FurikoMaru
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A couple, yeah.Redon said:
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A couple, yeah.Redon said:
Would the smoke bombs hinder us, more than they would the ANBU?FurikoMaru said:
Which wouldn't just mean dual knockout. It'd also apply if we confuse the issue enough that nobody can tell who won.Hymn of Ragnarok said:We don't need to win here. We just need the winner to be inconclusive.
Neat. I assume we keep the gum and other materials on our person at all times to take advantage of this?Hymn of Ragnarok said:Guile, with our Speed we can make and re-make masks of people on the spot.
That's only if someone calls us on our illusions. It's just a second layer of protection.That said, after we went to such lengths to not use them in the exams, even now it seems kind of wasteful to use them here.
We also moved too fast for Anko, a Special Jonin, to keep track of. In a furball like this promises to be, I judged that we'd be fine.Honestly I don't see why we should do what seems to me to be the worst possible thing: getting directly into melee and announcing our presence. We can't even beat Tenten in melee and now we want to throw down with chunin and jounin?
Torgamous said:Which wouldn't just mean dual knockout. It'd also apply if we confuse the issue enough that nobody can tell who won.
Guile said:Neat. I assume we keep the gum and other materials on our person at all times to take advantage of this?
That's only if someone calls us on our illusions. It's just a second layer of protection.
We also moved too fast for Anko, a Special Jonin, to keep track of. In a furball like this promises to be, I judged that we'd be fine.
This wouldn't be a fair fight, this would be us sneak attacking people when they don't expect it, using their buddy's face, with genjutsu.
I am, of course, totally open to other proposed plans of action, like 'traps from the sidelines.
There's probably defensive bathhouses at key locations throughout the village for this exact purpose. The hard part would be the ANBU. Getting Gaara into a bathhouse after they're beaten doesn't change that it's his win, and luring them too is more difficult since they'll know where the bathhouses are and will have been trained to avoid them.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Short of luring Gaara into a bathhouse filled with bathing woman and forcing Furiko to reuse her own crack, I don't think there's any surefire way of putting him down.
Having everybody take this fight into the street instead of upsetting Chouza-san might be an easy sell.Torgamous said:There's probably defensive bathhouses at key locations throughout the village for this exact purpose. The hard part would be the ANBU. Getting Gaara into a bathhouse after they're beaten doesn't change that it's his win, and luring them too is more difficult since they'll know where the bathhouses are and will have been trained to avoid them.
Even if we don't get them to a bathhouse, this could make it much easier to add to the confusion and so make it harder to call a clear winner. Also increases the probability of additional parties that nobody's bet on getting involved.Guile said:Having everybody take this fight into the street instead of upsetting Chouza-san might be an easy sell.
Then we could have a zany running fight a la Ranma 1/2.
Konoha doesn't exactly have a reputation for decorum to begin with, and Suna's also involved. It'll be fine.Guile said:Although that wouldn't look overly good to visiting ninja, I guess.
Torgamous said:There's probably defensive bathhouses at key locations throughout the village for this exact purpose. The hard part would be the ANBU. Getting Gaara into a bathhouse after they're beaten doesn't change that it's his win, and luring them too is more difficult since they'll know where the bathhouses are and will have been trained to avoid them.
[x] This is my vote.Guile said:Having everybody take this fight into the street instead of upsetting Chouza-san might be an easy sell.
Then we could have a zany running fight a la Ranma 1/2.
*facepalms*FurikoMaru said:
This is the key.FurikoMaru said:[X] "All right, I got fifty from Gaara on himself. Three gets you two odds on ANBU! Taking all bets! That's a bet of 3 ryo on Konoha's finest will get you 2 on a win! It's the guy who shrugs off bullets and the Best Uchiha against the Konoha dectet! Lot of good talent in our ANBU squads, I sure wouldn't bet against them myself! What'll it be, gents? If the fight is inconclusive, house keeps all bets!"
Lol Neji.FurikoMaru said:Neji continues to sit calmly in his booth. The only sudden move he makes is to tilt his head slightly to the left to avoid a kunai that embeds itself in the wall next to him. Idly, he pets a facepawing Menka, and smiles quietly at the convivial chaos.
"Ami-san, please, she listens to you-"
"THREE HUNDRED ON SASUKE-KUN!"
Huh.FurikoMaru said:You can't quite hear Tenten's reply, but you doubt it's complimentary.
"Fine!" Temari scowls, and pulls out her wallet. "Forty on Gaara. You are the weirdest Yamanaka on the face of the earth, you know that?"
"Yes I am!" you say, wondering what she means by that.
I think the appearance of the Professor would end the festivities pretty quickly; he's on the small side at 163 cm.FurikoMaru said:
He would if he was giving orders in the field, transmitting information or taking charge of a military operation.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Uh, uju, not a smart plan there. Jiraiya may be expected, most likely is, to give certain pass codes that we cannot.
