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Bride of OverMaster's Crummy Corner of Fanfiction

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Looney Tunes
A 21th Century Froggy Evening.

The frog began singing and dancing around.

"Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my heart's on fire

If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone, oh, baby
Telephone and tell me I'm your own!"

The boy who had just found him looked at him stupidly, then walked away, looking at his phone.

"Bah, AI slop," he said.

Michigan J. Frog stood there dumbfounded.

"This is a godless era!" he protested.
 
He-Man And The Masters of the Universe New
Trap-Jaw's Feelings.

He-Man kept on walloping Trap-Jaw across the room while lecturing him.

"Don't you get tired of being Skeletor's pawn, Trap-Jaw?" the hero said. "Since I was a child, I meant, since Prince Adam was a child, you've been serving Old Skullhead faithfully! And all for what? You don't mean anything to him!"

"What!? No! I'm a... I'm a valued soldier, fool!"

"Wrong!! He's always calling you fools, dolts and imbeciles! Skeletor will never care about anyone but himself!"

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

----

He sat dejectedly nursing his bruises while Beast-Man looked on sympathetically.

"Ah yeah, it always hurts when he says that. Do you want the rest of the day off? I'll tell Evi-Lynn to let me do your--"

"Nah nah, I'm fine. Burning some villages will make me feel good!"

---

He stood at the middle of the burning village.

Slowly, he smiled to himself, as best as he could while having a beartrap for a jaw.

---

He returned home, sat on his bed, and slowly lost the smile.

"You don't mean anything to him!"

He began to weep quietly to himself.

----

He-Man smiles at the audience.

"The moral of today's episode, kids, it's that even evil people have feelings! And loved ones! Everyone could get their feelings hurt by things you say without thinking of them!"

"Then again, when they burn innocent villages they've got that coming, so screw them!"

"Til next time!"

He-Man leaps onto his motorbike zooming away.
 
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