Taketori Monogatari?
uju32 said:Anyway, looking at our current matchup.
First caution: This is an AU.
We taught Lee Fire meditation for one.
Who knows what else has changed.
1) Tenten KNOWS we're fast, from personal experience.
We did speed training with Lee as well.
And given that she is Neji's teammate, the fact that we used to go on runs with Hinata will be known to her.
So she expects both a measure of speed and endurance.
2)She is a weapons specialist, primarily ranged so the priority is to take away her sight.
Flash bangs and smoke bombs will do, and also obscure what we're doing from spectators.
Her databook stats and prior behavior (in the tower) also indicate she's rather weak to genjutsu, nor is her Strength or Taijutsu hugely superior to ours.
3)We've established ourself in the eyes of the contestants as an infiltrator type; deception is what they expect.
Genjutsu certainly, maybe speed as well.
Let's show them what they expect.
Throne is a high-level Yamanaka technique; it's quite possible that jounin like Zabuza will recognize the hand seals and warn their kids.
So that's well out.
4)Neji will be watching, so anything we exhibit here is blown to rivals.
And watching jounin may pick up on stuff we don't want them to, so let's leave Menka out of this.
While the others are playing checkers, we should be playing twelve-dimensional chess and looking to the longterm.
PLAN
[X] Go on the offensive the second the proctor says the word.
Smokebombs and flashbangs.
Bunshin and genjutsu(D and C rank).
Use the fan if necessary, and if we have it up, ghetto Jyuuken.
Take her seriously, but leave the big guns in the toybox.
And leave Menka out of this.
It really does look like something an under-ten managed to do with a bathroom mirror and a kitchen knifeFurikoMaru said:*snip picture*
"Anyway I brought the magazine into the bathroom along with the kitchen scissors, and it wasn't long before... well, you have the pictures, you can see what happened.
"I have my hair long now, but I keep it braided while I'm working. Wish I could wear it loose more often, but long hair near an open flame is a disaster waiting to happen."
Y'know, Lee is the only one there really getting into the spirit of the thing; the others range from miserable(Naruto, Chouji) to too cool for school(Kiba).FurikoMaru said:MAKEOVERS FOR EVERYONE!
*snip*
... I'm sensing a theme here...
Yep! They've all got fairy tale codenames. Suigetsu is competing as Moegara Sen.The Nobody said:
I think Shikamaru looks the best, actually; he looks unfussed, like he wears this kind of thing every day. Plus I like slick-backed hair with a widow's peak in combination with a suit. Can't imagine why. Ouju32 said:Y'know, Lee is the only one there really getting into the spirit of the thing; the others range from miserable(Naruto, Chouji) to too cool for school(Kiba).
Neji is watching.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Eh, if we could squeeze out a quick silent Bringer of Darkness without anyone seeing or Tenten having the chance to pass it on, it could work. Especially if she's knocked unconscious almost immediately afterwards and her short term memory doesn't transition to long term memory, preserving the secret.
False Surroundings would work well with smoke bombs/flashtags; it would make it doubly sure that she wouldn't notice the transition from reality to genjutsu.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Maybe a quick False Surroundings would do equivalent inconvenience and let us end the match decisively?
So cloak him with a bunshin, but don't have him henge into human form; that's a secret we should keep as long as possible.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Actually I HAD forgotten Neji would be watching, so touche. I wouldn't leave Menka out of it because he really is a good ace in the hole should things go south against Tenten, but if we can win without using him then great.
The best trolls require advance planning.Hymn of Ragnarok said:We totally are not and you should know this. For the lulz features prominently objectives.![]()
Ruffling the Hyuuga's feathers?Hymn of Ragnarok said:Yeah, if the plan is just going on the offensive and pitching ideas for it, great, but I don't think we should be so very specific in limiting Ino's options. Also, we don't have ghetto Jyuuken so unless we develop it on the spot....and it would probably really ruffle the feathers of the Hyuuga. Perhaps most importantly, we don't know if ghetto Jyuuken will be as consequence free as normal Jyuuken. I suspect it won't be. And I definitely don't like leaving Menka out. If nothing else him being a decoy with Henge is still a viable tactic that might trip Tenten up in the heat of battle.
Does this count as a reference-guess? If I guess "Moegara Sen", would that count?FurikoMaru said:Yep! They've all got fairy tale codenames. Suigetsu is competing as Moegara Sen.
Indeed, both would.The Nobody said:Does this count as a reference-guess? If I guess "Moegara Sen", would that count?
