Bride of OverMaster's Crummy Corner of Fanfiction

[OverMaster]

Orwellian.

There was a ring at the front door.

A weary looking Nodoka opened it.

Negi stood there, smiling. "Hello. Sorry to intrude, but we heard some commotion, so I thought it'd be wise to --"

Yue was ranting as she stomped back and forth behind Nodoka, foaming off the mouth, sounding very un-Yuelike.

"Those Philistines illiterate trash scum of the world wouldn't be worthy licking his shoes stupid blind greedy pieces of vile--!"

"She just watched the trailer of that Animal Farm animated movie," Nodoka said very patiently.

"Ohhhhh," Negi said.

 

[chiufan95]

"She just watched the trailer of that Animal Farm animated movie," Nodoka said very patiently.

Click to shrink...

I guess you found out about the Animal Farm Adaptation with Seth Rogan.

 

[OverMaster]

Johnny Cage's Usual Morning.

Johnny Cage woke up at midday, in his old dilapidated mansion at La Jolla, with a hangover and a black eye.

He went to the kitchen and absently put the bread in the toaster.

The bread jumped out well done. Dan Forden popped up at a corner of the kitchen shouting "Toastyyyyy!" in falsetto.

Without looking at him, Johnny punched his head off and sat down to eat.

 

[OverMaster]

Ryu Finale.

Sitting alone in a distant cave in the mountains, old but still muscular, the elderly man smiled sadly to himself.

"I've wasted my life," the strongest Street Fighter in the world, the Master of the Fist, realized almost fondly, before closing his eyes.

 

[OverMaster]

We Never Cared About Anything But Your Money.

He despised the man but given recent circumstances Aijo Rentarou felt he had no option but heading to the old temple.

"It's been months without meeting new girlfriends, what's wrong?" he demanded. "Nozawa Sensei is on a break? Did she quit? What am I supposed to be doing!?"

The God of Love appeared before him. "Pay."

"Huh!?"

"You need paying before getting new girlfriends, you fool!" the old entity scoffed.

"What were my sins!?"

"It's not about sins."

"Then why...??!"

"DLCs."

"Say what!!!!"

"Get on with the times, that's how everything is set in the industry now!" The coot stroke his long white beard. "You got the free plan but it only goes so far. To experience the full program you need paying for each new girl!"

Rentarou fell silent. "...!"

"Put it on Hahari's tab."

The rest of the story will be available to you once you pay through my Patreon. Should I ever set one.

 

[OverMaster]

The King of Fighters.

"Dad!" Yuri ran into the room. "Ryo just called! He says he's bringing King to announce their engagement!"

"Oh at last!" Takuma beamed. "Finally the Kyokogenryu will get a heir!"

Yuri pouted. "You'd have gotten one long ago if you let me marry Robert..."

"NO!"

Yuri, Takuma, Robert and Marco Rodriguez say at the dojo waiting for Ryo. Dan Hibiki was also there for some reason mooching.

Ryo arrived. "Hello, everyone!" he said happily. "Meet my beloved!"

"Roar," said the tall shirtless man with the photo -realistic jaguar mask on, standing next to Ryo.

"..." Marco said.

Dan began laughing his head off.

Takuma screamed and jumped out a window.

Yuri blinked. "Ohhhhh, Tekken crossover!" she said eventually. "Ha ha ha ha ha..."

Robert shrugged. "Then I guess we need to just marry so the dojo gets a..."

"Nooooo!" Takuma growled from the front lawn.