You want to draw a general brawl including an S-class foreign jinchuuriki through the streets of a village that suffered a bijuu attack years ago; one whose memories are fresh enough to terrify Gai.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Honestly I'm feeling a lot more partial towards, "Lure them near/into a bathhouse of civilian woman, get them inside by hook or crook, and let Furiko's canon crack slaughter everyone including Gaara."
Comedy, draws on known phenomena, and pretty feasible all things considered, especially if we can sweet talk/trick Temari into giving the ANBU a 'push' into the bathhouse.
uju32 said:He would if he was giving orders in the field, transmitting information or taking charge of a military operation.
When intervening in a Konoha bar brawl?
Not likely.
You want to draw a general brawl including an S-class foreign jinchuuriki through the streets of a village that suffered a bijuu attack years ago; one whose memories are fresh enough to terrify Gai.
A village with civilians.
While you are trying to demonstrate that you have the judgement to make chuunin.
There's comedy, and there's a flat out bad idea.
All it takes is one overreacting guard.
Dude.Hymn of Ragnarok said:S-Rank ninja. Honestly I expect there would be 'all clear' protocols when those are involved.
First, ANBU. As long as they see ANBU around, no one's actually gonna want a piece of that.
It's one thing to humor a brawl in a bar.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Second, your main objection to it being a 'bad idea' is negated by the fight happening at ALL is a bad idea, and yet the ANBU are humoring it. I didn't think this would be turning out well as it is, but if Furiko is rolling with it....
I'm not worrying about Gaara, I'm worrying about other people's reactions to Gaara.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Third, just as a point, Gaara has been doing a damn fine job keeping things under wraps. His chakra only slipped because of us.
So?Hymn of Ragnarok said:And last, we are known for faking identities. By everyone in the room in fact. So to be honest, us being called out because Ino is fucking around is entirely feasible and sensible.
A good choice. He's expected to show up sooner or later, judging by Shikamaru's bet, and since he's Chouji's dad we'll have a near-ideal grasp of his character. Imitating his voice could be an issue, but if you're burning a Z-slash that's not a problem.uju32 said:A third possible would be impersonating Chouza instead; it IS one of his places.
Hmmm.....
Uju, he's Jigen. I think we can safely say he knows! And he's the one we're fighting.I'm willing to commit a Z-slash to avoid having to use our masks; Kankuro will suspect their presence, but there's no point confirming it's presence to the vast
Shockingly, I have.luckybreak91 said:Has anyone seen Lupin the Third: The Woman Called Fujiko Mine yet?
I don't think it's worth it. You can get the same effect with less bullshit by tracking down the manga.luckybreak91 said:Really? Never would have guessed.
Is it worth paying for the DvD's or should I just watch it online?
Yeah.Torgamous said:A good choice. He's expected to show up sooner or later, judging by Shikamaru's bet, and since he's Chouji's dad we'll have a near-ideal grasp of his character. Imitating his voice could be an issue, but if you're burning a Z-slash that's not a problem.
We'll still need to work out a plausible-looking way for decoy-us to try to bring the fight to a draw, or nobody's going to believe it isn't us even if the real Chouza shows up.
Again, I'm not worried about Jikuro or his sibs.Guile said:Uju, he's Jigen. I think we can safely say he knows! And he's the one we're fighting.
And masks are really pretty worthless in an elimination bout, anyway.
And they'd be under our genjutsu, in any case. And honestly, if it DOES come out, I'd say we're more likely to get people thinking that we have an unbreakable genjutsu than 'clearly this 12 year old ninja knows enough noh theatre to create master-level gum masks on the fly!'
Nobody bothers with learning how to craft Lupin-style masks in this era, certainly not ninja. Remember Sasuke's reaction?
The chuunin handing out scrolls knew that he was a jinch; he called him demon brat in public.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Bleagh. I dislike having less and less time these days. Five minute reply:
Unless Gaara lets slip his control, people are not going to realize he's a jink unless they're already in the know.
We know dickall about ANBU procedure, IC or OOC.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Pretty sure ANBU can do all-clear things fine.
Neji might ruin our disguise just because, especially if he thinks it'll teach us a lesson in a relatively safe environment, and we don't know how well the masked men will react to Jiraiya but honestly I would not go banking on his reputation.
Bunshin, at night.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Chouza would be a more appropriate disguise if we can pull him off though. He has the bonus of being expected to be here and we'll be much better at pulling him off. Bunshin is bunshin though. Kinda crappy body double, especially when we're surrounded by people who might screw us over if they figure out our plan (not very hard, it is derivative) and decide to throw a wrench at us just to see what happens.
I honestly don't expect to fool ANBU for long.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Ino is known for her use of Henge and a dramatic one, more likely to search when she's known to be around, and we have no way of knowing if the ANBU are tipsy (pretty unlikely, they're n duty).
*shrug*Hymn of Ragnarok said:Honestly, I still favor plan bathhouse just because it's loony off the wall and we've never done it before. Remember refuge in audacity? I'm thinking that's the mode Furiko is in right now.....
Depends.Guile said:I doubt we can fake the voice of an 80 year old chronic smoker, anyway.