*shakes head*FurikoMaru said:I think Shikamaru looks the best, actually; he looks unfussed, like he wears this kind of thing every day. Plus I like slick-backed hair with a widow's peak in combination with a suit. Can't imagine why. O![]()
uju32 said:False Surroundings would work well with smoke bombs/flashtags; it would make it doubly sure that she wouldn't notice the transition from reality to genjutsu.
So cloak him with a bunshin, but don't have him henge into human form; that's a secret we should keep as long as possible.
As is, most are looking to pass this stage.
We're considering the ramifications(or should be) of exposing our ability to play koto on our future career.
By genin standards, THAT's 12-dimensional chess.
Ruffling the Hyuuga's feathers?
They'll ask, we'll demonstrate.
The fact that it requires extreme control to pull off will mollify them.
And we have corroboration that we've been using the base technique since we were kids; we were notorious for it, in fact. So Hinata doesn't get in trouble for that either.
If we don't have ghetto Jyuuken though, it's not a problem.
That's gorgeous, and shows off their personality a lot better than the dudes.uju32 said:It really does look like something an under-ten managed to do with a bathroom mirror and a kitchen knife
Y'know, Lee is the only one there really getting into the spirit of the thing; the others range from miserable(Naruto, Chouji) to too cool for school(Kiba).
I see your guys and raise you ladies
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At least Ino's old enough that her Moms will have no further objection to her wearing black.
I like the bookends, myself. Neji makes the untucked shirt look rock, and Shino is TOTALLY too-cool-for-school.FurikoMaru said:I think Shikamaru looks the best, actually; he looks unfussed, like he wears this kind of thing every day. Plus I like slick-backed hair with a widow's peak in combination with a suit. Can't imagine why. O![]()
Yeah, but saying Neji looks good is like saying the Pacific Ocean is rather roomy. Post-timeskip he's a full-on hottie.Guile said:That's gorgeous, and shows off their personality a lot better than the dudes.I like the bookends, myself. Neji makes the untucked shirt look rock, and Shino is TOTALLY too-cool-for-school.
Are you sure about that?Hymn of Ragnarok said:Bunshin doesn't account for the shadow, I believe. And Menka's just a cat so his shadow wouldn't be right at all.
Read the update again.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Seriously, we've already had him show off his Henge in the first exam, I see no problem using it again.
There are limits to what we do for a laugh.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Are you not remembering how we dramatically blew our cover to taunt Ibiki just for the lulz?
We will totally do stupid shit just because it amuses us.
For a genin?Hymn of Ragnarok said:
I'm gonna want a GM ruling here, because I don't recall any of this.Hymn of Ragnarok said:We ripped off the concept for their clan jutsu. I'm pretty sure they were not happy about us ripping off traditional jyuuken as is. There won't be any mollifying, just deepening of a grudge/annoyance/et cetera. Furiko even warned us about the consequences of using ghetto Jyuuken in a public place.
There were two henges. Menka was henged as us.uju32 said:
Weren't they fine with it because they think a Byakugan is required to make full use of the style? If we go for tenketsu there may be a bit of a fuss, and if we don't there's not much reason not to just use our own taijutsu style.uju32 said:As far as I know, the Hyuuga do not bear us any grudge whatsoever, according to Hinata; even the teaching of Gentle Fist is permitted.
The only things that were forbidden were main House secret techniques.
uju32 said:Are you sure about that?
I just watched the Ino-Sakura fight again, and Bunshin were producing appropriate shadows for the construct.
Doing so and memorizing the answer key, you henge into the woman and Menka follows suit.
There are limits to what we do for a laugh.
There are limits to what LUPIN would do for a laugh.
And there are very dangerous people here, in a possibly lethal exam.
Stupid shit isn't going to fly.
For a genin?
Hardly.
We're not exactly running Konoha's intelligence service at the moment.
I'm gonna want a GM ruling here, because I don't recall any of this.
As far as I know, the Hyuuga do not bear us any grudge whatsoever, according to Hinata; even the teaching of Gentle Fist is permitted.
The only things that were forbidden were main House secret techniques.
Before you begin, Hinata makes it clear she won't use any of the private Main Branch techniques in front of you, because ever since rumours about your snatching habit started floating around you've been placed in the same category as a Sharingan-user (you're irked to no end to hear that), and it's now forbidden for any Hyuuga to show you anything too impressive.
You're kind of surprised any non-Hyuuga are allowed to learn Gentle Fist, but Hinata says without the Byakugan the style is considered incomplete, so there's no reason to guard it.
And you thought the Lollypops were arrogant.
