[X] ".... Sorry. I guess it does cause problems, with you being the Police chief's son. And Chouji's not really happy with it either." You hesitate, your pride and sense of realism warring with your loyalty to your friends. "... I can't really stop, though," you finally admit. "I mean, we're going to be ninja. This is basically a lot of what we'll be doing after we graduate."
Sasuke goes stock-still, and stares at you in shock.
-[X] "... But I shouldn't let my training cause problems for my friends," you continue hastily, wondering what his problem is. "When it comes down to it, actually taking things is nice, but the rest of it is the fun part." You banish whatever disappointment might linger in your voice and put on a smile. "It can wait until I have the opportunity to take things from the village's enemies."
His expression eases. "... oh thank all the gods that's what you meant," he says with great feeling, letting out a sigh of relief, which quickly morphs into laughter.
You scowl, and twit him on the nose. "Oi, what's so funny?"
"My dad doesn't know what we've been doing," Sasuke explains, "he thinks your dad is trying to arrange for us to get married and that you're playing along with it."
You stare at him in disbelief.
"That's what I said!" he declares, pointing at your face.
"My god," you say, "what the hell is up with you Lollypops and sex? It's like none of you know how to relate to women in a non-fangirl context!"
"What's sex?" Sasuke asks.
You give him a brief rundown. He looks vaguely repulsed.
"So dad thinks you want to do that?" he asks, frowning. "I'm glad I yelled at him now, you wouldn't do anything that gross to a friend."
You disguise your laugh as a cough, and decide to move on in the conversation. "Why does everyone I meet lately think I'm your girlfriend? Even Hinata asked if we were betrothed a while back." You don't make mention of some of the jokes Kiba has cracked; if Sasuke can't handle the bare bones of the Talk he's not ready for crudity.
"Maybe I should just say you are my girlfriend," he says, shaking his head. "Maybe that'd make Ami stop bugging me."
You snort. "Please tell me you're kidding; she'd kill me! Or demand that I share."
Sasuke rolls his eyes. "All your friends are weird."
"Yeah," you say with a happy sigh, "isn't it great?"
After a while, you ask, "So what do you think I should do about your dad?"
"I was gonna ask you what I should do," he protests. His shoulders slump. "What're we gonna do?"
[X] First, you should establish whether or not your dad actually is trying to marry you off to Sasuke. Go bug him!
[X] Talk to Mom. She's not a ninja, but she is a former noblewoman; she has to know about this kind of thing, it's in her job description.
[X] Confront Fugaku. (What're you gonna tell him?)
[X] Fuck Fugaku; you know how marriages work - go talk to Mikoto. (And say what?)
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I bet you all thought Ino's suggestion to tell Mikoto that Shisui left you two alone on your date was going to stay adorable fluff, didn't you?