evildice
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That mask is amazing. I want oneNYC is now in Stage 1 of re-opening.
Don't fuck this up guys.
There's even a PDF link on that page about protesting safely. The PDF appears to be dated yesterday (June 8th).
... but I want to share with you this guy's mask:
This Is An Actual Government Document said:4.Take care during sex.
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•Make it a little kinky. Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.
Check this out:
New York Sex Manual said:o Have sex only with consenting partners.
o To learn more about consent, visit on.nyc.gov/consent.
You're leaving out the item before that bit:
So, yeah, the government is now giving women advice on how to wash their dildos.Seriously. said:You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after sex.
I know! This is comedy gold all throughout. I am saving this, printing it out, and using it to decorate my Christmas tree if I ever put one up again. This is just the best.You're leaving out the item before that bit:
So, yeah, the government is now giving women advice on how to wash their dildos.
Ah, more attempts at controlling culture and society of NYC. Because of course the mayor can't keep his grubby fingers out of peoples' bedrooms. Hey, since protests magically don't cause corona infections anymore, can we start an orgy on the time square to protest the Minneapolis case?On Monday, the New York City Department of Health issued their guidance on safe sex during COVID. It's... interesting.
... for fuck's sake.Ah, more attempts at controlling culture and society of NYC. Because of course the mayor can't keep his grubby fingers out of peoples' bedrooms.
This is why we can't have nice things. Week threadban.Ah, more attempts at controlling culture and society of NYC. Because of course the mayor can't keep his grubby fingers out of peoples' bedrooms. Hey, since protests magically don't cause corona infections anymore, can we start an orgy on the time square to protest the Minneapolis case?
"Women".So, yeah, the government is now giving women advice on how to wash their dildos.
Lesson from the quarantine: if you want people to read your boring government guideline doc, make it hilarious.I know! This is comedy gold all throughout. I am saving this, printing it out, and using it to decorate my Christmas tree if I ever put one up again. This is just the best.
And men, too, and not only dildos... but yes. It's hilarious.
"I fucked and used them all Padme! It was a hell of a weekend..."
>Make it a little kinky. Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.On Monday, the New York City Department of Health issued their guidance on safe sex during COVID. It's... interesting.
And not in a politics way. Seriously -- just read it for the humor and the lewd bits. I'm particularly fond of the bit where they recommend that people experiment with glory holes in the name of safe sex:
Of course, they recommend condoms two points later (the one between the two items being headlined "Masturbate together"), but still.
Oh, and two items before that is about how rimming might spread the virus.
So, yeah, have fun. Read. Enjoy. Laugh.
And remember Rule 8.
It's nice to see that NYC is so... progressively kinky? I mean, most city governments don't seem to endorse glory holes.>Make it a little kinky. Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.
>Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls
>walls
I've read enough doujins to know where this is going.
Oh damn... I am deeply sorry to hear that.I found out today that sister-in-law -- the one Mom's been regularly visiting -- just tested positive for COVID. I, meanwhile, just had to make a cardiologist's appointment due to an episode of sorts, and am showing what may be early symptoms.
... fucking joy.
In other news, the entire affair has caused me to (finally) write a postmortem on one of my earlier stories. This should give you some idea of the amount of worldbuilding I tend to do for them... among other things. DoDQ actually had more, not that I ever got to half of the stuff I had planned.
Your title is "Destroyer of Faith in Humanity" and apparently you got competition.This is apparently happening. Yes, a music festival explicitly dedicated to spreading the virus is scheduled in Wisconsin.
... FML.
...this comment made me realize what 'Aleh' spells backwards...I'm never looking at you or anyone else on the internet the same way again...Your title is "Destroyer of Faith in Humanity" and apparently you got competition.
... you know, I just realized that myself....this comment made me realize what 'Aleh' spells backwards...I'm never looking at you or anyone else on the internet the same way again...
Update on the Australia situation:Slightly worried about a second potential wave here in Australia, we're almost out of the woods but an infected individual decided to join in on one of the protests and may have infected people there so...
I'm worried that the other planned protests might cause another wave.
The risk should be lessened considerably by how under control we've got it already, but considering we already have had an infection risk at one of these rallies it feels like the risk is still way too high.
>Make it a little kinky. Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.
>Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls
>walls
I've read enough doujins to know where this is going.
If they don't open the festival with such a song, are they even trying?
I suspect they'll be starting with this. This is also a possibility. So are this and this. Maybe they'll pick this one... or this one, which is somewhat off, but also quite appropriate in parts. Hell, they could even start with this.The Article said:Included among the Herd Immunity Fest performers are artists such as Static-X, Nonpoint, Dope, Bobaflex, and Royal Bliss.