Canon Neji recreated Kaiten and Sixty Four Palms without tutoring; it didn't raise more of a fuss than "He's a prodigy."
Kakashi walked around with a Sharingan while the Uchiha were alive.
Yes, I know.Torgamous said:
A Byakugan IS required to make full use of the style.Torgamous said:Weren't they fine with it because they think a Byakugan is required to make full use of the style? If we go for tenketsu there may be a bit of a fuss, and if we don't there's not much reason not to just use our own taijutsu style.
They would? Nice. I figure using Google is not cool, but Google Translate should be fair game.FurikoMaru said:
uju32 said:Yes, I know.
Weren't both henges ours?
Or at least, deniably ours?
All he did was sit in a chair after all.
Having our cat hengeing into a human that engages in combat would blow the entire thing open.
In other words, we blow the fact that we have a summon contract, that it's Cats, and that Menka is a summon cat.
At the same time.
To fight Tenten.
Not worth it.
A Byakugan IS required to make full use of the style.
We can't see tenketsu or chakra pathways.
It's permitted, but only because someone good enough at taijutsu to make 'complete' use of the Jyuuken without a Byakugan comes along about once in a generation, and even then it's a lot of work that most people don't want to do. There's never been a perfect storm of visual-kinaesthetic learner/sensor/utter asshole to warrant a ban on showing Jyuuken moves to non-Hyuuga.uju32 said:I'm gonna want a GM ruling here, because I don't recall any of this.
As far as I know, the Hyuuga do not bear us any grudge whatsoever, according to Hinata; even the teaching of Gentle Fist is permitted.
What Hymn said, with a side order of Sarutobi's soft spot for children meaning they can't just kill him/keep him in reserve for stud like in the good old days.uju32 said:Canon Neji recreated Kaiten and Sixty Four Palms without tutoring; it didn't raise more of a fuss than "He's a prodigy."
Think less ember and more cinder.The Nobody said:They would? Nice. I figure using Google is not cool, but Google Translate should be fair game.
Except that, "Ember Thousand" doesn't remind me of anything, and "Fiery Elections" is probably not it. Sadly, I have to assume that this story wasn't included in my "Japanese Children's Favourite Stories" PDFs.
It could be a "line of ashes", but that seems off. And it's probably not from Urashima Tarou anyway.
And they're wrong about the shadowsHymn of Ragnarok said:
Menka's human form IS henge, is it not?Hymn of Ragnarok said:What did you think I was talking about, Menka's human form? No. He doesn't even need that to use a sword, he normally uses his tail. I was talking about him Henging into Ino with Menka still on her shoulder.
We did stupid shit within the confines of a written exam, no combat allowed.Hymn of Ragnarok said:
And still they didn't teach him the techniques in the beginning.Hymn of Ragnarok said:He is a Hyuuga, Branch or not, and they've got him pretty firmly controlled.
I expect lots of talks and negotiations, and finally some agreement about proliferation/who we can teach.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Kakashi....well, yeah, big question mark there frankly. Student of Yellow Flash, too good to antagonize or otherwise waste, it's not like that Sharingan isn't better protected in his skull than most less talented Uchiha?
FurikoMaru said:It's permitted, but only because someone good enough at taijutsu to make 'complete' use of the Jyuuken without a Byakugan comes along about once in a generation, and even then it's a lot of work that most people don't want to do. There's never been a perfect storm of visual-kinaesthetic learner/sensor/utter asshole to warrant a ban on showing Jyuuken moves to non-Hyuuga.
At least as far as the Hyuuga know.
Chakra magic.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Can you explain how it was ours and how we did it and kept it that long?
Noted.Hymn of Ragnarok said:
Rather not.Hymn of Ragnarok said:There's a reason I wanted to have him open as a decoy, but him fighting as acceptable if needed.
Akamaru is the product of a generations-long breeding program, famous across the country for it's quality.Hymn of Ragnarok said:No, it doesn't. Just that we have a cat that fights with us, like Kiba has a dog that fights with him. Just because ours is not well known does not mean they'll go summon contract, just that we have a helper. He's been hanging around us a damn long time, most of our life in fact, it's not ideal but it's not a show stopper.
*checks*Hymn of Ragnarok said:But we can hear them and we can use them for that purpose. Stealing the stances and movements is not the same as manipulating tenketsu.
uju32 said:And they're wrong about the shadows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz38cv1nX1Y
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*shrugs*
I always thought the shadows were one of the main widespread flaws of bunshin.
Menka's human form IS henge, is it not?
And Neji can see through it.
Not worth the risk IMO.
If Neji can see through it than he already knows from the first exam and it's a moot point.
