Anaril
Not too sore, are you?
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Press Conference;
"Ma'am, Channel Five news, would you care to comment on your newest "product" Soylent Zebra and the fast spreading internet meme "Soylent Zebra is made of People!"?"
"Well, when we began production of our non-racially discriminate ghoul nutritive meat replacement supplement, we thought that it should be given a descriptively appropriate name."
"Ah, I see. It, its not actually made of people right? or horses?"
"I can assure you one hundred percent that there is absolutely no horse meat in our product."
"...And no people meat either?"
"Do you have any idea how many human corpses we would need to make the amount of product we do daily? Almost two million corpses, every day!"
"...That's not a 'No'."
"Next question!"
Soooo... we're opening a factory producing Soylent Green for Ghouls? interesting...
Press Conference;
"Ma'am, Channel Five news, would you care to comment on your newest "product" Soylent Zebra and the fast spreading internet meme "Soylent Zebra is made of People!"?"
"Well, when we began production of our non-racially discriminate ghoul nutritive meat replacement supplement, we thought that it should be given a descriptively appropriate name."
"Ah, I see. It, its not actually made of people right? or horses?"
"I can assure you one hundred percent that there is absolutely no horse meat in our product."
"...And no people meat either?"
"Do you have any idea how many human corpses we would need to make the amount of product we do daily? Almost two million corpses, every day!"
"...That's not a 'No'."
"Next question!"