this and come to the conclusion easily its the only reason a creature of my power does well anything
BECAUSE
I
CAN.

 

[Aleh]

... this really, really needs to be proofread.

 

[Milkers99]

What the fuck. Does punctuation not exist where you come from? My brain completely stoped transmitting information after the first 10 words.

 

[Gladiusone]

Capital letters.

Periods at the end of sentences.

Paragraphing.

Use them.

i'am really bad about puntion and stuff but i'am using a spell checker but it could miss some thing also i may butcher charters sorry

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Considering you have five spelling errors in the section you tell us you're using a spell checker ... I'd suggest actually paying attention to said spell checker. It helps.

 

[Akuma-Heika]

Pic links are broken.

Spoiler: authors note

so I finally figured I'd stop being a dirty lurker and I wanted to write this story because I couldn't get this story out of my head so word of warning unless somebody offers to beta or something I'm really bad about punctuation and stuff but i'am using a spell checker but it could miss some thing also I may butcher charters sorry

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Welp, this is not how I expected this day to go. I should probably start with an intro. My name, or my old name I suppose, is Matthew Aaron West. Weird name I know. Anyway, I'm a transhumanist. I believe in self improvement, whether that be through tech or just good old fashioned hard work. The day I was dimensionally transplanted, I was a 7'2 behemoth of a man with an IQ of 186 but now now I couldn't be any farther from the truth I have a different name now and a vastly different body my new name is Zion or Scion considering who you ask thankfully my mind is mostly unchanged well other than how fast I think and most likely my emotions as well how I look well i'am now 10792000000000000000 miles long bigger then size of the fucking GALAXY I'm also a fucking transdimensional thing spacewhale entity. I'm a fucking entity in fucking WORM something immediately stops, and I realize I was panicking huh neat also alarming anyway yes i'am Zion oh and I forgot to mention every cell in my body is a shard there also the size of the moon I can also see? more than on reality at the same time i'am currently sitting in a universe who's laws of physics never allowed it to form well anything other than energy which I guess is what I eat welp i'am the closet this and a couple other universes have to a god might as well enjoy myself first thing first I look for earth bet it the closet verse to me and I start making a body quickly check the date 2011 huh year before TayTay triggers speaking of which I lock down queen admin and get back to making my body since its a year before canon I make my body 15 make it 6'6 might be a little tall but whatever I like being tall and for my plan I need to make it handsome so it gets a square jaw messy hair and of course I make it buff not that it matters considering it could crack the planet in half even if I make it a gangly fucker and when I finish the end result is this

Spoiler: new body

Iin my old life I was bIIso I can say without a doubt I would fuck me anyway now to the bits my new cock because why not is 9 inches if it proves to be a problem i'll shrink it but I know this is humanly possible next the powers it was then I would facepalm if I could.​

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LOCATION: somewhere over the Atlantic

the golden man stops and facepalms so hard he causes a sonic boom and then flew off to get that kitten out of the tree in Taiwan

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I am an idiot I give my new body ALL the powers it might as well be omnipotent it also has access to all shards currently active as well and now now the fun I pause briefly to consider why I'm doing this and come to the conclusion easily its the only reason a creature of my power does well anything
BECAUSE
I
CAN.

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Some corrections to punctuation, grammar, and syntax...positive I missed stuff. Will give it another look through later, but this is it for now. Stopped marking it due to time constraints (the bold and underline are areas I corrected, but not all of my corrections are so marked).

 

[littlebugs]

Pic links are broken.


Some corrections to punctuation, grammar, and syntax...positive I missed stuff. Will give it another look through later, but this is it for now. Stopped marking it due to time constraints (the bold and underline are areas I corrected, but not all of my corrections are so marked).

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thank you apearntly the spell check i used was awful and i'll try and fix the pic

 

[littlebugs]

What the fuck. Does punctuation not exist where you come from? My brain completely stoped transmitting information after the first 10 words.

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english isn't my native language i've only known how to read it for two or so years

 

[Akuma-Heika]

thank you apearntly the spell check i used was awful and i'll try and fix the pic

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The biggest thing I stopped looking for was puncuation, but the grammar and syntax should be much better. Sorry I left it only half fixed.

 

[G4R5vb5r3H]

My first though upon reading this was 'this person's making fun of My Immortal,' which is a laudable goal all of should attempt to reach at least once in our lives.

 

[littlebugs]

alright just downloaded Grammarly and put it through that so hopefully its better

 

[littlebugs]

My first though upon reading this was 'this person's making fun of My Immortal,' which is a laudable goal all of should attempt to reach at least once in our lives.

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I must admit some part of it is making a bit of fun the other part is I'm bad at English also Grammarly is awesome

 

[littlebugs]

Pic links are broken.


Some corrections to punctuation, grammar, and syntax...positive I missed stuff. Will give it another look through later, but this is it for now. Stopped marking it due to time constraints (the bold and underline are areas I corrected, but not all of my corrections are so marked).

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thank you again appreciate it looked it through it Grammarly and with your suggestions and good God my spelling is horrific

 

[littlebugs]

i figured out the link the pics not originally what I wanted but whatever

 

[G4R5vb5r3H]

alright I cant figure to how to fix pic

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Just upload to imgur as a hidden image and link to it. That's what I've been doing.

I'd also recommend editing your posts rather than making new ones. There's a button for it at the bottom of each reply.

I'm fairly sure the mods frown upon doubleposting, and 4 posts in less than 15 minutes with no other replies between them might end up problematic.

 

[littlebugs]

ah I should have probably said this at the beginning but this is a badfic attempt also I broke my leg and haven't been in the mood to update

 

[Qwertykus]

ah I should have probably said this at the beginning but this is a badfic attempt also I broke my leg and haven't been in the mood to update

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Damn, that sucks. Here goes my hope for some sort of hotmess shitshow...