We did stupid shit within the confines of a written exam, no combat allowed.
This is combat, with potential lethal force engaged, and rules disallowing us from stacking the deck.
And we have Lupin playing adult chaperone in our head; he's already bugging us about smoking, so don't expect he will necessarily be a willing conspirator where not necessary.
Sorato. We did it there too, and that was with us channeling Lupin to boot.
And still they didn't teach him the techniques in the beginning.
That's more an admission of weakness/fear than strength IMO.
Furiko chimed in on this just now, so I'll let her speak for it.
uju32 said:Akamaru is the product of a generations-long breeding program, famous across the country for it's quality.
As far as anyone else knows, Menka is a stray we picked up off the street.
There is a limit to just how much bullshit you can expect people to take, especially when the existence of a Cat Summoning Contract is explicitly known in this AU as native to Konoha.
I recall Uchiha having essentially a demo scroll for the Fortress-born Nekomata. Otherwise I do not believe it's known as native to Konoha.
And in point of fact, yeah actually. Some animals do just become chakra animals, usually from living in ninja villages. We met one such kitten as a kid. Us finding and raising one is within the realm of possibility.
*checks*
Huh.
I didn't realize we could actually hear them.
Conceded.
Seriously? How did you think ghetto Jyuuken worked to begin with?
Nope.Hymn of Ragnarok said:If Neji can see through it than he already knows from the first exam and it's a moot point.
Sorato was neither lethally armed, nor looking to kill us.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Sorato. We did it there too, and that was with us channeling Lupin to boot.
Not a demo, the real thing.Hymn of Ragnarok said:I recall Uchiha having essentially a demo scroll for the Fortress-born Nekomata. Otherwise I do not believe it's known as native to Konoha.
Possible, but not plausible.Hymn of Ragnarok said:And in point of fact, yeah actually. Some animals do just become chakra animals, usually from living in ninja villages. We met one such kitten as a kid. Us finding and raising one is within the realm of possibility.
Organ damage, just like Jyuuken is supposed to work without the Byakugan.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Seriously? How did you think ghetto Jyuuken worked to begin with?
No, it's the demo. The Uchiha managed to keep it a secret because their partners were a bunch of large cats and no one else was on the proper contract. That's explicitly spelled out in the Hiraku story; he left with a partial contract and that's what the Uchiha are stuck with.uju32 said:
When Kiri-nin see an eccentric ninja not of an animal training clan and with possible access to a Summons contract no one's seen a summon from in fifteen years who has an animal companion much smaller than the ones on the aforementioned contract that she met before she'd have had access to said hypothetical contract doing chakra tricks even an Academy student knows, they think they need to do more research and recon before they decide either way.uju32 said:Possible, but not plausible.
When you hear hooves in America, you think of horses, not zebras.
Occam's razor applies here.
So when you see a ninja, not of an animal training clan, and with access to a Summons contract, who has a animal companion doing chakra tricks, I think summon, not stray.
That's not what your story says.FurikoMaru said:No, it's the demo. The Uchiha managed to keep it a secret because their partners were a bunch of large cats and no one else was on the proper contract. That's explicitly spelled out in the Hiraku story; he left with a partial contract and that's what the Uchiha are stuck with.
http://questionablequesting.com/index.php?topic=83.msg3606#msg3606"<The Nekomata of the time was sure Hiraku was the next speaker; someone who takes to Nyango and other cat specialities like teeth to meat, making them an ideal partner for our leader or any one of us.>" Tsumujikaze very politely pretends not to note the jolt that goes through you at this. "<But the prophet at the time was unconvinced. Superficially, the signs would seem to match the prophecy for the next speaker; he was black of hair, a ninja, he had the drive to succeed that we demand in our contract holders, and he came to us on a cloudless, sunny morning in June. But there was something that wasn't quite right to the prophet; when you read his autobiography it seems almost as though he thought Hiraku dimwitted, or at least overly-friendly.>"
"<Eventually he left with the summoning contract, but without the title of speaker, and from then on we heard little of him but the battles he had been in.>
"<Then, on a cloudless morning in June, two years after Hiraku left us, his elder brother Chiaki arrived on our doorstep.>"
No need given them more datapoints if not necessary IMO.FurikoMaru said:When Kiri-nin see an eccentric ninja not of an animal training clan and with possible access to a Summons contract no one's seen a summon from in fifteen years who has an animal companion much smaller than the ones on the aforementioned contract that she met before she'd have had access to said hypothetical contract doing chakra tricks even an Academy student knows, they think they need to do more research and recon before they decide either way.