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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Some more serious thoughts.

I absolutely avoid attacking livestock or pets at all costs. Assuming I retain my sapience.

Do my best to gain a pride, either through inheritance or through conquest. Sire a bunch of little lions, and rule the savannah.

If I can communicate with people, I use my paws to draw in the dirt. I dunno to anti poaching teams, and offer to assist them.

Assuming I can survive poachers, ranchers, habitat loss, other lions, elephants, giraffes, disease, and what not, I select an heir to lead the Invictus pride and ensure the survival of my lineage, and go off to peacefully die under a tree.

I'll probably be the only lion to die peacefully in his sleep. Or at least that would be my endgoal.
 
I am a slime maid.
Well at least I am cute now. First I will probably test out my slime body, experiment with morphing and seperating and controlling parts of my body if possible.
Afterwards I will admire my cute body, try to play with myself for a bit.
Then I guess I will start trying to get those otakubux by streaming and maybe cosplaying. Hopefully everyone will just think I am just some advanced CGI.
This slime is implied to have some eldritch qualities but how that works is unclear, so I have no idea what other abilities I might have if I have any. Everything we have going for her character are few pinup images.
 
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Can a Vala even get drunk? I suppose it's theoretically possible given the nature of the forms they take but still.
 
On the bad side I have become the Yandere...that's not good.

On the plus side I'm a fairly attractive Yandere. Sexy with blood red hair and eyes, so I have that going for me. Still, Yandere...
 
At least I'm completely safe against the covid-19, even if I'll be baking to death from the heat.
 
Probably smile so wide at getting to look like this, then develop a narcissistic complex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Or more charitably: I'd gain some self-confidence with a dash of motivation.

Edit: Probably would also start taking self defence lessons and/or start carrying a weapon...
 
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Edit: Probably would also start taking self defence lessons and/or start carrying a weapon...
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Get the weapon. Most self-defense classes are bullshit, and the ones which aren't still take years of dedicated training to get to the point where a woman has much of a chance against most male attackers.

But even the most badass of special forces can still be dropped by a twelve year old with a handgun who's been to the range a couple times a year.
 
I probably wake up feeling like garbage I guess.
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Oof. Burns and cuts and bruising all over.

Edit: G-d, I'd probably need some kind of healer or jsut to get myself to an emergency room but with things as they are right now I'd kinda be screwed in that regard.

Anyone got tips on how to deal with this?
 
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Eh, they're all superficial injuries, nothing but a few cuts and first degree burns.

In other words: Slather yourself in neosporin and suck it up, snowflake.
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I suppose so. Still sucks. But if what you're saying is true then at least it'd be far more bearable than I'd first assumed.

Neosporin is an antibacterial lotion innit? Probably would feel pretty good. Would get some clothes while I'm out buying some.
 
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I suppose so. Still sucks. But if what you're saying is true then at least it'd be far more bearable than I'd first assumed.

Neosporin is an antibacterial lotion innit? Probably would feel pretty good. Would get some clothes while I'm out buying some.
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Yea Neosporin and bandages. At least that counts unless you have allergies to certain other antibiotics.
 
I remember this thread. I probably still have the same avatar, but I guess explore what my body can do, fly around, nearly get shot down from looking like a UFO, but I'm a character that can put up a fight with Kirby, so I think I can handle most threats.
 
Part of me would be tempted to try to find and visit my creator. They would be either happy or would get a heart attack. They seemed like they might need cheering up.
Though being some chinese (guy's?) waifu would be rather awkward unless my personality is altered or I get access to her personality so that I could act like her.
Nah, too weird, it is an amusing idea though.
 
Sell future weapons and medical tech, start up a sentai team private security company. maybe clear out a casino or two, Murder a few legion fucks. And start a new citystate.

Oh yah and see if anyone wants a be on the receiveing end of one-person gangbang.
 
..Well not all that different compared to the original Mercurius.
Time to compose an opera and try and try again until i can go outside this multiverse.

Does anyone feel downtrodden, perhaps you want some help?(strings attached!) This is a face you can trust..:D:sneaky:
 
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