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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

I question the purpose of man's existence. I question the inherent chaos of reality. I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I ponder on nature vs nurture, why people turn out they way the do, some cruel, some kind.

I think upon what progress will be made by, and where mankind will be 10 years, 20 years, even 100 years in the future. I speculate on how much of that progress, that change that I will see in my lifetime. I try to understand what our worth is, our entire species, Earth's entire array of species, all of us combined an infinitesimal speck in the garnd universe.

But most of all, above all else, I wonder this.


who's fuckin cheerios did I shit in to be transformed into a punctuation mark
 
I can make the solid guarantee that I will not Reip anyone in their orifices. That's the good. The bad is that Reiping people involves turning them into viscous orange primordial liquid or 'Tang" so that's the bad.

Onto the DC part...well good and bad again - The good is that I'll be the star of my own mini series and or event. That bad - I'll be the main part if a mini series and or event. Pretty sure I'm gonna be mind controlled to fight Superman or mentally and emotionally manipulated in an attempt to end the human race.

The worst - after my event is over its all down here from here on the next train as I get relegated as a side character who is never quite as awesome as I was in the event. It also depends who's family I join as I'm a sure in bet for the Batfamily for being an emotionally unstable teen though I sure as heck ain't gonna try to be a Robin so there that. Superfamily is better as I'll get to hang out with Superman and probably get slotted as an intern in the Daily Bugle but I'll have to atleast wear a wig and pretend to be just a normal albino instead of a world ending one. Wonder Woman is proudly best as her Rogue Gallery is really lame and she usually goes on solo adventures against them so I'm good and I might get to go to Themyscira, downside is that I am a pathetic flirt and the only I will be able to get some with the Amazon's is if one decides to pitty fuck me. Downside is I'll have to learn to fight and that means daily asskicking from the Amazon's and that is NOT my fetish.

And that is only if I survive my event and don't sacrifice myself for the greater good and prevent the end if the world. Jeez talk about pressure...
 
Well... waking up as the Count of Monte Cristo from Fate Grand Order is better than a lot of other things I could've chosen.

Although I'm not too sure on the practicality of controlling hellfire on such a mundane earth. I'd probably try coffee, cuz as I am now I don't like it but the Count is supposed to love it so now I can see why people l like it so much.
 
wait for the inevitable giant god monolith spawning infinite monster roaches and getting turned into the monster of destruction and forced to restart the og battle royal involving the ancestors of every species

but before that I'll try to find a random schmuck to beat the shit out of





man being the joker undead will be suffering huh
 
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I'm now the demon Alastor and I would probably make it big as a magician and entertainer. Maybe do some work as a crossroads demon just to see the reaction of people when a demon actually shows up.
 
I'm now a reaper with a passion for heavy metal aesthetics. Who do you want me to kill? You name 'em, I merc 'em.
 
Try to quickly figure out shape-shifting so noone can recognize me when I really start popping off.
 
Try to figure out who the other side is (and which side I actually am). Or am I both? Or are there two of 'me'?
 
I realized that I fused into a amalgamation of Sepherioth and Donkey Kong. So if I have their skills and powers….

well. METEOR TIME. And punching the moon out of orbit
And also having three more copies of me that follow me around. Time for Boomboxs
 
Kill. There really isn't much else that Magsarion can do. I'll eventually run out of things to kill, and I guess that's when I'll ascend to Godhood.
 
Find out if i have a face under this helmet and see if i have MDukemon power.
 
Waking up as Takizawa-san?

Fondle myself.

Waking up as Rinko Jerrard?

Fondle myself.

Waking up as myself?

Fondle myself.
 
MadGreenSon said:
Oh come on, I won't hurt anyone! Look into my eyes. Do I seem like a bad guy?
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Your levels of 'good' and/or 'evil' are irrelevant. A green star, were one to exist, would be emitting radiation on such a scale that it would melt rock at a distance as far away as Mars from the sun. Nothing organic could survive within the orbit of Neptune.

Which isn't quite as deadly as blue stars which kill everything from an orbit further out than Pluto... but still pretty goddamn insane.
 
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